Ash Williams vs Michael Myers

Started by Mindset3 pages

Lmao at Michael replicating Ash's feats.

What can Ash do that Myers can't?

Being capable of succesfully interacting with a medieval population in order to take down an undead army. Plus Ash can speak (needed for the necronomicron), which is needed in order to get back to his own time. Myers would just stand there with his glassy eyed stare and attempt to walk everybody down to knife them. He wouldn't last 5 minutes in AoD.

Myers is a stealth-teleporter. And you've listed nothing that indicates Ash can beat Myers in combat. Myers would shit on everybody in AoD. He won't need to read the Necronomicron because they'll probably just worship him as the new ultimate evil. Ash isn't handling the Myers.

Originally posted by Lestov16
What can Ash do that Myers can't?
Have you actually seen the movies?

Being slightly superhuman in strength and durability won't defeat the deadites and necro.

Ok, you haven't seen the movies. 👆

Originally posted by Lestov16
Myers is a stealth-teleporter. And you've listed nothing that indicates Ash can beat Myers in combat. Myers would shit on everybody in AoD. He won't need to read the Necronomicron because they'll probably just worship him as the new ultimate evil. Ash isn't handling the Myers.

Ash would discombobulate Myers with any of the equipment you see in my sig.

Chainsaw > knife
boomstick > knife
iron guantlet that crushes whatever the hell he wants it to > knife

Face it, the knights in the castle phuck up Myers on sight.

Michael rips the chainsaw out of his hands with his superhuman strength.
Michael withstands the shotgun blast and rams the shotgun into Ash's chest
Michael can rip the bars off of a prison cell. He'll crush Ash's head.

Mikey can't even beat Jamie Lee Curtis.

She cut his head off.

Originally posted by COG Veteran
Ash would discombobulate Myers with any of the equipment you see in my sig.

Chainsaw > knife
boomstick > knife
iron guantlet that crushes whatever the hell he wants it to > knife

Face it, the knights in the castle phuck up Myers on sight.

I defer to my previous statement.

Originally posted by Sacred 117
Originally posted by Lestov16
Michael rips the chainsaw out of his hands with his superhuman strength.
Michael withstands the shotgun blast and rams the shotgun into Ash's chest
Michael can rip the bars off of a prison cell. He'll crush Ash's head.

Chainsaws > puny flesh = Myers dies

Micheal loses his head to four well placed shotgun sluggs, then gets discomobulated

He'll never touch Ash due to reasons stated above.

Originally posted by Sacred 117
I defer to my previous statement.

Fierce diety of termina would turn Myers into an S&M victim.