Link vs Thor (stips inside)

Started by quanchi11218 pages

Originally posted by Zack Fair
Don't take it personal you two.

This is all for fun.

I am inside his head.

Not worthy.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I am inside his head.
Yes, that's why you follow me around demanding my attention in every thread I post in, even ones you have no knowledge of. Get off my sack little man.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Yes, that's why [b]you follow me around demanding my attention in every thread I post in, even ones you have no knowledge of. Get off my sack little man. [/B]
Public forum. This is my section of the board. I don't follow you into the shitty ghost town video game versus you helped destroy.

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
Not worthy.
What makes you link that? Theres been a lack of info on whats needed in this thread.

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
Not worthy.

Originally posted by BloodRain
What makes you link that? Theres been a lack of info on whats needed in this thread.
Link's a pansy.
Link can't speak.
Link has never had sex.
Link has a small penis.

SMH.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Link's a pansy.
Link can't speak.
Link has never had sex.
Link has a small penis.
..Quan, no.

Originally posted by BloodRain
..Quan, no.
So you think he has a big penis......

😂

Originally posted by Zack Fair

Even more unworthy now.

Originally posted by quanchi112
So you think he has a big penis......

😂

Quan, stop talking about young boys genitals. Bad.

Originally posted by BloodRain
Quan, stop talking about young boys genitals. Bad.
Wait a minute. Maybe you unwittingly raised a good point. Have any underage boys ever lifted Mjolnir ?

Originally posted by BloodRain
What makes you link that? Theres been a lack of info on whats needed in this thread.

Mjolnir being lifted by anyone other than Odin/Thor is usually always writer plot working its magic.

Link can't lift it based on there being no tangible specification of what type of "worthiness" is required to wield the hammer. The Silver Surfer is every bit as noble and heroic as Link, yet he can't lift the hammer. Point proven.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Link's a pansy.

Opinion.


Link can't speak.

Actually has several lines of dialogue in Skyward Sword, and the Hero's Shades speaks quite a lot.


Link has never had sex.

Canonically, several of them have. Wind Waker Link in particular has known descendants.


Link has a small penis.

I want to know how you know this with such certainty.

Originally posted by The Scenario
Opinion.

Actually has several lines of dialogue in Skyward Sword, and the Hero's Shades speaks quite a lot.

Canonically, several of them have. Wind Waker Link in particular has known descendants.

I want to know how you know this with such certainty.

Nope, he is a pansy.

Which Link are you arguing ? Can't argue for them all. Hero's shade isn't live Link.

Which ones ?

Paste told me about it. I believed him.

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
Mjolnir being lifted by anyone other than Odin/Thor is usually always writer plot working its magic.

Link can't lift it based on there being no tangible specification of what type of "worthiness" is required to wield the hammer. The Silver Surfer is every bit as noble and heroic as Link, yet he can't lift the hammer. Point proven.

What I've been saying all along. The writer is the decider on who's worthy or not. No one listens.

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
What I've been saying all along. The writer is the decider on who's worthy or not. No one listens.
Link wouldn't be strong enough to pick it up with or without the enchantment.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Nope, he is a pansy.

In your opinion.


Which Link are you arguing ? Can't argue for them all. Hero's shade isn't live Link.

Skyward Sword and Wind Waker have dialogue choices in game, and Wind Waker Link shouts words in certain situations. A Link to the Past has Link speak once or twice.


Which ones ?

Wind Waker Link hooks up with Tetra; Spirit Tracks Link is his descendant. A Link to the Past states that there is a bloodline connecting the heroes, meaning most are blood related in some way. Which also means some of them had kids.


Paste told me about it. I believed him.

Quote? What about the pictures in your hard drive?

Originally posted by The Scenario
In your opinion.

Skyward Sword and Wind Waker have dialogue choices in game, and Wind Waker Link shouts words in certain situations. A Link to the Past has Link speak once or twice.

Wind Waker Link hooks up with Tetra; Spirit Tracks Link is his descendant. A Link to the Past states that there is a bloodline connecting the heroes, meaning most are blood related in some way. Which also means some of them had kids.

Quote? What about the pictures in your hard drive?

No, he is. So different Links are capable of a few sentences. 😂

So no proof he has ****ed just wishful thinking.

I never saw the penis that rocked Paste's world. He wanted to Skype about it and I just told him off. He's creepy.