Thor vs S2 Goku

Started by ScreamPaste19 pages

Originally posted by NemeBro
In the end, what you choose to call me is irrelevant. I have no beginning, I have no end. I, am infinite. Rudimentary creature of blood and flesh. You touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding. There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own that you could not even imagine it. I am beyond your comprehension. I am NemeBro. I am the vanguard of your destruction. Your life is measured by post count and join date. You log out, and have a life. I, am Eternal. The pinnacle of evolution and existence. Before me, you, are nothing. Your extinction is inevitable. I, am the end of everything. I impose order on the Chaos of online evolution. The cycle can not be broken. The time of my return is coming. My posts will darken the sky of every message board. You can not escape.

You exist because I allow it, and you will end because I demand it.


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You fight against the inevitability, dusts struggling against cosmic winds.

Your words are as empty as your future. You have the attention of one infinitely your greater.

This exchange is over.

Enraged inquiry: what the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? Proudly: I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Elcor Naval Division, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Cerberus, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. Intimidating declaration: I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top Elcor warrior in the entire Elcor Armed Forces. Offhandedly: you are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this cluster, mark my ****ing words. Vindictively: you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Extranet? Scathing suggestion: think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Elcor agents across the galaxy and your EP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. Additional diatribe: the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Genuine exclamation: you're ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. With prideful candor: not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to every fleet of the Elcor Flotilla and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the galaxy, you little shit. Insincere concern: if only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. Mildly remorseful: you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. With barely contained excitement, I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ****ing dead, kiddo.

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix

haermm All right, I'll stop.

Originally posted by BloodRain
In the amount of time it takes Goku to charge and fire a normal attack, in that time he could only form a hand-sized Spirit Bomb

Stun thor with a Kamehameha he'll stay down for 5- 10 minutes. Thats all goku needs to kill him. That Spirit bomb i showed would be Overkill for Thor

Are you high or something? Thor would just absorb any kamehameha sent his way and send it back 100x stronger. Even if it hit him he would hardly be kept down by it. He's too durable with a patently ridiculous damage soak.

void wins

Originally posted by iscaremonkeys
Stun thor with a Kamehameha he'll stay down for 5- 10 minutes. Thats all goku needs to kill him. That Spirit bomb i showed would be Overkill for Thor

Dodge the beam.

Absorb the beam.

Tank the beam.

Kill Goku in the time it takes to charge a Kamehameha. He's really going to pause for 3 seconds in the midst of combat?

Though nice to see you've come around to thinking that Goku needs the 5 min charge up move to even attempt with Thor.

Originally posted by BloodRain

Though nice to see you've come around to thinking that Goku needs the 5 min charge up move to even attempt with Thor.
i never said thor would be a challange. I just said he wouldn't make it to SSJ 2. Goku in his SSJ or Kaioken X 40 could Kung fu his ass. What martial art does thor know???? exactly. Goku counters each move with a speed blitz of punches and kicks until thor dies

Originally posted by iscaremonkeys
i never said thor would be a challange. I just said he wouldn't make it to SSJ 2. Goku in his SSJ or Kaioken X 40 could Kung fu his ass. What martial art does thor know???? exactly. Goku counters each move with a speed blitz of punches and kicks until thor dies

Thor is faster than Goku, and a very skilled fighter.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
, and a very skilled fighter.
but not as good as goku

Originally posted by iscaremonkeys
i never said thor would be a challange. I just said he wouldn't make it to SSJ 2. Goku in his SSJ or Kaioken X 40 could Kung fu his ass. What martial art does thor know???? exactly. Goku counters each move with a speed blitz of punches and kicks until thor dies

Thor's taken stronger hits and stronger blasts than SS3. He'll be fine.

Oh, and KaioKen has only gone up to x20.

Originally posted by BloodRain
Thor's taken stronger hits and stronger blasts than SS3. He'll be fine.

Oh, and KaioKen has only gone up to x20.

ok i couldent remember if it was 40 or 20. Goku is a much better fighter so he should be able to just counter attack his way to winning the battle

Thor has been fighting for longer than Goku's grandparents have been alive, what makes you believe he is a much better fighter?

Originally posted by NemeBro
Thor has been fighting for longer than Goku's grandparents have been alive, what makes you believe he is a much better fighter?
Have you ever watched DB or DBZ?

Originally posted by iscaremonkeys
Have you ever watched DB or DBZ?
He, like most people in this thread, has read the manga for both series and wactched both multiple times. haermm

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I am trained in gorilla warfare
Ha.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Ha.

Part of the copypasta. It adds to the charm that someone claiming to be in the military can't spell guerilla.

Originally posted by iscaremonkeys
Have you ever watched DB or DBZ?
Multiple times, and I've read the manga in its entirety.

Have you read Thor?