John McClane Vs Unicron

Started by focus4chumps30 pages
Originally posted by quanchi112
When have I tried to gimp McClane in this thread ? I never once said he dies of asphyxiation.

you allowed no space suit. there is no air breathable atmosphere inside unicron. so mcclane dies. another successful gimp win! congrats bro! (oh dear i hope i spelled all that right)

Originally posted by focus4chumps
you allowed no space suit. there is no air breathable atmosphere inside unicron. so mcclane dies. another successful gimp win! congrats bro! (oh dear i hope i spelled all that right)
I was arguing based on the threadstarter's stips. I assumed he could still breathe and never once said he dies in this manner. I guess in your world we can change the thread in any direction we want to. LOL.

Unicron stomps.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I didn't ragecry I simply don't believe it's ok for you to do so this far into the debate. You also criticized another poster for doing so in the past. that's neither here nor there and will destroy this thread again.

Who wins and why ? It's a simple question.

"i wont allow it.... also i never said i wont allow it. now watch as i do silly backflips" -twink

Originally posted by focus4chumps
"i wont allow it.... also i never said i wont allow it. now watch as i do silly backflips" -twink
I said it isn't right to do so this far into the thread but still argued from that point on with him in an exosuit. He still dies. Not my fault his thread backfired and he wanted to change things around. Unicron stomps whether he has 1 or 50 exosuits in his closet.

Originally posted by FrothByte
Huh, good strategy. I'll do the same.

Unicron wins. Without an exosuit, McClane gets torn apart within 30 mins of entering Unicron.

Oh he's given an exosuit now? Huh. That changes things, but not by much. McClane will now survive falling several stories through Unicron's innards (which would have killed him without the exosuit). He might be able to getaway from the mechanical claws, though I doubt he can without aid since Spyke and Bumblebee got caught by those. But even if he did get through all those defense mechanisms, he'd still have to face Galvatron who awaits near Unicron's heart, at which point he dies.

Originally posted by FrothByte
Oh he's given an exosuit now? Huh. That changes things, but not by much. McClane will now survive falling several stories through Unicron's innards (which would have killed him without the exosuit). He might be able to getaway from the mechanical claws, though I doubt he can without aid since Spyke and Bumblebee got caught by those. But even if he did get through all those defense mechanisms, he'd still have to face Galvatron who awaits near Unicron's heart, at which point he dies.
I expect a few more tweaks by the threadstarter since everyone save the McClaniacs agree he still loses horribly.

right. sadako the troll once again cheats by attempting to allow mcclane to breath and not die of asphyxiation. such a troll clown he is, right twink?

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Originally posted by focus4chumps
right. sadako the troll once again cheats by attempting to allow mcclane to breath and not die of asphyxiation. such a troll clown he is, right twink?
No one ever said he dies of asphyxiation.

yes robtard it was very funny and made me laugh out loud at my desk. but now its a dead horse. good job.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
yes robtard it was very funny and made me laugh out loud at my desk. but now its a dead horse. good job.

It's still effective. So I will use it.

it was effective and funny, now its just questionably effective.

Originally posted by quanchi112
No one ever said he dies of asphyxiation.

you really dont get it do you? would it work better to explain with pictures? do you need a wiki link to confirm that there is no breathable air in space?

Originally posted by focus4chumps
right. sadako the troll once again cheats by attempting to allow mcclane to breath and not die of asphyxiation. such a troll clown he is, right twink?

Not wanting to get in the middle of anything here.... but a normal spacesuit would have solved the problem of asphyxiation.

Originally posted by FrothByte
Not wanting to get in the middle of anything here.... but a normal spacesuit would have solved the problem of asphyxiation.

and solves the problem of removing mobilization.

unicron wins.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
you really dont get it do you? would it work better to explain with pictures? do you need a wiki link to confirm that there is no breathable air in space?
I know what's possible and what isn't but my point remains no one argued John dies because he cannot breathe.

you're the one crying that he has an exosuit post-OP. don't be thick.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Saddie gave him one on page 4. Threadtsrater changed the midway through it. LOL. Do you think McClane wins now ?

its a direct and correct conclusion, not an opinion.

whether gimped from the exo-suit into a vacuum or given a clumsy "rape me" nasa space suit, mcclane is helpless as a 3 legged kitten! YAY butthurt! 🙄

Originally posted by focus4chumps
you're the one crying that he has an exosuit post-OP. don't be thick.

its a direct and correct conclusion, not an opinion.

whether gimped from the exo-suit into a vacuum or given a clumsy "rape me" nasa space suit, mcclane is helpless as a 3 legged kitten! YAY butthurt! 🙄

No one argued that so again stop. You are really worked up.

you could just take some anti-crycry pills and take it back.

allow him the exo-suit. (i request this since its obvious you think you're a pretty big deal here)

Originally posted by focus4chumps
you could just take some anti-crycry pills and take it back.

allow him the exo-suit. (i request this since its obvious you think you're a pretty big deal here)

I said he gets a suit. It's just funny the biased threadstarter gave it to him. He still loses in spitey fashion.