If Vince McMahon was President · General Discussion Forum

Omega Vision Face Flowed Into Her Eyes

Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
True, but Putin would already be unconscious when his face meets Vince's ass. You got guys like Austin, Lesnar, Triple H, and the regular Secret Service to rough them up first.

President McMahon sounds like a punk.

Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Vladimir Putin would probably kick Vince's ass, he's an actual martial artist (not to mention ex-KGB agent) and in decent shape.

Lestov16 CTU Field Agent

The Ethiopian Government would be equivalent to TNA

Tzeentch._ #gottem

Originally posted by Robtard

Tattoos N Scars Modern Day Drifter

Vince did challenge Dana White to a fight, but Dana turned it down.

dadudemon Senior Member

If Tattoos N Scars was president, most drugs would be legal and taxed, liquor would cost a fifth of the price; and prostitution would be federally regulated, taxed, and legal.

What are other implications of having Tattoos N Scars as US President?

Tattoos N Scars Modern Day Drifter

Originally posted by dadudemon
If Tattoos N Scars was president, most drugs would be legal and taxed, liquor would cost a fifth of the price; and prostitution would be federally regulated, taxed, and legal.
What are other implications of having Tattoos N Scars as US President?

I could agree to all except prostitution lol. Can I count on your vote at the polls?

Omega Vision Face Flowed Into Her Eyes

Legal and regulated prostitution is an arguably better case than that of legal, regulated drugs. Short of a Biblical argument, there's no good reason why prostitution shouldn't be made legal and brought into the light. It certainly won't ever be eradicated, but if it's no longer underground and the problems associated with pimping, drug abuse, and spread of STDs will--while still likely existing--be severely curtailed.

/soapbox rant

Tattoos N Scars Modern Day Drifter

The government couldn't completely regulate prostitution. A pimp ain't payin no taxes. It would still remain largely underground.

Major_Lexington Elysian Fields

Great Idea, If Vince was president we could also settle all female arguments by wrestling!!!

Major_Lexington Elysian Fields

what, can't be topped?

Omega Vision Face Flowed Into Her Eyes

Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
The government couldn't completely regulate prostitution. A pimp ain't payin no taxes. It would still remain largely underground.

If prostitution were well regulated there wouldn't be any need for pimps because prostitutes would have legal recourse for settling their accounts, so to speak, and they would be able to seek the law's protection if any pimps tried to extort them. It won't be perfect, and pimps will still thrive in more lawless areas, but at least there will be the potential for prostitutes to ply their trade without having to put up with the abuse of opportunistic extortionists.

As it is, there is almost no way whatsoever for prostitutes in cities to avoid becoming victims of pimping, because they can't go to the police or report the extortion.

jinXed by JaNx Senior Member

this scenario has already been told in the movie, idiocracy.