Barker's Love Advice & Tips Exchange

yeah

took care of it doe

I need to pee now.

you have my permission

Have you ever taken like a minute long piss?

yeah after you wake up

I have more of a 30 second piss when I wake up.

might want to invest in a chamber pot or kidney transplant

Why?

Or stop drinking water after 8pm

I need to hydrate.

exfoliate

don't eat cake after 8

I don't really ever eat cake.

you don't have your cake and eat it too?

I want some cake now.

i might finish cake tonight even though last now i vowed to never eat it again

Why?

Are you on a diet?

I ate too much and had a tummy ache

Take some pepto weakling.

It was 3 am and I had none

You are weak.