Barker's Love Advice & Tips Exchange

Thinking of getting one of these.

Glock 17 9mm

How much RAM does it have?

12 plus one in the chamber haermm...

Do you have a gun now?

I used to have deer rifle and a shot gun, but I sold them to my uncle when I got married. Now that I'm divorced, I want a gun again.

i have a bow and arrow for such emergencies

For such emergencies as being divorced?

Yeah, he can't handle women all that well.

Originally posted by ThorinWoofer
Yeah, he can't handle women all that well.

Yeah, seems unlikely he'd get into the situation.

He should just join a convent already.

i'm gonna marry 2d girl someday

Originally posted by Barker
i'm gonna marry 2d girl someday

I'll ride to your wedding on my unicorn.

I'm attracted by smartness and for some reason intellectual elitist tendencies. I guess because, if we were together, I'd have to be intellectually elite in her mind...adding to the "I'm better than others" sense of worth I need.

Originally posted by Dolos
I'm attracted by smartness and for some reason intellectual elitist tendencies. I guess because, if we were together, I'd have to be intellectually elite in her mind...adding to the "I'm better than others" sense of worth I need.

I told you I'm not into you, stop trying.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I told you I'm not into you, stop trying.

Originally posted by Barker
i'm gonna marry 2d girl someday

Originally posted by Bardock42
I'll ride to your wedding on my unicorn.

haermm

So whats your problem, Bardock?

I'm only here to dish out advice.

I'm only here to diss your advice.

Originally posted by Dolos
I'm only here to diss your advice.

Intriguing.