Ushgarak's Silly Life Problems Part 49

Did our man Ush ever get his problem sorted out?

Originally posted by Raz
They'll be putty in your hands!

Or possibly a joey-stylee: How YOU doin'? *cheesy grin*

And Gundy, if you keep up with the British accent you'll set Ush off on his Mary 'bloddy' Poppins routine.

Yikes !

Maybe I should go back to the rain in spain thingy.

You did sound closer to Irish than English too.

Yes, thats it ! I could be Ush's Irish girlfriend. Would that impress them, I wonder ?

and you would go by the name of Maire Ni Bhraonain

Okay. Now what do I wear ? A kilt ?

no that is for the Scots, havent you seen those riverdance girls, so get up on thim tables and dance Maire Ni BhraoGUNDYain

I thought sitcom was pretty much closer to the mark myself, with this situation. It's like the great Producers in the sky decided my job search wasn;t enegaging enough to pull in viewing figures so this appeared out of nowhere.

I am not sure if it is quite right to ask a girl to dance in a library, is it?

All I'm gonna say here is something that goes against my general rule about not being completely shallow.

But, to outweigh the obvious issues you have about you lack of advancement on the career ladder, try and take a complete hottie!

No fat chicks or birds with beards!!! 😘

I entirely understand where you are coming from, C22... it is the same reason I am not asking Lara. She's a lovely girl but if I bring a 17 year old people will make comments...

Last bastard might be one.... 😂

*Runs into thread, out of breath and wearing boob tube and hot-pants*

*Pant*.....Sorry...*pant*....I wasn't.....here...*pant*..for you straight away Ush.

Could somebody hold me still while I get these stiletto's on?

If it's too much effort, Mech, old buddy, you could always get Mrs. Moggy to stand in for you...

Oops, that should have ready Lucky, not last......

I was going to say, probably plenty more bastards in the world after me... not with Lara, you understand. Just in general. Um...

*Grins*

Well my previous advise stands..... 😉

C22 is right, turning up with a younger babe could be the boost you need. 😉

by "younger babe" I assume mech meant nice young lady:-)

.....or me dressed as a lady, either way the lads will be jealous as hell! 😄