Barker's Love Advice & Tips Exchange

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I'm not.

i'm 22, practically ancient

sivience of the ancient barker

I'm 3200 years old.

pipe down, grandpa

sf

frog settles into the earth for the long winter

I'm not dead yet.

You will be when I kill you.

wow this is getting good

You're next.

can you hurry it up

I'd rather let you suffer. ermm

You have my permission to die.

I have my permission to die

Let me break your back first?

You break my back, I'll break yours.

just skip ahead to the dying part

you need to understand the joy I'll feel when I lift you over my head, like a rag doll, and slam your spine against my knee and feeling your spine snap upon impact.

the feeling will be mutual

your pencil thin frame won't be able to lift my Adonis body.