Ushgarak's Silly Life Problems Part 49

aww Ush, if you turn me down it won't matter...because that would mean I'd still be in England, hahaha!

Blimey, she's right as well... woo-hoo!

Oh, hang on... bugger, none of this is actually TRUE...

That’s OK Ush Old bean, if you are too busy with Lara to look after Padme, I could do the honorable thing and step in to help a chum out. I could take her out to the theatre or opera for the evening.

Oh, well then. I think they both HAVE to come now!

Are you Muslim?

Not that I know of.

You can check you know.

I am pretty sure I am not.

🤨 *runs and hides in a iron box and locks the box from the INSIDE*

(Knocks on box)

You ok in there, dear?

Hmmmm, maybe I should have put air-holes in that box...

The rain in Spain......

Ush, will I have to make conversation other than that at the reunion ?

....stays mainly on the plain:-)

You'd be better using some cockney rhyming slang to fit in Gundy, here's a few pointers....

Apples and pears = Stairs
Frog and toad = Road
Pen and ink = Stink
Raspberry ripple = Nipple
Saucepan lids = Kids
Trouble and strife = Wife (oh how ironically true 😄 )
Deep sea diver = Fiver = £5
Sky rocket = Pocket
Cock and hen = Ten = £10
Skin and blister = Sister

Now say these with a Dick Van Dyke chimney sweep accent and you should fit right in. 😉

Originally posted by finti
do you belgians have something in common with the scotish

no idea finti why?
cause I said she could pay herself, well I would pay for my girlfriend without a doubt but for a female friend?? dunno they usualy dont really like it

You have top say clever things, Gundy. Easy for you. I'll coach others if necessary...

europeans are cool, americans are cool, africans are cool, asians are cool, antarcticans are cool, articans are cool😄

So we cool.

not the aussies ,according to Member

woops 🙂