Team Video Game vs. Team Movie

Alex Mercer
Master Chief
Kratos
Bayonetta
Dante
Cyborg Raiden
Albert Wesker
Star Killer

Vs

Optimus Prime
Neo
Hancock
Harry Potter
Yoda
Selene (underworld)
Terminator (Arnold)
Hulk

Feats used in all movies & games that these characters have appeared in may be considered for this fight. Fight takes place on Monguls War World. Standard gear for everyone. Each team receives a briefing on the other team 2 hours before the fight to come up with some type of strategy. Teams start 100 yards away from each other at beginning of fight.

Neo has all abilities he displayed in the Matrix

Who wins?

Team VG has several people who sh$t all over Team Movie's best, which are Hancock, Hulk, and Optimus.

^👆

Harry? Harry what are you doing here? Go home Harry.

I dunno, doesn't Hancock have some ridiculous feats?

Yeah. Hancock has some crazy feats, but they don't put him in a class that can take down Kratos, Bayonetta, Dante or Mercer.

Especially when's he's so heavily outnumbered by heavy hitters.

Alot of those movie characters are a joke compared to their enemy.

Does that means that Neo is able to "hack" the laws of physics during the match at its own heart's desire in which case he solos or his Matrix stats/feats are more generalized and not to the Demiurg Almighty level?

Also what hasT800 forgot there? He's even more of a weak link than Potter. T1000 would be so much better.

Originally posted by KingD19
Yeah. Hancock has some crazy feats, but they don't put him in a class that can take down Kratos, Bayonetta, Dante or Mercer.

Especially when's he's so heavily outnumbered by heavy hitters.

Dante/Mercer/Bayonetta aren't the ones I'm worried about.

Tier 1, Hypersonic/City-Block+/Hax:
Movie;
-Hancock
-Hulk
Game;
-Star Killer
-Kratos
-Bayonetta
-Dante
-Cyborg Raiden

Tier 2, Supersonic±/Building level+/Hax:
Movie;
-Yoda (Movie)
-Neo
Game;
-Alex Mercer

Tier 3, Supersonic±/Building level:
Movie;
-Optimus Prime (Movie)
-Selena
Game;
-Master Chief
-Albert Wesker

Tier 4, Human+:
Movie;
-Harry Potter
-Terminator

Once again, my opinion depends on what is allowed.
And Harry Potter is not the most useless team movie member. At least he has Reparo and the likes of support spells and may act as healer to Optimus paired with him.

Can Harry repair something as complex as Optimus? 'cause besides being a geese monkey there isnt much else he can do to support the rest or defend himself from Mercer, Wesker or Chief.

I think that "Reparo armor plate" will work if it gets dented.

I'm not thinking so much about dents so much as his arm being blown off.

Originally posted by BloodRain
I'm not thinking so much about dents so much as his arm being blown off.

Reparo should (in theory) handle that as well, it repairs the object. The spell doesn't to my knowledge require knowledge on the components in order to fix them.

With that said assuming we are only using the movies and Video games as sources, then team Video Game ripes team movie apart.

Master Chief snipes Harry Potter
Cyborg Raiden destroys Terminator
Kratos steps on Yoda
Wesker rapes and tears of Selenes head. -new fanfic idea-
Starkiller hacks Optimus to peices
Dante eats Neo

The rest are hard to match up since I dont know anything about Bayonetta or Mercer

Not to mention I am unsure how to pit Hulk and Hancock against the others since they are practically invulnerable.

Originally posted by Charlotte DeBel
Does that means that Neo is able to "hack" the laws of physics during the match at its own heart's desire in which case he solos or his Matrix stats/feats are more generalized and not to the Demiurg Almighty level?

Neo was never omnipotent.

I unfortunately see Starkiller slinging Optimus around like an AT-ST.

A boyfriend of mine believes that Neo given ALL his powers in the real world will be somewhat like a Virtual Adept mage from WOD. However eventually he agree that he won't live long enough against Dante or Bayonetta to think about all the implications of that powers.

As for the rest, I've just realized that Starkiller is the MVP in dealing with Hancock.
We know for sure that he's rather weak-willed, being drunkard and stuff, and thus is suspectible to mindf*cking.
So the team VG strategy goes like:
1. Kill Yoda as fast from the start as possible since he is vital in protecting Hancock from Starkiller's mindtrick.
2. Distract Hancock while Yoda is getting killed.
3. Mindtrick Hancock into believing he has just drank a tanker full of Jack Daniels.
4....
5. Profit!
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In fact, I see the best strategy for killing opponents for team VG going like that.
Mercer will assist Starkiller in taking down Yoda or take him down himself - he's next to immune to TP due to multiple personalities.
Bayonetta will tango with Neo (Dante may do this also, Quicksilver does the same as Witch Time, but he has better chances agaist Hancock so he'll be distracting him long enough for Starkiller to join the party).
On the question of speed - Dante's top speed not counting for Quicksilver = "speed of lightning" (=0.015 of light speed) which while possibly slower than Hancock's is in fact enough to replicate the "flight to the Moon" feat technically. Add in Quicksilver and I don't think that Hancock is speedblitzing him. Actually causing long-lasting harm is questionable, but then again, Dante only needs to last long enough to get Starkiller join the party and use the Force to mindtrick the hell out of Hancock.
Wesker, as said above, gorily kills Selene.
Raiden will display his mad skillz in giant robot dispatching on Optimus Prime.
Master Chef will take down the "normals" of opposing team (Harry and T800).
Kratos will fight Hulk in the most epic ways possible... then maybe assisted by ones hoo finished down their weaker opponents since Hulk, like Hancock, requires team efforts to be taken down properly.

Originally posted by Charlotte DeBel
A boyfriend of mine...

How many do you have?