Barker's Love Advice & Tips Exchange

Use warp speed and get on another whore already.

I plan on buying a helium tank and drifting off into space forever

Originally posted by ThorinWoofer
I often find women are tolerant of anal sex.

😆

Originally posted by Barker
I plan on buying a helium tank and drifting off into space forever

Die

My punishment must be more severe

I will find him.

Crashing this forum

this place is as dead as a republicans chance at getting the whitehouse in 2016.

good job, timely joke

I aim to please.

hey

Did this thread ever help you?

With anything?

Barker, try this website:

www.sluthate.com

It did not help at all.

Starcraft2 went on this forum, and so did Elliot Roger.

....so do a lot of aspies.

I feel like it will help Barker in his delicate time. 🙂

Not going there, nice try NSA

why are they after you?

I accidentally searched "Lorde" and then "How to stalk Lorde" in consecutive google searches

Can't you stalk porn stars like normal people?

"accidentally"