*Nods to TheHulk* Wolverine vs Aliens

Started by bluewaterrider4 pages

It's worth pointing out that, though it is not one of his official powers, or even something he is famous for, Wolverine DOES have many, many instances where he displays leaps that easily cover 15 feet or more.

Search the word "superleap" on the page this link takes you too:

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=486007&pagenumber=1

Originally posted by bluewaterrider
1) Pyramids have interior rooms, so they can't be solid stone all the way through, as you seem to think.

2) You don't follow the train of thought because you're not trying to accomplish the main objective, which is to have Wolverine intelligently make his way to safety. It is NOT, as someone earlier pointed out, to have Wolverine try to kill every last one of a thousand or more aliens. He fights only what he needs to in order to get out alive.

3) I'm guessing you imagine Wolverine does the stone-cutting and kicking I'm alluding to at a snail's pace. Most people, not knowing how fast and strong Wolverine is, hardly to mention how sharp those claws are, might assume the same thing. But Wolverine has performed actions of that sort so swiftly that even Angel could not match his speed. Observe:

Why are you even assuming he's inside the pyramid? And pyramids are nearly solid structures. Look it up. There aren't any load-bearing columns to collapse or a huge hollowed spaces for a ceiling to cave in. At best, there are a few narrow corridors and small rooms.

As far as I can understand, you're just writing tangential gibberish to rationalize your continuing habit of posting/preserving single scans via KMC servers. My advice: get a photobucket account.

Lol

mmm

The link above is actually a URL, isn't it ...?

Well, no matter ... you guys know how to copy and paste web addresses well enough.

In the meantime, another option outside of slashing limbs and heads for Wolvy to take out any single alien. Note that Wolverine has apparently done stuff like this in the time it takes you to clap your hands together twice.

Blue,

Look at how Many aliens are in that scan and compare the number to the enemies in your scan. He is surrounded, there is no room to do any of the things you are pointing out.

Originally posted by ODG
Why are you even assuming he's inside the pyramid? And pyramids are nearly solid structures. Look it up. There aren't any load-bearing columns to collapse or a huge hollowed spaces for a ceiling to cave in. At best, there are a few narrow corridors and small rooms.

As far as I can understand, you're just writing tangential gibberish to rationalize your continuing habit of posting/preserving single scans via KMC servers. My advice: get a photobucket account.

I wasn't assuming he's inside the pyramid.
I was actually assuming he was outside.

That's why I've been focusing on the strength, the speed, the leaping, the cutting and hurling of projectiles. Everything focused on a snowball, or slalom run or "any means necessary" method of getting Wolverine down from the apex of that pyramid to the base in a hurry and running for safety.

Originally posted by ODG

pyramids are nearly solid structures. Look it up. There aren't any load-bearing columns to collapse or a huge hollowed spaces for a ceiling to cave in. At best, there are a few narrow corridors and small rooms.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtxiYMMosbE
Hidden Planet - Part 2/2 - Inside the Pyramid of Giza
(6 min 59 sec)

Originally posted by bluewaterrider
I wasn't assuming he's inside the pyramid.
I was actually assuming he was outside.

That's why I've been focusing on the strength, the speed, the leaping, the cutting and hurling of projectiles. Everything focused on a snowball, or slalom run or "any means necessary" method of getting Wolverine down from the apex of that pyramid to the base in a hurry and running for safety.

Wolverine cutting a stone slab to kick onto a xenomorph is a complete waste of time and effort. He might as well just slice a xenomorph and kick its corpse onto another xenomorph. And this pretense you're trying to set up so you can post random scans is wasted effort too. You might as well just act like that poster, Fanboy, who has a habit of awkwardly posting scans with one word descriptions in the Character Ownage thread.
Originally posted by bluewaterrider
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtxiYMMosbE
Hidden Planet - Part 2/2 - Inside the Pyramid of Giza
(6 min 59 sec)
Try actually watching the video before assuming it lends any credence to your absolutely misinformed opinions. The entire video just shows how few, and how small and narrow the corridors and rooms are within a pyramid's structure.

God kills a kitten every time blue posts a cropped scan.

Originally posted by ODG
Wolverine cutting a stone slab to kick onto a xenomorph is a complete waste of time and effort.

Proof?

Originally posted by ODG
He might as well just slice a xenomorph and kick its corpse onto another xenomorph.

One big reason to use stones is to avoid cutting the monsters and avoid that damaging blood splashing mentioned earlier. There are other ways to do it, but this is one based on his actions in the comics.

Originally posted by ODG
And this pretense you're trying to set up so you can post random scans is wasted effort too. You might as well just act like that poster, Fanboy, who has a habit of awkwardly posting scans with one word descriptions in the Character Ownage thread.

Wolverine isn't a favorite character. Or even a character I like.
There's no pretense here, despite what you may think.

Originally posted by ODG
Try actually watching the video before assuming it lends any credence to your absolutely misinformed opinions. The entire video just shows how few, and how small and narrow the corridors and rooms are within a pyramid's structure.

I did watch the video.

If the corridors are small and narrow, that HELPS Wolverine's chances, for it limits the number of aliens that can try to surround him. In fact, if the corridors are small and narrow enough, they have to come for him more or less singly and need to push past the bodies of their fallen comrades. Wolverine should last indefinitely under those circumstances, given that even 20 years ago he demonstrated the ability to last for hours fighting against people as high level as Omega Red without falling out.

You know how during supper you sometimes get irrationally mad and flip the table over?

Well imagine Wolverine doing that... To the entire pyramid.

Those aliens get splattered

Originally posted by carver9
Blue,

Look at how many aliens are in that scan and compare the number to the enemies in your scan. He is surrounded, there is no room to do any of the things you are pointing out.

The actual path one being can take down the pyramid is relatively narrow, Carver.

Despite however many numbers of aliens there are, there is a limit to the number that can actually attack Wolverine at once. He only has to deal with a small fraction of what you see if his only goal is to make it down alive and get to safety.

Originally posted by cdtm
You don't remember those happy fun threads where certain posters argued Logan can tank Hulk level punches? Thor w/o Mjolnir or exotic powers vs Logan, was one of them, I believe.

You may have misunderstood them. Wolverine can take their punches, but they can still knock him out with enough hits. A one-shot isn't likely though, and that's what people are usually saying when they argue for Wolverine's healing/durability.

If they really thought Hulk can't KO him, then lol @ them.

Originally posted by Zack Fair
God kills a kitten every time blue posts a cropped scan.

😂

Even if he does insanely well and just starts slaughtering them, he'll be bathed in their acid blood, leaving him nothing more than a smoldering adamantium skeleton. Not sure if he would even get the chance to regenerate if all the aliens stand around and start gnawing on him whenever his flesh starts growing back.

The odds are ridiculously stacked against Logan.