Link vs Thor (stips inside)

Originally posted by quanchi112
No, he is. So different Links are capable of a few sentences. 😂

Skyward Sword Link also has a lot of spoken dialogue, explaining the plot to other characters.

So no proof he has ****ed just wishful thinking.

I doublechecked, and Wind Waker Link and Tetra are confirmed to have had a child. And a grandchild.

I never saw the penis that rocked Paste's world. He wanted to Skype about it and I just told him off. He's creepy.

Then I'm sure you can quote this event, given that it didn't happen on Skype. You must have been interested, he doesn't talk about Link in the way you seem to enjoy.

Originally posted by The Scenario
Skyward Sword Link also has a lot of spoken dialogue, explaining the plot to other characters.

I doublechecked, and Wind Waker Link and Tetra are confirmed to have had a child. And a grandchild.

Then I'm sure you can quote this event, given that it didn't happen on Skype. You must have been interested, he doesn't talk about Link in the way you seem to enjoy.

Immaculate conception.

You don't know Skype Paste. Guy has all these naked pics of Link. Disturbed guy.

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
What I've been saying all along. The writer is the decider on who's worthy or not. No one listens.

I mighy be reading to much into this, but doesn't every girl link meets want to get into his pants?

Originally posted by The Scenario

I doublechecked, and Wind Waker Link and Tetra are confirmed to have had a child. And a grandchild.

Really? Where? Damn! Wind Waker is the one Link that got to bang Zelda? He is THE Link.

The rest are just shit now.

To be fair, OoT's zelda was a dude for half the time he knew her.

Originally posted by NotAllThatEvil
I mighy be reading to much into this, but doesn't every girl link meets want to get into his pants?

Originally posted by quanchi112
Different Link.

The first Link, technically.

Immaculate conception.

Link's mere presence impregnates women. This is your argument.

That is the manliest it is possible to be. You have just proven Link clearly worthy of Mjolnir and more metal than Odin himself. That is Zeus tier messing around.

You don't know Skype Paste. Guy has all these naked pics of Link. Disturbed guy.

You Skype, too?

Originally posted by The Scenario
The first Link, technically.

Link's mere presence impregnates women. This is your argument.

That is the manliest it is possible to be. You have just proven Link clearly worthy of Mjolnir and more metal than Odin himself. That is Zeus tier messing around.

You Skype, too?

Magic impregnates them because Paste said its too small to impregnate.

Nah, magic does what his penis can't.

No, I don't. Paste is all about Link nudes.

I do not know how to post images on my phone, but if anyone has that relatively infamous carpenter line, that be great if you could provide it.

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
Mjolnir being lifted by anyone other than Odin/Thor is usually always writer plot working its magic.

Link can't lift it based on there being no tangible specification of what type of "worthiness" is required to wield the hammer. The Silver Surfer is every bit as noble and heroic as Link, yet he can't lift the hammer. Point proven.

Originally posted by BloodRain
..doesn't this mean he both can and can't lift it as only the plot would decide what happens?

I'm amazed a the extremes Quan goes to trash whatever random char he is against at the moment. Its kind of sad.

Originally posted by Zack Fair
What I was thinking.

I'm amazed a the extremes Quan goes to trash whatever random char he is against at the moment. Its kind of sad.

Originally posted by The Scenario

Uh...where does it say Link is the father?

Wind Waker keeps on getting better lol.

Also is that a Wind Waker encyclopedia or general Zelda encyclopedia? Where can I get one of those. Would like to read about the timeline/alternate worlds etc.

Originally posted by Zack Fair
Also is that a Wind Waker encyclopedia or general Zelda encyclopedia? Where can I get one of those. Would like to read about the timeline/alternate worlds etc.

The hyrule historia is the Zelda bible. It contains all games and timelines.

Originally posted by NotAllThatEvil
The hyrule historia is the Zelda bible. It contains all games and timelines.