Silver Surfer VS Darkseid

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Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
Yes, and you're paying for it already.

You just don't know it yet!

Oh, okay...

Originally posted by Badabing
😂

SILENCE, DELI MEAT!

After the revolution we'll use your skull to serve refreshments at the Badabonfire.

I wonder how many nachos fit in a raptor skull?

Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
SILENCE, DELI MEAT!

After the revolution we'll use your skull to serve refreshments at the Badabonfire.

I wonder how many nachos fit in a raptor skull?

Deli Meat?! ROFL

Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
SILENCE, DELI MEAT!

😂 😂

This thread's off-topic aspects have become

i wanna smoke weed that man

I think the QueerFromBrokeback needs a timeout. Who made this drag the voice of the house of El? I might have to take my bat and visit the hood, but don't want to get convicted of a hate crime.

Originally posted by Diesldude
I think the QueerFromBrokeback needs a timeout. Who made this drag the voice of the house of El? I might have to take my bat and visit the hood, but don't want to get convicted of a hate crime.
I doubt anyone will care.

Originally posted by Delta1938
Yes, because Surfer has never ever been hit by an energy blast when his opponent is facing him.

And really? DARKSEID VS GALACTUS: THE HUNGER(or whatever the title was) was filled with WTF? moments. Not that I don't think Surfer can't beat Orion(though I'd give Orion the majority) but it was pure bullshit bad writing for Surfer to treat Orion like he did.

Oh yeah, Surfer acted like he barely noticed Orion was trying to hurt him. I mean, the Obliterator, an obvious Orion ripoff, was staggering him and knocking him on his ass.

Orion got jobbed out, basically. While Darkseid never looked better. You'd never believe Orion could kill Darkseid, let alone fight him, from that story.

Originally posted by cdtm
Oh yeah, Surfer acted like he barely noticed Orion was trying to hurt him. I mean, the Obliterator, an obvious Orion ripoff, was staggering him and knocking him on his ass.

Orion got jobbed out, basically. While Darkseid never looked better. You'd never believe Orion could kill Darkseid, let alone fight him, from that story.

I don't know about that last part. Because arguably, Darkseid was treated pretty horribly also. He attacked Surfer and had him on the ground, seemingly at his mercy... by bushwhacking him from behind. Which happened after Galactus had blasted the sh1t out of Surfer for defying him.

I'm not sure you could say Orion wouldn't have anywhere near the success with a sneak attack from behind like Darkseid did, had Orion also ambushed him from behind after Surfer had suffered at Galactus' hands.

Surfer wins.

Originally posted by ODG
I don't know about that last part. Because arguably, Darkseid was treated pretty horribly also. He attacked Surfer and had him on the ground, seemingly at his mercy... by bushwhacking him from behind. Which happened after Galactus had blasted the sh1t out of Surfer for defying him.

I'm not sure you could say Orion wouldn't have anywhere near the success with a sneak attack from behind like Darkseid did, had Orion also ambushed him from behind after Surfer had suffered at Galactus' hands.

Looks like Galactus restored/healed Surfer before Darkseid took him down.

http://s1199.photobucket.com/user/Delta1938/library/Captain%20Nazi%20exposure/_HUNGER

Originally posted by Delta1938
So, what has Surfer done for you to think he can give Superman a major fight hand-to-hand?

Because Superman isn't mexican or has a sledgehammer to beat Silver Surfer 😛 And everybody knows that is the only way Silver Surfer can be beaten 😉 Darkseid on the other hand can summon and mind control a mexican to knockout Silver Surfer 🙄

Originally posted by Igniz
Because Superman isn't mexican or has a sledgehammer to beat Silver Surfer 😛 And everybody knows that is the only way Silver Surfer can be beaten 😉 Darkseid on the other hand can summon and mind control a mexican to knockout Silver Surfer 🙄

Darkseid scans Rao's DNA and adds it to his own making him Mexican and uses matter manipulation to produce a sledgehammer, thus one-shotting Surfer every damned time. Darkseid 10,000,000,000,000/10.

Originally posted by Delta1938
Darkseid scans Rao's DNA and adds it to his own making him Mexican and uses matter manipulation to produce a sledgehammer, thus one-shotting Surfer every damned time. Darkseid 10,000,000,000,000/10.

😠

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
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😕 What? He chose YOU because you're special!!! Like Carter. 😄

Originally posted by Delta1938
Darkseid scans Rao's DNA and adds it to his own making him Mexican and uses matter manipulation to produce a sledgehammer, thus one-shotting Surfer every damned time. Darkseid 10,000,000,000,000/10.
Originally posted by Rao Kal El
😠

😂

Originally posted by Diesldude
I think the QueerFromBrokeback needs a timeout. Who made this drag the voice of the house of El? I might have to take my bat and visit the hood, but don't want to get convicted of a hate crime.

Make your mistake,boy!

Don't hesitate!

Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
Make your mistake,boy!

Don't hesitate!

Honestly, I don't think you will like that.

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
Honestly, I don't think you will like that.

The Ruler of The House of El fears no one!