Originally posted by Lestov16
At least this thread has a point involving you, rather than your 17 page atrocity made out of pure butthurt hatred for a fictional character.
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=555806&pagenumber=63#post14209947
As opposed to a 62 page atrocity made of out of pure butthurt hatered for a fictional character, eh?
(Ignoring the 3 fail-o-revenge butthurt-threads you created just today, dear uberprolific ragetearcrier...)
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=555806&pagenumber=63#post14209947Or a 62 page one that backfires upon it's creator, eh Lizzie?
To be fair to the little princess, it's 'only' been 30 pages since he necroed the thread and did a 180* out of colonic crampings.
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=555806&pagenumber=63#post14209947As opposed to a 62 page atrocity made of out of pure butthurt hatered for a fictional character, eh?
That's a legit thread between two closely skilled combatants, with Van Zan edging him out because he has better H2H feats than McClane. That thread isn't near butthurt. And I have a right to go back and correct my mistake because I don't like being wrong when stating facts because I don't like spreading disinformation. My view is that if a unbiased eye looks at the thread to base judgement, they deserve the truth rather than some biased crap that you spew all the time regarding McClane. If Van Zan wins he deserves to be stated so.
Originally posted by Lestov16
That's a legit thread between one skilled combatant, with Van Zan packing his pants and suiciding again out because [b]he has pretty much no H2H feats especially compared to McClane. That thread isn't near butthurt. Its PURE UNADULTERATED butthurt. And I have a right to go back and correct my mistake because I don't like being wrong, but never do when spreading disinformation. My view is that if a unbiased eye looks at the thread to base judgement, they deserve lies like that biased crap I spew all the time regarding McClane. If Van Zan wins he deserves to be stated so, but he doesnt so I have to lie the whole time and cry my salty tears or rage and imitating people all the time, like you, my hero Sadako. [/B]
Ah right that makes sense. Thanks.
Originally posted by Lestov16
That's a legit thread between two closely skilled combatants, with Van Zan edging him out because [b]he has better H2H feats than McClane. That thread isn't near butthurt. And I have a right to go back and correct my mistake because I don't like being wrong when stating facts because I don't like spreading disinformation. My view is that if a unbiased eye looks at the thread to base judgement, they deserve the truth rather than some biased crap that you spew all the time regarding McClane. If Van Zan wins he deserves to be stated so. [/B]
Originally posted by focus4chumps
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Originally posted by focus4chumps
McClane's sidekick for DH6. The villains will be attempting to poison all the Dorito Loco Tacos in the country, killing millions. It will be up to John "Can only cheapshot people smaller and slower than me" McClane and his always needed sidekick (because he went sidekickless in DH1 only (and even that's arguable considering Al saved his ass; matter of fact now thinking about it...
Holy Shit!
McClane wasn't the hero! He was the phucking catalyst of Hans's plan. It was his dumbass who alerted Al, who alerted the cops, who alerted the FBI, who aided Hans's plan. If McClane had just done the job himself without involving Al, Hans wouldn't have even been able to get into the vault. So really him killing Hans was just him correcting his own dumbass mistake, since involving Al was utterly pointless in since he had to do everything himself anyway, and thus all it really did was help Hans out immensely.
Also should be noted that if it wasn't for Argyle, not McClane, Theo would have gotten away with the goods and thus Again, McClane would have failed. So wow, McClane didn't even win DH1. 😆 ))
,Fatty "focus4chumps" McLardass, his long lost son, to stop the terrorists from making Taco Bell's Fourth Meal their last....
Originally posted by Lestov16
McClane's sidekick for DH6. The villains will be attempting to poison all the Dorito Loco Tacos in the country, killing millions. It will be up to John "Can only cheapshot people smaller and slower than me" McClane and his always needed sidekick (because he went sidekickless in DH1[b] only (and even that's arguable considering Al saved his ass; matter of fact now thinking about it...Holy Shit!
McClane wasn't the hero! He was the phucking catalyst of Hans's plan. It was his dumbass who alerted Al, who alerted the cops, who alerted the FBI, who aided Hans's plan. If McClane had just done the job himself without involving Al, Hans wouldn't have even been able to get into the vault. So really him killing Hans was just him correcting his own dumbass mistake, since involving Al was utterly pointless in since he had to do everything himself anyway, and thus all it really did was help Hans out immensely.
Also should be noted that if it wasn't for Argyle, not McClane, Theo would have gotten away with the goods and thus Again, McClane would have failed. So wow, McClane didn't even win DH1. 😆 )
,Fatty "focus4chumps" McLardass, his long lost son, to stop the terrorists from making Taco Bell's Fourth Meal their last.... [/B]
wow man 😂
Originally posted by Lestov16
McClane's sidekick for DH6. The villains will be attempting to poison all the Dorito Loco Tacos in the country, killing millions. It will be up to John "Can only cheapshot people smaller and slower than me" McClane and his always needed sidekick (because he went sidekickless in DH1[b] only (and even that's arguable considering Al saved his ass; matter of fact now thinking about it...Holy Shit!
McClane wasn't the hero! He was the phucking catalyst of Hans's plan. It was his dumbass who alerted Al, who alerted the cops, who alerted the FBI, who aided Hans's plan. If McClane had just done the job himself without involving Al, Hans wouldn't have even been able to get into the vault. So really him killing Hans was just him correcting his own dumbass mistake, since involving Al was utterly pointless in since he had to do everything himself anyway, and thus all it really did was help Hans out immensely.
Also should be noted that if it wasn't for Argyle, not McClane, Theo would have gotten away with the goods and thus Again, McClane would have failed. So wow, McClane didn't even win DH1. 😆 ))
,Fatty "focus4chumps" McLardass, his long lost son, to stop the terrorists from making Taco Bell's Fourth Meal their last.... [/B]
Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
For one it was always the plan for the cops to show up even without McClanes help. They just came a little early as it was stated in the movie. also the buildign was surrounded by cops. Where was Arglye going to go?
McClane could have done his McClaneness to the baddies and cleared the building via attrition before it even reached that stage. Hans's forces would have been so devastated that by time he called the cops he'd be begging him to save him from the freed hostages who wish to rip off his face.
One thing I won't dispute about McClane is his accuracy. If he can go through a shitload of pain and pull off three perfect shots in a second like John Wayne (the entire point of "Yippee-ki-yay, motherphucker"😉 then if he just killed the baddies, collected their ammo, lured and cleared (which is pretty much exactly what he did) without trying to get to Al, they wouldn't have gotten him with the glass and he could have gone through them like Steven Seagal.
The point is he made a mistake calling Al because he helped them, since he could have just picked them off without them having to even reach that stage of the plan, and it ended up weakening McClane anyway, so it was pointless to even try.
Point is McClane didn't catch Theo. Argyle being in the right place at the right time did. What if he was parked on a completely different floor? Did McClane strategically place Argyle there?
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
No that was the FBI cutting the power. And McClane of course was a cop he didnt expect. The body out the window and the calling of the LAPD cops earlier than expected were unplanned by Hans.Accounted for, sure...he was a smart cookie, but unplanned.
Exactly. That stage wasn't supposed to occur until later. McClane only sped up the time until the cops, and thus FBI, showed up, and thus gave Hans a quicker grab at the vault than he would have originally had.
And again, if McClane just picked them off via attrition, Hans wouldn't have even gotten to that stage. Only reason McClane was slowed down was because of the glass, and that wouldn't have happened if not not for going for Al.
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
He sure couldn't deal with McClane though.
Considering he hires chumps who steal candy bars and can't conduct simple patdowns, I'm surprised he didn't stumble out of a window.