H.I.V. cure months away, Danish scientists say.

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
No, wrong. Digi implied so when he wrote "I realize this kind of skepticism borders on paranoia.

ya, watch the non-literal linguistic devices, digi

Indeed. For the record, I don't think it borders on paranoia. It's just basic rigor, the simplest and easiest way to ensure someone isn't pulling your chain.

This story happens to be corroborated by several other sites, which was pointed out to me with all the aplomb of a serial villain explaining his full-proof plan to the tied-up protagonist:

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
Anyway, the article is parroted on Fox, MD and the Telegraph... it took me three seconds to find that out on google..

...but it's at least nice to have it confirmed.

Good and nice to hear that. It will help those people who infected of the disease.

Here's to a cure.

Someone needs to inform Africa of the good news.

Originally posted by Robtard
Someone needs to inform Africa of the good news.

Oh, Robtard.

Such the ever enchanting mind. Tell me, what's it like being you?

While they're wasting time and money on this, we still don't have jetpacks.

Originally posted by Mindset
While they're wasting time and money on this, we still don't have jetpacks.

I know you're joking, I think, but if you weren't why would you think this'd be a waste?

I am joking, and contained within my joke is the answer to your question.

No, I was asking what your answer would've been if you weren't joking.

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
Oh, Robtard.

Such the ever enchanting mind. Tell me, what's it like being you?

It's pretty awesome. Like a bacon-wrapped steak covered in hundred dolla bills, yo.

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
No, I was asking what your answer would've been if you weren't joking.

Originally posted by Mindset
But I was joking so there isn't an answer to your question, you see, because I was joking...

Just answering the ****ing question dodger! Why do you hate Africa!?

I read this thread and I said F it and started having unprotected sex. I now have HIV. I'm going to be OK right?

Originally posted by Robtard
It's pretty awesome. Like a bacon-wrapped steak covered in hundred dolla bills, yo.

Very nice. And I still see that subtly's still a strong part of your repertoire.

Originally posted by Mindset
But I was joking so there isn't an answer to your question, you see, because I was joking...

So, all jokes aside, what do you think about the news?

Well, they probably had the cure the moment the government created hiv to kill black people.

...and homosexuals. cant forget them.

Indeed. Black people and those who have sex with them were just a side benefit. Homersexuals were the target from the beginning.

what if the intended target was actually men who like having sex with chimpanzees?