30 Silver Backs vs Batman

Started by Badabing12 pages

1 Goose >>> 1 Gorilla.

Batman >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 30 Geese.

Batman wins.

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Kevlar? You think a suit with Kelvar is going to stop a horde of enraged silverback apes? Punisher wears a kelvar suit as well, and these apes would tear him to pieces if they got a hold of him. Batmans normal suit is protective sure, but no where near that level of protection.

Originally posted by curryman
Nor is that what you said.

You claimed that Batman in his suit was physically inferior to a single ape.

That is correct, yes.

His suit doesn't make him immune to blunt force trauma.

Originally posted by DTM
That is correct, yes.

Which is obviously insane.

Can't imagine one of these Apes taking a single hit from Aquaman.

It makes him resistant to it. Hes survived explosions, bullets, and fire because of it.

Not that hell take that much damage here anyway considering that hell definitely escape them.

Originally posted by curryman
Which is obviously insane.

Can't imagine one of these Apes taking a single hit from Aquaman.

Lol finally someone here has some common sense. An ape in REAL LIFE cant replicate bruces physical feats in a COMIC. Goodness....

Originally posted by namorsubby
Ive never once seen you take a debate seriously. I have no idea why I continue to entertain you. Its clearly fun and games on your end.

It's a debate about comic characters, of course it's fun....that said, given the nature of the thread, knowing where you place Batman stat wise is actually relevant.

Originally posted by DTM
Kevlar? You think a suit with Kelvar is going to stop a horde of enraged silverback apes?

Show me a aingle Gorilla ripping Kevlar barehanded.

Originally posted by curryman
Which is obviously insane.

Can't imagine one of these Apes taking a single hit from Aquaman.

He's also been injured by street level people.

Originally posted by namorsubby
It makes him resistant to it. Hes survived explosions, bullets, and fire because of it.

Not that hell take that much damage here anyway considering that he definitely escape them.

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Originally posted by Classic NES
Show me a aingle Gorilla ripping Kevlar barehanded.

Batman isnt made of kevlar, he has a kevlar chestplate. Trust me, Ive seen Batman get hit and hurt from characters much slower and weaker than a silverback ape, and this is 30 of them. Batman stands no chance here.

Originally posted by Silent Master
He's also been injured by street level people.

How?

Don't recall seeing Batman being harmed by a punch to the gut from a street thug in quite a while....

Someone as physically unremarkable (compared to Batman) such as Harvey Dent is able to hurt him with his bare hands and feet provided he connects. Even a no name thug who gets lucky and swings a 2x4 or bat or pipe can hurt Batman. This is without factoring in his exposed lower face.

Pretty sure a single ape can hurt Batman, suit and all. And where in the OP does it state these are "real world" gorillas and as thus bound by "real world" feats?

Originally posted by curryman
How?

Don't recall seeing Batman being harmed by a punch in the gut from a street thug in quite a while....

He gets physically hurt by Joker, Two Face, Catwoman, plenty of his rogues gallery, all the time, and none of them hit with close to the force of a pummeling silverback ape.

Originally posted by DTM
Batman isnt made of kevlar

But, he's wrapped in it.

Originally posted by DTM

Trust me, Ive seen Batman get hit and hurt from characters much slower and weaker than a silverback ape, and this is 30 of them.

Why don't you post some scans? Because I can show him talking hits from characters more powerful than a silver back gorilla.

Originally posted by DTM
He gets physically hurt by Joker, Two Face, Catwoman, plenty of his rogues gallery, all the time, and none of them hit with close to the force of a pummeling silverback ape.

No, they hit with the martial prowess of someone who's got decades of martial arts training.

If Jake continues his anti-Batman propaganda, I'm closing the thread and declaring Batman the winner, 10/10. sneer

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Originally posted by curryman
How?

Don't recall seeing Batman being harmed by a punch to the gut from a street thug in quite a while....

So, your argument is that Batman has never once been injured by anyone weaker than Aquaman?

Originally posted by curryman
No, they hit with the martial prowess of someone who's got decades of martial arts training.

Joker, Penguin and Two Face (and plenty of others that have hurt Batman) have decades of martial arts prowess?? HAHAHAHAHA!!

Originally posted by DTM
Joker and Two Face (and plenty of others that have hurt Batman) have martial arts prowess?? HAHAHAHAHA!!

Yes and plenty of it.

Harvey was even able to effectively cover for Batman as a crime-fighter.

I don't recall Penguin laying out Batman with hits. Nor do I recall him and Two-Face fighting a whole lot the last years.