Plead The Power In The Name and Blood of Jesus Christ (Yeshua Hamashiach)

Ohh ill be pleading all right..the safe word is mercy. On hands and knees i stood as i watched my master tell me wat to do..."you been a bad boy he said, are u ready for ur punishment? I was like f*k ya!

The blood of Christ. He layeth with prostitutes. Probably has more than a few STD's. I'm guessing liver problems from turning all that water into wine. Knew he was the son of God since he was young but left people to suffer and die until he was 33 and got off his lazy arse and finally did something with his life.

Probably noshed on a few meat pipes over the years too.

Dirty bugger. They were all at it back then.

Originally posted by jaden101
The blood of Christ. He layeth with prostitutes. Probably has more than a few STD's. I'm guessing liver problems from turning all that water into wine. Knew he was the son of God since he was young but left people to suffer and die until he was 33 and got off his lazy arse and finally did something with his life.

Probably noshed on a few meat pipes over the years too.

Dirty bugger. They were all at it back then.

Well, what do you expect from a damn hippie?

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Originally posted by jaden101
The blood of Christ. He layeth with prostitutes. Probably has more than a few STD's. I'm guessing liver problems from turning all that water into wine. Knew he was the son of God since he was young but left people to suffer and die until he was 33 and got off his lazy arse and finally did something with his life.

Probably noshed on a few meat pipes over the years too.

Dirty bugger. They were all at it back then.

Digi, this is blasphemous spam.

Originally posted by rudester
I think i changed my mind, i think i want to be a reborn christian and go to church on sunday and learn the bible. I dont want to be different i want to be just like everyone else and wear matching sweaters and turtle necks. Do u wana come over to my house we can have a bible study group in my house.. Ohh it would be so much fun!... We could go down to the young womens abortion clinic and plant a bomb? .......nah i love hot wet jizzy dripping down the side of my mouth.. Nothing like balls smacking u dead center in the face. I go crazy for nipple rings..whoooa! I could never go back to being a virgin waiting to get pleased by my first and last relationship. No thanks!

Digi, this is crass, vulgar spam.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Attribute the power in the name and blood of Jesus to Satan! Blaspheme the Holy Spirit!

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Digi, this is blasphemous spam.

Blasphemous? Yes...Spam?...No...I'm not selling anything.

And besides...I'm going to hell anyway...I'll see you there.

Actually, I don't know if anybody knows this, but....

I am The Lord Jesus Christ!

And I am offering salvation to anybody who allows me to plunder their rectum (I will supply reach-arounds; it's the heavenly thing to do 🙂 )

Matthew 24:40. Play my arse trumpet big boy. I haven't washed my balloon knot in a week just how you like it.

Little known fact: The last supper was in fact a mass man-orgy. The Blood of Christ actually refers to anal rippage.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Digi, this is blasphemous spam.

Digi, this is a troll who spams every thread with nonsense.

By the power of Gayskull: I... AM... A HOMO!!!

Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
By the power of Gayskull: I... AM... A HOMO!!!

Ok, this thread has no further purpose.