Slender Man vs Link

Originally posted by Sacred 117
Precisely. He's demonstrated no combat experience, and he's not gonna scare Link. Fear and surprise are what Slender relies on, and he's basically robbed of that.

Link can turn a corner cant he? Therefore Link CAN be suprised. Go Slenderman Go!

Really?! Because I, the one of us who actually knows about Link, can't recall it. You're NOT going to scare Link. Slender Man has nothing to offer.

Originally posted by COG Veteran
All Link needs to do is turn a corner and then he's gone. Thats how Slendy operates. Hence his nickname "the operator"

So his nickname is "The Operator" because that's how he operates? I'm not sure that entirely makes sense.

It's official. I can't take this thread seriously.

Originally posted by Sacred 117
I knew we would draw attention at some point. Lol.

Link will turn... with a spinning back slash FTW. 💃 He doesn't kill people who are anywhere near Link's level. You still haven't even explained how he plans to do this, henceforth, he will not.

Slendy is a 4th dimensional being, it will be more than easy. Many tentacles will rip the sword out of his hands.

COG, you make no sense. Link has the Triforce of Courage. Any dark creature that tries snagging him would get repelled as evidenced in Twilight Princess so if Slender Man tries doing that, he's gonna be told to **** off.

Originally posted by Sacred 117
Really?! Because I, the one of us who actually knows about Link, can't recall it. You're NOT going to scare Link. Slender Man has nothing to offer.

Link has nothing to give. Slenderman has no known ways of being injured (according to the legends). He's gonna be on the ropes.

Originally posted by COG Veteran
Link has nothing to give. Slenderman has no known ways of being injured (according to the legends). He's gonna be on the ropes.

That's because through the years, people have been trying to deal with the faceless entity using normal weapons. Link has a magic sword made by a god that literally harms evil. There is nothing in any mythos that state Slender Man is immune to that.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
That's because through the years, people have been trying to deal with the faceless entity using normal weapons. Link has a magic sword made by a god that literally harms evil. There is nothing in any mythos that state Slender Man is immune to that.

Link is a reincarnated hero chosen by the gods for his unimaginably disproportionate balls. He has superhuman attributes and a magic sword that can combat the completed triforce. Slenderman has nothing here.

Depends on which continuity you are looking at though.

I've heard talk of feats approaching planetary reality warping.

But is Slenderman actually evil? He is a being of some form but do we actually know he is truly a bad guy?

The dude is against wifin' in the club, and then hassles you for 20 dollars...I'm pretty sure that's as evil as it gets.

Thankfully Link has the tools to put this vile creature in his place.

Link gets touched by his many hands. Just touched.. over and over..

Originally posted by BloodRain
Link gets touched by his many hands. Just touched.. over and over..

Is that before of after he develops the repressed memories of Grope^3?

Please, Slender Man has nothing on the Dead Hand. Or the Redeads. Or the Floormasters. Or Like Likes. Or...

You get the picture.

😐

That's gonna bring back some serious childhood trauma for Link.

Haha. Good to see you all took this seriously.

Originally posted by COG Veteran
But is Slenderman actually evil? He is a being of some form but do we actually know he is truly a bad guy?

If you don't know who he is, how can you argue on his behalf?! mariofacepalm

Originally posted by Nemesis X
COG, you make no sense.

That's because he's not trying to. Lol. He was initially just trying to troll the f**k out of me.