Barker's Love Advice & Tips Exchange

I dunno.

Eating is so ****ing stupid. When you're working out you're supposed to eat more and like I'm full I don't want anymore stop making me eat

You are the most #$@%&%$#@ person I know.

Eat calorie dense food.

Junk food

crackers

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Some day...

...I'll have you heart...

...squeezed in my hand.

dude ***

Bloody...

...broken.

tomorrow's the day to ask all the girls out because if they say no you can just say april fools, get over yourself

stop posting trannies

At least I don't make threads about them.

reported

I'm awesome.

usually

They made Philly cheese steak egg rolls at the home opener for the Astros.

Looks gross.

You mean Lastros

Haha yeah.

Though they beat the Yankees.

Luck I'm guessing.

a broken clock is right twice a day

How did your people tell time before the white man brought you the clock?