The Official "Argue with Quan about Zelda" Thread

Started by quanchi11287 pages

Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
Yeah, and you dear minion... ARE nothing.
Watch how you address the dark lord.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Watch how you address the dark lord.

You have nothing my little acolyte of darkness. It is I who bends the will of evil throughout the universe and my wrath be feared lest I turn its unmeasurable power upon your feeble skills.

Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
You have nothing my little acolyte of darkness. It is I who bends the will of evil throughout the universe and my wrath be feared lest I turn its unmeasurable power upon your feeble skills.
Shut your little whore mouth, slave.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Shut your little whore mouth, slave.

Such basic, vulgar retorts from such a basic, vulgar creature trying to rise to my level of insidiously evil literary insults!

Raise your game or fade into shadow.

Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
Such basic, vulgar retorts from such a basic, vulgar creature trying to rise to my level of insidiously evil literary insults!

Raise your game or fade into shadow.

You don't even contest you're a whore. I win.

What's wrong with whores? mmm

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
What's wrong with whores? mmm
Female ones; nothing. Male ones; everything.

Zarbon almost counts as a girl.

Also I reject your double standard and demand fat stacks of cash in exchange for plundering your digestive tract with my Master Sword™.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
What's wrong with whores? mmm

Nothing, the insult itself is easily mimicked by the simple people which is why I choose not to stoop to such basic retorts.

Oh by the way.... am I being a little too dramatic.

You were fine until you asked. NEVER DOUBT YOURSELF. Or something.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Zarbon almost counts as a girl.

Also I reject your double standard and demand fat stacks of cash in exchange for plundering your digestive tract with my Master Sword™.

Double standards are amazing and totally justifiable. That weak weapon couldn't hurt a newborn.

...😐

Certainly, it would not do so. Jesus, man, that was ****ing dark. What's wrong with you?

Originally posted by quanchi112
Just renounce Hyrule and all its blasphemous works.

What's your new sig going to be?

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
...😐

Certainly, it would not do so. Jesus, man, that was ****ing dark. What's wrong with you?

I am perfectly sane. Follow me, brother.

Originally posted by The Scenario
What's your new sig going to be?
It is going to take a while I believe so maybe down to plan b. Are you ready for plan b ?

Originally posted by quanchi112
It is going to take a while I believe so maybe down to plan b. Are you ready for plan b ?

You've changed it several times in the past few days. I'm considering going back to the Ganondorf pony one, or perhaps making a Voldemort pony sig. Or I could make a brand new sig with no ponies and a Fire Emblem character.
What do you think?

I guess I'm ready for plan b. I don't know what plan b is.

Originally posted by quanchi112
It is going to take a while I believe so maybe down to plan b. Are you ready for plan b ?

As I said before...

Originally posted by The Scenario
I could make a brand new sig with no ponies and a Fire Emblem character.

You should do that. 👆

I'm actually considering changing mine as well

Spoiler:
seeing as the two motherf**kers I made my current one for insist on postponing their BZ for what I'm guessing will be One Piece's lifespan (so forever).
I'm just not sure what the theme should be.

Originally posted by The Scenario
You've changed it several times in the past few days. I'm considering going back to the Ganondorf pony one, or perhaps making a Voldemort pony sig. Or I could make a brand new sig with no ponies and a Fire Emblem character.
What do you think?

I guess I'm ready for plan b. I don't know what plan b is.

Well be ready for Twilight Princess to be on its toes again.

Originally posted by Sacred 117
As I said before...

You should do that. 👆

I'm actually considering changing mine as well

Spoiler:
seeing as the two motherf**kers I made my current one for insist on postponing their BZ for what I'm guessing will be One Piece's lifespan (so forever).
I'm just not sure what the theme should be.
Hush up.