If Vince McMahon was President

Started by Tattoos N Scars2 pages

If Vince McMahon was President

If Vince McMahon won the Presidency of the United States in the next election and chose Triple H as his running mate while rounding out his Cabinet with other WWE wrestlers(Steve Austin as Secretary of Defence for instance), managing to get unanimous confirmation from the Senate for each nomination, then how much change would America experience if he brought the Attitude Era out of kayfabe storylines and into actual main stream life? For instance, he'd meet with foreign leaders in the White House, and have Austin stomp mudoles in them all before having each one join his Kiss My *** Club. Imagine having Navy Seals subdue the foreign leaders security detail while the Chinese Premier and Russia's Vladmir Putin get stone cold stunners and forced to kiss McMahon's *** before being kicked out of the U.S. and sent back to their countries. The Rock, as secretary of state, would tell other foreign heads of state to know their role before getting rock bottomed. McMahon would surely get impeached, but how much damage would he cause America if he accomplished the above scenarios before being thrown out of office? Or even worse, he was never impeached, but served two full terms with the same policies?

Oh my...

We would be nuked in a month /end

/ffs

I would love to see what a UN level Montreal Screwjob would look like.

Re: If Vince McMahon was President

Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
McMahon would surely get impeached, but how much damage would he cause America if he accomplished the above scenarios before being thrown out of office?

7 damage

Originally posted by Lestov16
I would love to see what a UN level Montreal Screwjob would look like.

Saddam Hussein?

How would we translate those nasty rumours about Vince and Nailz?

Originally posted by Lestov16
We would be nuked in a month /end

Lol..that's about right. When asked by the U.N. why we invaded Iran, he would simply reply, "Cause I'm Vince McMahon, damn it".

Iran screwed Iran.

The thread's premise is funny. OP is having a go, however.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Iran screwed Iran.
I literally lol'd, good ****ing work. crylaugh

I don't care what Robtard says about you, you are cool in my book. 👆

Originally posted by NemeBro
I literally lol'd, good ****ing work. crylaugh

I don't care what Robtard says about you, you are cool in my book. 👆

Lestov and Robtard go at it because Lestov and Robtard have similar posting styles...cept Lestov posts a WHOLE lot more.

An even worse thought: What if Vince Russo was President?

Originally posted by Lestov16
An even worse thought: What if Vince [b]Russo was President? [/B]

Russo is McMahon's speech writer.

I can see Vince getting the conspiracy theorists up in arms by somehow getting Hogan appointed as U.N. secretary-general. The opening riff of Voodoo Child blares through the speakers as Hogan takes the podium. A camera then reveals Hogan and the entire assembly sporting NWO t-shirts.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Iran screwed Iran.

That is pretty good.

Originally posted by NemeBro

I don't care what Robtard says about you, you are cool in my book. 👆

I like Lestov. /ghey

What would likely happen if foreign heads of state got their asses kicked, looking like rocky after the drago fight and sent back to their homelands? Not to mention, they were forced into the kiss my ass club.

Would they declare war on America or just cease all ties with us?

Vladimir Putin would probably kick Vince's ass, he's an actual martial artist (not to mention ex-KGB agent) and in decent shape.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Vladimir Putin would probably kick Vince's ass, he's an actual martial artist (not to mention ex-KGB agent) and in decent shape.

True, but Putin would already be unconscious when his face meets Vince's ass. You got guys like Austin, Lesnar, Triple H, and the regular Secret Service to rough them up first.