John McClane vs The Kraken

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John McClane vs The Kraken

John McClane /w can of beans and 13'' black dildo vs Kraken from wrath of the titans

who wins

no. not this time mcclane. not this time.

Hmmmm. Tricky one, this. I cant see an un-Gorgon equipped McClane winning unless he uses the C4 on Kraken, or his divine flow has one of the gods smite Kraken..

McClane sodomizes himself with the dildo and the fecal matter morphs into Sadako of Girth, who defeats the Kraken by trolling it with auto-playing videos 😆

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Hmmmm. Tricky one, this. I cant see an un-Gorgon equipped McClane winning unless he uses the C4 on Kraken, or his divine flow has one of the gods smite Kraken..
The fanboy saddie won't ever surrender all the while proclaiming, hey I am a reasonable guy.

Even robbie thinks you are stupid.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Hmmmm. Tricky one, this. I cant see an un-Gorgon equipped McClane winning unless he uses the C4 on Kraken, or his divine flow has one of the gods smite Kraken..

its tricky since the kraken suggests the legitimization of greek divinity, cancelling out mcclane's baby jesus.

Originally posted by Lestov16
McClane sodomizes himself with the dildo and the fecal matter morphs into Sadako of Girth, who defeats the Kraken by trolling it with auto-playing videos 😆

Originally posted by quanchi112
The fanboy saddie won't ever surrender all the while proclaiming, hey I am a reasonable guy.

Even robbie thinks you are stupid.

You two REALLY need to let the butthurt you feel over Sadako go. This is just the MVF forum. Relax.

they're very angry

Originally posted by Robtard
You two REALLY need to let the butthurt you feel over Sadako go. This is just the MVF forum. Relax.
Due to your antics McClane might be off the board for a while. LOL.

ok, what is the new pathetic butthurt lie you're trying to push?

Originally posted by focus4chumps
ok, what is the new pathetic butthurt lie you're trying to push?

Quanchi and some others cried in the MVF social thread about all the McClane Vs threads, so I posted to Imp that it might be a good idea to ban McClane from the MVF for a month or so, to let people calm down.

oh i forgot. you're sensitive and all this arguing is making your nipples tender again.

I was just thinking of them, since they complained.

Originally posted by Robtard
Quanchi and some others cried in the MVF social thread about all the McClane Vs threads, so I posted to Imp that it might be a good idea to ban McClane from the MVF for a month or so, to let people calm down.
You're a liar.

Originally posted by Placidity
This McClane shit has to stop.
Originally posted by quanchi112
While I do admit the McClane thing has gotten out of hand all a poster needs to do is avoid those threads.
I did agree the McClane stuff has gotten out of hand because it has but I didn't complain. I said if people are sick of it then stay out of McClane threads. I don't run to a mod.

So please feel free to not lie in the future.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
ok, what is the new pathetic butthurt lie you're trying to push?
Rob lied not me.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You're a liar.

I did agree the McClane stuff has gotten out of hand because it has but I didn't complain. I said if people are sick of it then stay out of McClane threads. I don't run to a mod.

So please feel free to not lie in the future. Rob lied not me.

Youre aproven liar over and over again.

Its youre fault and Lestovs its gootten out of hand.
Just let your butthurt go and it'll be over...
But nooooooooooooooo your perpetual hardon for me must dominate all proceedings... 🙄

You troll and cry the whole time, and when you've done ou rbest to ruin the place, now you blame everyone else... pathetic that you cannot man up..

LoL. How you try and twist, as expected, Quanchi. Two people commented how the McClane "shit has to stop" and how it's "ridiculous"; you agreed to that.

But cry more about how you weren't actually complaining about the McClane issue while agreeing.

Originally posted by Robtard
LoL. How you try and twist, as expected, Quanchi. Two people commented how the McClane "shit has to stop" and how it's "ridiculous"; you agreed to that.

But cry more about how you weren't actually complaining about the McClane issue while agreeing.

You agreed to this as well.
Originally posted by Robtard
IMO, you should ban McClane for a month or more, let the forum calm down. Normally I'm against banning or closing threads here, but other new threads are being buried before they have a chance.

Take that as you will, asshat.

Actually, I think it's bad but as long as it is contained to the threads with the characters involved I don't see it as a major issue. I explained that immediately. I didn't complain to a mod the mod actually agreed before I even posted. I won't lie though. Saddie keeps making more McClane threads and his friend makes zan threads as well.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Youre aproven liar over and over again.

Its youre fault and Lestovs its gootten out of hand.
Just let your butthurt go and it'll be over...
But nooooooooooooooo your perpetual hardon for me must dominate all proceedings... 🙄

You troll and cry the whole time, and when you've done ou rbest to ruin the place, now you blame everyone else... pathetic that you cannot man up..

You really need to do something because the pressure is getting to you. McClane loses here.

If you don't like the threads, don't post in them.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You agreed to this as well.
Actually, I think it's bad but as long as it is contained to the threads with the characters involved I don't see it as a major issue. I explained that immediately. I didn't complain to a mod the mod actually agreed before I even posted. I won't lie though. Saddie keeps making more McClane threads and his friend makes zan threads as well.

Yes, me giving Imp a suggestion to appease those who had a problem is "agreeing", while you agreeing, isn't actually not agreeing. Logic, that.

Not in the mood to get into another nonsense multi-page debate with you like your "The Death Star is a supernatural ship" we had yesterday, so have fun, I'm done with this topic.