Ash Williams vs Michael Myers

On the way to the cabin Ash get's a call from a lawyer. Turns out Ash is a long lost relative of the Myers clan. The lawyer requests his presence in Haddonfield to fill out some paperwork regarding his inheritance. Michael has been bugging the lawyers calls obviously and is expecting his new relative.

Ash shows up to meet the lawyer and check out his new property, The Myers house while inside he meets Michael. Who wins?

!st scenario - evil dead 2 Ash vs reboot Michael
2nd Scenario - Army of darkness ash vs Preboot Michael

boomstick included in both scenarios, 4 Shells total

Lol?

Ash beats the shit out of him.

Time to carve ourselves a *****.

I can't see how Myers can win this.

Originally posted by the ninjak
I can't see how Myers can win this.

Originally posted by thanos-prime
I can understand him winning the first scenario cause of the chainsaw and everything, but you can't see how Myers can win in the second? It would be just like fighting anyone else except this guy has a metallic hand in instead of a flesh and bone one. what iyo gives him such an edge?

Michael takes 4 shotgun shells to the vitals and Ash moves in to cut off his arms and head.

Michael has never taken on someone like Ash before. He deals with teenagers and crazy ladies.
Whenever the cops arrive in the films he goes down.

Ash is experienced enough to make sure Myers won't be back for another year.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Michael takes 4 shotgun shells to the vitals and Ash moves in to cut off his arms and head.

Michael has never taken on someone like Ash before. He deals with teenagers and crazy ladies.
Whenever the cops arrive in the films he goes down.

Ash is experienced enough to make sure Myers won't be back for another year.

By the way im not arguing who wins, just that you can't see how Michael could win is ridiculous.

Round 1: Ash carves the f*ck out of him.

Round 2: Shoots his hands off to remove knife threat. Then crushes him to pulp with his iron fist.

Myers taking a beating from repeated fire from a bunch of cops, none of them blows to the head. Is impressive. Though Myers was wobbly during all attempts throughout the years whilst being shot.

4 close range shells to vitals will wobble Michael. And Ash has proven he can eviscerate arms and heads in single swipes, and that's against fast moving and often superhumanly strong opponents.

Original Michael is a slow moving character. With teleportation abilities in strict circumstances. That ain't happening in this fight.
Ash was born to kill such beings.

Remember Ash has some Deadite in him as well. This may not mean much to people but he fought a Deadite Lord in AoD. Deadites have superior strength to humans by shown feats.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Myers taking a beating from repeated fire from a bunch of cops, none of them blows to the head. Is impressive. Though Myers was wobbly during all attempts throughout the years whilst being shot.

4 close range shells to vitals will wobble Michael. And Ash has proven he can eviscerate arms and heads in single swipes, and that's against fast moving and often superhumanly strong opponents.

Original Michael is a slow moving character. With teleportation abilities in strict circumstances. That ain't happening in this fight.
Ash was born to kill such beings.

Remember Ash has some Deadite in him as well. This may not mean much to people but he fought a Deadite Lord in AoD. Deadites have superior strength to humans by shown feats.

Again with this vitals business why exactly would he specifically aim for vitals? from what i remember of the evil dead trilogy he pretty much just shot them in the chest when he was able,he was not as strategic when fighting as your making him out to be.

Firstly i guess it was by bad for thinking you guys would assume since he had the hand he wouldn't have the chainsaw so for clarification he doesn't have the chainsaw unless your referring to some other slicing weapon, And secondly while Michael may be slower than the deadites he is Stronger and more durable.

Michael may be slow moving but he has the benefit of being nigh impervious to conventional harm what Ash used to kill deadites won't kill him and it will waste precious ammo.

Michael is also much stronger than a human.

Originally posted by thanos-prime
I can understand him winning the first scenario cause of the chainsaw and everything, but you can't see how Myers can win in the second? It would be just like fighting anyone else except this guy has a metallic hand in instead of a flesh and bone one. what iyo gives him such an edge?

I assumed after this comment Ash has a chainsaw in both scenarios due to Ash having the chainsaw in AoD.

Well for clarification In the first scenario he has chainsaw hand and boomstick and in the second Metal hand and boomstick no chainsaw in the 2nd or metal hand in the first.

Michael still isnt taking 2 shotgun blows to the face.

Well then I agree with your previous statements on Michael having a good chance at winning the 2nd Round.

Ash showed great accuracy with the boomstick. I see no reason why Ash can't shoot a few blasts into his chest plus one to his weapon arm, one more to the head.
It's the fact that what is Ash with gauntlet going to do to Michael?

that's more than likely how i see it going with either him shooting his arm or shooting him again in the chest.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Well then I agree with your previous statements on Michael having a good chance at winning the 2nd Round.

Ash showed great accuracy with the boomstick. I see no reason why Ash can't shoot a few blasts into his chest plus one to his weapon arm, one more to the head.
It's the fact that what is Ash with gauntlet going to do to Michael?

In AoD, when Ash tests out his iron fist, he effortlessly crushes a metal cup. I see that easlily crushing thru flesh and bone.

Originally posted by COG Veteran
In AoD, when Ash tests out his iron fist, he effortlessly crushes a metal cup. I see that easlily crushing thru flesh and bone.

Agreed. Thing is what Ash does after his 4 shots. Him leaping onto an opponent and squeezing through his neck isn't common of Ash.
It all depends on whether he has "basic knowledge" or not.

Well if it comes down to the two grappling over the knife, that fist will aid in crunching off Michaels hands 😉

Considering Michael is superhuman in more than just one hand he would have a definite edge in a hth scuffle.