John McClane vs The Kraken

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
Apparently not.

i think the only winner here is the dildo

I'm glad we all agree McClane loses.

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
i think the only winner here is the dildo

You're just saying that cos it is black.

It's genius that this has lasted 4 pgs.

Originally posted by Robtard
You're just saying that cos it is black.

I don't think the color of the phallic sexual device matters much here because, i'm sure by the time this scenario is over...,that dildo will have seen shit that will have turned it's sheen white. 😛