Originally posted by wolverinos
basically what the title said, how do you think your favorite hero would react in the next situations:1.walking down the street suddenly someone says, what you looking at punk?
2.walking down the street, suddenly see a very attractive female...
3. going to a restaurant, order some expensive crap just to find a hair in it
4.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: excuse me my friend but this is my girl
5.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: M#$@@*#$@ thats my b%$@*
6.suddenly realize he needs some money and therefor he have to get a job.
7.find out he failed the math test
8.Horny as hell and see many women around dressed like Slu**
oh yeah and since its the VS forums
9. got to fight the HULK
What did you say you blithering fool
Hmmm that woman has pleasing aesthetics
Ah proper Italian fare... What is this someone has the audacity to leave bits off their Penn organic matter in my food. A quick DNA scam will show who the perpetrator is and I shall dish out justice
Hmmm you can have her. If you are the sort of male with whom she partakes then I wish to consort with her no longer
Ha you obviously do not know with whom you are meddling with fool and for that I shall not rearrange your face but be earned I shall be so forthcoming next time
Ha I am an established genius I have no need for a tawdry jo... What do you mean I haven't got a doctorate!
*dies of apoplexy*
Scores the midget
Creates ablurble macguffin machine to defeat hulk
Or
He sacrifices every single one off his minions
Originally posted by jitay
What did you say you blithering foolHmmm that woman has pleasing aesthetics
Ah proper Italian fare... What is this someone has the audacity to leave bits off their Penn organic matter in my food. A quick DNA scam will show who the perpetrator is and I shall dish out justice
Hmmm you can have her. If you are the sort of male with whom she partakes then I wish to consort with her no longer
Ha you obviously do not know with whom you are meddling with fool and for that I shall not rearrange your face but be earned I shall be so forthcoming next time
Ha I am an established genius I have no need for a tawdry jo... What do you mean I haven't got a doctorate!
*dies of apoplexy*
Scores the midget
Creates ablurble macguffin machine to defeat hulk
Or
He sacrifices every single one off his minions
Doom?
Originally posted by jitay
What did you say you blithering foolHmmm that woman has pleasing aesthetics
Ah proper Italian fare... What is this someone has the audacity to leave bits off their Penn organic matter in my food. A quick DNA scam will show who the perpetrator is and I shall dish out justice
Hmmm you can have her. If you are the sort of male with whom she partakes then I wish to consort with her no longer
Ha you obviously do not know with whom you are meddling with fool and for that I shall not rearrange your face but be earned I shall be so forthcoming next time
Ha I am an established genius I have no need for a tawdry jo... What do you mean I haven't got a doctorate!
*dies of apoplexy*
Scores the midget
Creates ablurble macguffin machine to defeat hulk
Or
He sacrifices every single one off his minions
Doom!
Ok, I got a new one.
1- Well, I am sorry. I'll just continue my course. Have a good day, sire.
2- He already got a wife, and don't bother with her, so, no chance he's going to knock that ass
3- Hum! I wonder whose hair is it. Is it mine? Let's examine it!
4- I am sorry, Namor, but this is my wife.
5- Don't start it: you don't wanna go there.
6- I'll just make a water powered car, and sells it to Ford, and then makes one for Toyota, and then create some new technologies for the NASA, and then...
7- He don't fail test. He creates them. And he's the only one with enough bright to succede them, with maybe, maybe only one exception.
8- He don't get horny. He's too busy.
9- He got his ass pwned, because he don't go all out against one of his friend! 😎
Originally posted by Bouboumaster
Doom!Ok, I got a new one.
1- Well, I am sorry. I'll just continue my course. Have a good day, sire.
2- He already got a wife, and don't bother with her, so, no chance he's going to knock that ass
3- Hum! I wonder whose hair is it. Is it mine? Let's examine it!
4- I am sorry, Namor, but this is my wife.
5- Don't start it: you don't wanna go there.
6- I'll just make a water powered car, and sells it to Ford, and then makes one for Toyota, and then create some new technologies for the NASA, and then...
7- He don't fail test. He creates them. And he's the only one with enough bright to succede them, with maybe, maybe only one exception.
8- He don't get horny. He's too busy.
9- He got his ass pwned, because he don't go all out against one of his friend! 😎
its so obvious thats Rhino.
Lol just joking reed.
Re: How would your favorite character react in the next situations?
Originally posted by wolverinos
basically what the title said, how do you think your favorite hero would react in the next situations:1.walking down the street suddenly someone says, what you looking at punk?
2.walking down the street, suddenly see a very attractive female...
3. going to a restaurant, order some expensive crap just to find a hair in it
4.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: excuse me my friend but this is my girl
5.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: M#$@@*#$@ thats my b%$@*
6.suddenly realize he needs some money and therefor he have to get a job.
7.find out he failed the math test
8.Horny as hell and see many women around dressed like Slu**
oh yeah and since its the VS forums
9. got to fight the HULK
alright lets try this.
1.i am trying to walk the path of peace, but you are forcing me to walk the path of pieces.
2.i ask for spiritual guidance to guide me thru this temptation.
3.and i thought only chinese takeaway had those.
4.i am very sorry honorable sir, but i think harmony and nature intended me to reproduce, therefor i would ask your apology while i breed this women.
5.wathaaa wooooo
6.opens a branch of chinese restaurants.
7.thats silly asians dont fail math tests.
8. must use chi to resist the slutty slutty creatures... must.... wachchaaa
9.honorable hulk, i am about to begin the ritual of fighting with you, may the GO..."splashed by hulk".
Re: Re: How would your favorite character react in the next situations?
Originally posted by wolverinos
alright lets try this.
1.i am trying to walk the path of peace, but you are forcing me to walk the path of pieces.2.i ask for spiritual guidance to guide me thru this temptation.
3.and i thought only chinese takeaway had those.
4.i am very sorry honorable sir, but i think harmony and nature intended me to reproduce, therefor i would ask your apology while i breed this women.
5.wathaaa wooooo
6.opens a branch of chinese restaurants.
7.thats silly asians dont fail math tests.
8. must use chi to resist the slutty slutty creatures... must.... wachchaaa
9.honorable hulk, i am about to begin the ritual of fighting with you, may the GO..."splashed by hulk".
....Wow.
Re: How would your favorite character react in the next situations?
Mine.
1.walking down the street suddenly someone says, what you looking at punk?
Walks by, doesn't do anything, keeps internal monologue running.
2.walking down the street, suddenly see a very attractive female...
Smiles at her, walks by, doesn't say anything.
3. going to a restaurant, order some expensive crap just to find a hair in it
Politely call the waiter. Complains about his bad luck.
4.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: excuse me my friend but this is my girl
Apologizes. Finds someone else to dance with.
5.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: M#$@@*#$@ thats my b%$@*
Stands up for the girl.
6.suddenly realize he needs some money and therefor he have to get a job.
What else is knew.
7.find out he failed the math test
Impossible
8.Horny as hell and see many women around dressed like Slu**
Jawdrop
oh yeah and since its the VS forums
9. got to fight the HULK
leaves to prep for him
Same character, a more modern version.
1.walking down the street suddenly someone says, what you looking at punk?
Tosses him into a garbage container.
2.walking down the street, suddenly see a very attractive female...
Walks passed her.
3. going to a restaurant, order some expensive crap just to find a hair in it
Demands an apology and insults the waiter
4.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: excuse me my friend but this is my girl
Starts a scene
5.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: M#$@@*#$@ thats my b%$@*
Shoves his head into a toilet.
6.suddenly realize he needs some money and therefor he have to get a job.
Won't happen
7.find out he failed the math test
Impossible
8.Horny as hell and see many women around dressed like Slu**
Takes one and satisfies his needs
oh yeah and since its the VS forums
9. got to fight the HULK
Preps
Re: Re: How would your favorite character react in the next situations?
Originally posted by SamZED
Mine.1.walking down the street suddenly someone says, what you looking at punk?
Walks by, doesn't do anything, keeps internal monologue running.2.walking down the street, suddenly see a very attractive female...
Smiles at her, walks by, doesn't say anything.3. going to a restaurant, order some expensive crap just to find a hair in it
Politely call the waiter. Complains about his bad luck.4.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: excuse me my friend but this is my girl
Apologizes. Finds someone else to dance with.5.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: M#$@@*#$@ thats my b%$@*
Stands up for the girl.6.suddenly realize he needs some money and therefor he have to get a job.
What else is knew.7.find out he failed the math test
Impossible8.Horny as hell and see many women around dressed like Slu**
Jawdropoh yeah and since its the VS forums
9. got to fight the HULK
leaves to prep for himSame character, a more modern version.
1.walking down the street suddenly someone says, what you looking at punk?
Tosses him into a garbage container.2.walking down the street, suddenly see a very attractive female...
Walks passed her.3. going to a restaurant, order some expensive crap just to find a hair in it
Demands an apology and insults the waiter4.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: excuse me my friend but this is my girl
Starts a scene5.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: M#$@@*#$@ thats my b%$@*
Shoves his head into a toilet.6.suddenly realize he needs some money and therefor he have to get a job.
Won't happen7.find out he failed the math test
Impossible8.Horny as hell and see many women around dressed like Slu**
Takes one and satisfies his needsoh yeah and since its the VS forums
9. got to fight the HULK
Preps
Lol if i didnt know your favorite is spider man i probably wouldnt guess.
on the other hand the newer version gives a good imply about that.
Re: How would your favorite character react in the next situations?
1.walking down the street suddenly someone says, what you looking at punk?
Atomise them.
2.walking down the street, suddenly see a very attractive female...
Accept her proposition to have sex at a nice hotel.
3. going to a restaurant, order some expensive crap just to find a hair in it
use the hair to create a clone of the person who it belonged to, then atomise them.
4.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: excuse me my friend but this is my girl
give him a pussy and atomise all his clothes so everyone can see.
5.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: M#$@@*#$@ thats my b%$@*
turn him into a toaster. then seduce Sue Storm and go back to her late husband's place for sex.
6.suddenly realize he needs some money and therefor he have to get a job.
just as suddenly realises that he can manipulate matter and makes a few tonnes of gold that he takes to the bank.
7.find out he failed the math test
realise something isn't adding up, so rewrites the laws of the universe until his sums do make sense.
8.Horny as hell and see many women around dressed like Slu**
make sure his pack of condoms are not perforated...
oh yeah and since its the VS forums
9. got to fight the HULK
not much of a fight, when he's a toaster, but what the hell, slap a few slices of bread in him and let him fume.
Re: Re: How would your favorite character react in the next situations?
Originally posted by janus77
1.walking down the street suddenly someone says, what you looking at punk?
Atomise them.2.walking down the street, suddenly see a very attractive female...
Accept her proposition to have sex at a nice hotel.3. going to a restaurant, order some expensive crap just to find a hair in it
use the hair to create a clone of the person who it belonged to, then atomise them.4.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: excuse me my friend but this is my girl
give him a pussy and atomise all his clothes so everyone can see.5.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: M#$@@*#$@ thats my b%$@*
turn him into a toaster. then seduce Sue Storm and go back to her late husband's place for sex.6.suddenly realize he needs some money and therefor he have to get a job.
just as suddenly realises that he can manipulate matter and makes a few tonnes of gold that he takes to the bank.7.find out he failed the math test
realise something isn't adding up, so rewrites the laws of the universe until his sums do make sense.8.Horny as hell and see many women around dressed like Slu**
make sure his pack of condoms are not perforated...oh yeah and since its the VS forums
9. got to fight the HULK
not much of a fight, when he's a toaster, but what the hell, slap a few slices of bread in him and let him fume.
sentry?
Re: How would your favorite character react in the next situations?
Originally posted by wolverinos
basically what the title said, how do you think your favorite hero would react in the next situations:1.walking down the street suddenly someone says, what you looking at punk?
2.walking down the street, suddenly see a very attractive female...
3. going to a restaurant, order some expensive crap just to find a hair in it
4.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: excuse me my friend but this is my girl
5.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: M#$@@*#$@ thats my b%$@*
6.suddenly realize he needs some money and therefor he have to get a job.
7.find out he failed the math test
8.Horny as hell and see many women around dressed like Slu**
oh yeah and since its the VS forums
9. got to fight the HULK
1. He responds with a snort of disappointed derision, knowing a coward when he sees one.
2. He tells her about the time he made Namor and Thor move the phuck out of his way and beds her that night.
3. Politely tells the waiter.
4. He tells the gentleman, "Oh sorry friend, she didn't get around to mentioning you."
5. He tells the gentleman to watch his language lest he wants a sonning.
6. He writes a book about his life.
7. He studies even harder the second time around and aces it?
8. He...I dunno remembers when ladies wore 5 layers of clothing and secretly prefers the way things are now.
9. Final Justice 😮💨
Re: Re: How would your favorite character react in the next situations?
Originally posted by JayDaDon
1. He responds with a snort of disappointed derision, knowing a coward when he sees one.2. He tells her about the time he made Namor and Thor move the phuck out of his way and beds her that night.
3. Politely tells the waiter.
4. He tells the gentleman, "Oh sorry friend, she didn't get around to mentioning you."
5. He tells the gentleman to watch his language lest he wants a sonning.
6. He writes a book about his life.
7. He studies even harder the second time around and aces it?
8. He...I dunno remembers when ladies wore 5 layers of clothing and secretly prefers the way things are now.
9. Final Justice 😮💨
you know cap very well nice.
Re: How would your favorite character react in the next situations?
Originally posted by wolverinos
basically what the title said, how do you think your favorite hero would react in the next situations:1.walking down the street suddenly someone says, what you looking at punk?
2.walking down the street, suddenly see a very attractive female...
3. going to a restaurant, order some expensive crap just to find a hair in it
4.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: excuse me my friend but this is my girl
5.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: M#$@@*#$@ thats my b%$@*
6.suddenly realize he needs some money and therefor he have to get a job.
7.find out he failed the math test
8.Horny as hell and see many women around dressed like Slu**
oh yeah and since its the VS forums
9. got to fight the HULK
1. Ignores
2. Ignores
3. Walks out after futilely arguing with waiter. Unless regular dinner companion is dining with. Then meal is complementary.
4. Says "Sorry, I didn't know ..." (etcetera)
5. "Pal, you need to back off, you don't own anybody"
6. Loads camera with film and begins patrolling the city ...
7. Goes to see Professor about grade. If grade is unsalvageable, retakes class in a future semester. Seeks tutoring if problem wasn't merely falling asleep during test period. Doesn't usually fail tests, though.
8. Ignores. Far better is waiting at home.
9. Sighs and thinks of the bruises that must be endured before the night is through. Wonders how much property damage will be done THIS time.
Thinks of how to lure opponent to the most abandoned sections of the area. Possibly looks around for a cement mixer ...