Khan Noonien Singh vs. Yoda

Started by quanchi112201 pages

Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
The Op for this thread is stupid and unrealistic. Yoda can end Khan at any second. Khan's genetic boosts are insignificant to the power of the force. Only the dark side can cloud the jedi's mind and hence Khan never even touched one jedi.
Based on him easily ending who and in what fashion ?

Jango killed a Jedi and demonstrated he is more than a match for one of the greater Jedi.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
The clones back then were great. They degraded later on. Basic SW knowledge dude.

Palpatine was shrouding everything. They thusly were sideblinded.

Blasted his way out. IIRC.

You're wrong. First it was the command codes, then it was the stupidly transparent "By the book" code thing, then it was being dragged into the mutara battle because his ego did not know when to quit, and then finally at the end when he thought he had doomed Enterprise with Genesis when in fact they'd get away with only the loss of the original and not emo version of the Vulcan character you splooge so often over...

And that was just in The Wrath of Khan.

Rubbish. Its not about the body. Force 101. You have no idea, by all accounts how it works.

Windu. Im afraid you know nothing.

Yup.

They weren't great. We see a young padawan tear through a decent amount at the Jedi temple himself. Not great at all.

Precog still worked. They were easily captured. Quit crying about it.

Is that in the extended/deleted scenes ? That whole part isn't in the movie.

Khan successfully broke free from Marcus' manipulation. Then Khan successfully murdered high ranking Starfleet officers. Freed and saved the Enterprise and then gave himself up so he could save his crew. He survived and the Enterprise did but with great losses whereas Khan survived despite being the only one.

Wrath of Khan is a completely different Khan with different memories. Not the same guy as his experiences were different.

Jango does not get force pushed miles. Watch the movie, kid.

Khan wins, 10/10.

Jango killing the strange Parasaouralophous like jedi means nothing. His attention was drawn to Dooku and then shot by Jango. That Jedi was obviously a retard.

Irrelevent anyway. Yoda Vs Khan... Yoda is so freaking fast! Dooku battle. I'll put this in a > form.

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Originally posted by quanchi112
They weren't great. We see a young padawan tear through a decent amount at the Jedi temple himself. Not great at all.

Because being a force connection, and a lightsaber = Win.
Khan has no chance.


Precog still worked. They were easily captured. Quit crying about it.

Guess someone didn hear Yoda detailing how the darkside clouded everything and his other passages dealing with the Jedi being precogged gimped by the force as it swung tot he darkside advantage then...


Is that in the extended/deleted scenes ? That whole part isn't in the movie.

Its fleshed out in deleted/extended scenes where you see him incarcerated by the Kilngons. But Uhura mentions it as a big plot point.


Khan successfully broke free from Marcus' manipulation. Then Khan successfully murdered high ranking Starfleet officers. Freed and saved the Enterprise and then gave himself up so he could save his crew. He survived and the Enterprise did but with great losses whereas Khan survived despite being the only one.

And?
Still outsmarted by Scotty and his own stupidity at not checking the torpedos. Someone (Scotty in this case) being shit hot on the rules and Kirk going "Nahhhh chill" and finding out he should have listened is one of the constants in both times lines (Like Saavik and Kirk re: regulations on shielding when approaching a slient running vessel) is a small bit of what you missed in your chronic rush to masturbate like a total Cumberbitch.


Wrath of Khan is a completely different Khan with different memories. Not the same guy as his experiences were different.

Incorrect. They have the same memories up until the thaw.


Jango does not get force pushed miles. Watch the movie, kid.
Quote me saying he was. I said Windu.. Read the thread, you mewling cabbage.


Khan wins at taking it in the bot-bot from Yoda and asking for seconds 10/10.

Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
Jango killing the strange Parasaouralophous like jedi means nothing. His attention was drawn to Dooku and then shot by Jango. That Jedi was obviously a retard.

Irrelevent anyway. Yoda Vs Khan... Yoda is so freaking fast! Dooku battle. I'll put this in a > form.

Weird Jedi with dinosaur looking head WHo is shot by Jango<Telletubbies<Jango<Khan<Obi Wan<Dooku<Yoda

Yes, it does. It shows your force beats all is baseless.

Yoda jumped all around and did not really do anything. Dooku escaped.

Khan>any Jedi or any Sith.

No it doesnt. Jedi have differing abilities and levels of those abilities.

Yoda fought like a champ and saved the Jedi.

Khan sucks dinner through a straw thanks to any Jedi/Sith.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Yes, it does. It shows your force beats all is baseless.

Yoda jumped all around and did not really do anything. Dooku escaped.

Khan>any Jedi or any Sith.

Watch your whore mouth when addressing one of my reptilian colleagues. sneer

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Because being a force connection, and a lightsaber = Win.
Khan has no chance.

Guess someone didn hear Yoda detailing how the darkside clouded everything and his other passages dealing with the Jedi being precogged gimped by the force as it swung tot he darkside advantage then...

Its fleshed out in deleted/extended scenes where you see him incarcerated by the Kilngons. But Uhura mentions it as a big plot point.

And?
Still outsmarted by Scotty and his own stupidity at not checking the torpedos. Someone (Scotty in this case) being shit hot on the rules and Kirk going "Nahhhh chill" and finding out he should have listened is one of the constants in both times lines (Like Saavik and Kirk re: regulations on shielding when approaching a slient running vessel) is a small bit of what you missed in your chronic rush to masturbate like a total Cumberbitch.

Incorrect. They have the same memories up until the thaw.

Quote me saying he was. I said Windu.. Read the thread, you mewling cabbage.

We saw that simply isn't true in the Obi/Jango fight or the Jango random Jedi fight in which he killed. Yoda has no chance.

Never once referenced Precog. We see Obi defeat Anakin. There goes your theory.

We see he is but there is no context to it. We don't know. We see Khan do so by himself. Khan>>Nero.

No, he was not outsmarted. He did not have time to check the torpedoes. One man against an entire crew. Spock also lied by omission and was aided by Spock Primes advice.

Every memory we see each Khan experience is different aka alternate timelines. Experiences make everyone differently. Everything we see on screen old Khan do is different from NuKhan.

I asked for proof he was force pushed miles. You said Windu. You lied.

Khan wins. Too skilled with a gun which Yoda can't block. He dies.

Why so serious?

Yoda was proving a point or something. He was kinda mocking Dooku. Than when Dooku realized he couldn't win he tried to crush Obi and Anakin... because their useless and got their ass's kicked.

But I still can't see Khan standing a chance against Yoda. You've persuaded me (with the reatard Jedi alien guy) that Khan could take out a few Jedi. But Yoda is many levels above most Jedi. The only close ones would be Mace Windu and eventually Darth Vader.

Originally posted by Badabing
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Originally posted by Badabing
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Theres a reason raptors went extinct. They ****ed with an ancestor of mine.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Theres a reason raptors went extinct. They ****ed with an ancestor of mine.

You're part Meteor!!! 😮

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
No it doesnt. Jedi have differing abilities and levels of those abilities.

Yoda fought like a champ and saved the Jedi.

Khan sucks dinner through a straw thanks to any Jedi/Sith.

All ad connected to the force. Obi is exceptional yet Jango was all over him. M

Yoda fought like a chump and failed. Dooku lived. Palpatine lived. History repeats itself.

Khan crushes any weak Jedi. They are a collection of failures.

Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
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Originally posted by quanchi112
Theres a reason raptors went extinct. They ****ed with an ancestor of mine.
You keep running your mouth and I'll have Pr make you extinct from KMC. He already punked you out of the CBvF. biscuits
Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
You're part Meteor!!! 😮
He does have rocks in his head. durimshot

Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
Why so serious?

Yoda was proving a point or something. He was kinda mocking Dooku. Than when Dooku realized he couldn't win he tried to crush Obi and Anakin... because their useless and got their ass's kicked.

But I still can't see Khan standing a chance against Yoda. You've persuaded me (with the reatard Jedi alien guy) that Khan could take out a few Jedi. But Yoda is many levels above most Jedi. The only close ones would be Mace Windu and eventually Darth Vader.

No, he failed. Dooku was outclassed but still survived. Awful of Yoda.

Khan would have killed Palpatine if he went to him in place of Yoda. Guy is a one man army.

Originally posted by quanchi112
All ad connected to the force. Obi is exceptional yet Jango was all over him. M

Yoda fought like a chump and failed. Dooku lived. Palpatine lived. History repeats itself.

Khan crushes any weak Jedi. They are a collection of failures.

Cmon give them a break. They gotta maintain peace throughout the entire Galaxy. While dealing with sith and what not. They work hard and are bound to fail every now and then. But they can throw shit through the air with the minds! Can Khan?

Originally posted by Badabing
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You keep running your mouth and I'll have Pr make you extinct from KMC. He already punked you out of the CBvF. biscuits He does have rocks in his head. durimshot

Oh hell no.

Originally posted by Badabing
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WIN!!!!

Originally posted by quanchi112
Oh hell no.
Oh yes. You wanna know why? You can't touch this!

Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
WIN!!!!
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Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
Cmon give them a break. They gotta maintain peace throughout the entire Galaxy. While dealing with sith and what not. They work hard and are bound to fail every now and then. But they can throw shit through the air with the minds! Can Khan?
Khan was by himself against the entire Starfleet. By himself. Khan executed many Starfleet officers and then went and raised hell on the Klingons home world.

Khan is stronger, more skilled in hand to had, and has weaponry which can down Klingon warships.