Slender Man vs Link

Started by COG Veteran3 pages

Slender Man vs Link

Takes place in the Black Forest of Germany. Link is only aware of another presence.

Link gets impaled on a tree.

Lolz. ToC protects from evil magic (assuming its use here). The likes of which are more powerful than Slender Man. Link draws the Master Sword and cuts through the darkness as well as SM. 🍺 SM should have fled Germany.

You trolltastic motherf**ker! I should've guessed you would do something like this. Lololololololol.

Originally posted by Sacred 117
Lolz. ToC protects from evil magic (assuming its use here). The likes of which are more powerful than Slender Man. Link draws the Master Sword and cuts through the darkness as well as SM. 🍺 SM should have fled Germany.

Slenderman is a 4th dimensional being. He can warp time and space. Link gets run thru.

Uh... so can Link. The Master Sword has time warping feats as well as the Ocarina. How much Triforce did you give Link? Also, what the hell can Slender even do?! And don't give me some vague, arbitrary bullshit about the obvious. Provide specifics on something I HAVEN'T heard.

Originally posted by Sacred 117
Uh... so can Link. The Master Sword has time warping feats as well as the Ocarina. How much Triforce did you give Link? Also, what the hell can Slender even do?! And don't give me some vague, arbitrary bullshit about the obvious. Provide specifics on something I HAVEN'T heard.

Link has 5% triforce.

People suffer hallucinations, dizzyness and vomiting in the presence of slender. Link will be very ill.

Shitting bullshit! The lowest he can have is 1/3. By default, he has Courage. The other two are the question. Seriously, you need to be educated. Lol.

You know where worse things would happen? The depths of a volcano, the summit of an icy mountain, etc. He's more resilient than you give him credit for. Illness? F**k your illness! ToC (and potions if desired)! Hallucinations? F**k your hallucinations! Lens of Truth!

Edit: Sorry for the double post.

Link will be panicked and puking everywhere, he'll never see slendy coming. The tentacles will grab him and finish the job.

Remember when Link showed fear? Yeah, me either. You're failure to provide definitive combative/destructive feats leads me to believe that you're not entirely serious about this, and that this is potentially just another troll-off. Link drops and island on Slender Man. 😄

Slender Man kills the player controlling Link. estahuh

I haven't really seen anything from Slenderman to suggest it can kill Link.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Slender Man kills the player controlling Link. estahuh

Mechanical inconsistency is null here. haermm

Originally posted by NemeBro
I haven't really seen anything from Slenderman to suggest it can kill Link.

Precisely. He's demonstrated no combat experience, and he's not gonna scare Link. Fear and surprise are what Slender relies on, and he's basically robbed of that.

Oh, you two.

Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
Oh, you two.

Who?

Originally posted by Sacred 117
Who?

You and COG.

Originally posted by Sacred 117
Remember when Link showed fear? Yeah, me either. You're failure to provide definitive combative/destructive feats leads me to believe that you're not entirely serious about this, and that this is potentially just another troll-off. Link drops and island on Slender Man. 😄

All Link needs to do is turn a corner and then he's gone. Thats how Slendy operates. Hence his nickname "the operator"

Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
You and COG.

I knew we would draw attention at some point. Lol.

Originally posted by COG Veteran
All Link needs to do is turn a corner and then he's gone. Thats how Slendy operates. Hence his nickname "the operator"

Link will turn... with a spinning back slash FTW. 💃 He doesn't kill people who are anywhere near Link's level. You still haven't even explained how he plans to do this, henceforth, he will not.