Barker's Love Advice & Tips Exchange

It came out when you were in college

I was in college 9 years ago.

I was in college 2 years ago

I win.

i'm employed

sick burn

I've got more money than you.

rope
df

haermm

I think I'm in love

For the last time I don't swing that way.

with a woman

I had a dirty sex dream about my neighbors wife.

She owns a Thai massage therapy place, and she looks good for being 55.

I'm still remembering when I got my full body massage from her, I chubbed up.

Check if they offer happy endings. They probably do, but since you're overweight and grotesque it's always good to check.

me too

When are you going to start working out?

probably early next month

gonna get real swole

Start now pleb.

Don't tell me how to live my life.

I'll do as I please.

post a picture of you on instagram