Khan Noonien Singh vs. Yoda

Started by quanchi112201 pages

Originally posted by KuRuPT Thanosi
You're without a shadow a doubt one of the dumbest people I've ever encountered. Literally. If yoda can flip and dodge like that he can flip and dodge like that. It doesn't matter if it's against a lightsaber... a sword... an axe.. a fork...whatever the case is.. he can flip and jump around that fast. Only a bumbling moron would think he can't just because somebody is firing a weapon.

now post proof that Khan gun fires faster than the various blaster in Star Wars... either post the proof or concede the point. Khan weapons aren't faster

No he doesn't... He guns are tech.. that isn't a part of him. Yoda does things that are a part of him it's flowing throw his veins. Khan is so pathetic he needs weapons to even hope to have a chance against Yoda. No that isn't what more powerful means... more often we take somebody with the abilities they have shown and have. Put it this way... If we pitted khan with no weapons vs. Yoda with no weapons.. Yoda would shit stomp khan all over the place.. Wanna know why? Cause is vastly more powerful is why. If Khan was more powerful he'd easily beat him. Guess what, he doesnt' even touch Yoda.. not even one hit.

I didn't say he can't flip or dodge I said he can't dodge or flip past Khan's weaponry, he's slower than the phasers. Pay attention, horse.

I already have.

That's his weaponry just like Ronan's weapon counts as his power. We don't ignore their weaponry. I guess light sabers don't count either, clown.

Khan would crush his skull. Too formidable, strong, athletic to lose to some muppet who needs a cane for gait.

Originally posted by KuRuPT Thanosi
Huh? You've been laughed off that forum more times than I can count. You've literally left with your tail between your legs and gapped. It was that easy over there. So easy you would make threads and continue to stipulate no books.. movies only because you kept getting trounced over and over again. It was epic ownage
No one accepted my challenge save carver. You and all the Star Wars nerds backed down to me. I went into the house of Lucas and I saw it was full of weaklings and sycophants.

Originally posted by Stigma
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Leave Robbie out of this.

Originally posted by Stigma
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Have you noticed his sig? To paraphrase DBZ. his butt-hurt is over 9000.

Also Quan, this is still a PG13 forum, so your homosexual fanfic of having Khan anally fisting what looks like a baby Yoda probably won't go over well if certain Mods see it. Just an FYI. YW.

#weirdisweird

Originally posted by Silent Master
Have you noticed his sig? To paraphrase DBZ. his butt-hurt is over 9000.
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Originally posted by Robtard
Also Quan, this is still a PG13 forum, so your homosexual fanfic of having Khan anally fisting what looks like a baby Yoda probably won't go over well if certain Mods see it. Just an FYI. YW.

#weirdisweird

You and your male on male fantasizing. You're a pervert. Khan kills Yoda. Get over it already. You already made it clear you think BeneKhan will forgotten due to your obsession with the original timeline. 🙂

The guy who creates fanfic of Khan anally fisting a baby Yoda calling someone else a pervert. LoLz!

Originally posted by Robtard
The guy who creates fanfic of Khan anally fisting a baby Yoda calling someone else a pervert. LoLz!
Yoda is not a BABY!!! Lol! You are such a noob. 😂

Robbie's limited brain sees something small and assumes baby because that's the best he can muster.

Originally posted by quanchi112
So human means ntkhigj and feats are all that matter. I thought so, rookie.

What are you even talking about here? I said human level speed isn't good enough.


Yes, I do.

You've yet to show anything, so I'm betting you've still got nothing.


No, that isn't a fact. A fact is something that has happened. The two have never met so please don't use words you don't grasp. I am not looking it up. He said it. Live in shame.

So you're saying you can't do it? I thought so.


Ps. Remember you apologized to kmcers during that debate.

And?

That's right, you don't know SW very well, Quanchi. Yoda is just under 2.2 feet, your homosexual fanfic has him around 13-15 inches using Khan as a measure. ie a baby-like Yoda.

Anyhow, Imp probably won't care, but if another Mod sees your fanfic of Khan anally fisting a baby/not baby Yoda, you'll likely get shit for it.

#weirdisweird

Originally posted by Robtard
That's right, you don't know SW very well, Quanchi. Yoda is just under 2.2 feet, your homosexual fanfic has him around 13-15 inches using Khan as a measure. ie a baby-like Yoda.

Anyhow, Imp probably won't care, but if another Mod sees your fanfic of Khan anally fisting a baby/not baby Yoda, you'll likely get shit for it.

#weirdisweird

Yoda isn't a baby. Now you're trying to say baby like. You thought he was a baby. NOOB!!!!

Originally posted by quanchi112
Yoda isn't a baby. Now you're trying to say baby like. You thought he was a baby. NOOB!!!!

IOW: "Khan's not anally fisting a baby Yoda, it's an adult Yoda he's anally fisting in my fanfic!"

Still weird.

Originally posted by The Scenario
What are you even talking about here? I said human level speed isn't good enough.

You've yet to show anything, so I'm betting you've still got nothing.

So you're saying you can't do it? I thought so.

And?

Human level speed varies. We see Anakin, Obi, various other Jedi fight with their hands at human level speeds.

You already lied once. Why should I post anything to see you lie again.

You can't grasp what is a fact and what is opinion.

You're weak and felt shame because you knew I was out debating you. 🙂

Originally posted by Robtard
IOW: "Khan's not anally fisting a baby Yoda, it's an adult Yoda he's anally fisting in my fanfic!"

Still weird.

You really believed Yoda was a baby after all these years. LOL!!!

Another reading comprehension fail from the guy who uses homosexual fanfic as a debating point. Weird.

Originally posted by Robtard
Another reading comprehension fail from the guy who uses homosexual fanfic as a debating point. Weird.
You said he was a baby. I taught you something. Yw, noob.

Your reading comprehension fails are getting worse and worse and your frustration and rage has you repeating yourself in a loop again. A loop of rage and frustration.

Originally posted by Robtard
Your reading comprehension fails are getting worse and worse and your frustration and rage has you repeating yourself in a loop again. A loop of rage and frustration.
Dude, Yoda isn't a baby he's just your height.

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Originally posted by quanchi112
We go based off Palpatine raising his hand not you waving your hand and making up feats. I rely on evidence not get watch me wave my had really fast this guy does it faster. Khan wins.

Yea and him raising his hand isn't really that slow. One time and he was arrogant at that time. This is proven by how he can fight a flipping yoda for a substantial period of time and fight a 100% boosted by vaapad windu. Yes and the evidence says that Sidious wins. Khan will be crushed by the force.