How would your favorite character react in the next situations?

Started by DarkSaint855 pages
Originally posted by Martian_mind
Constantine?

Go back to where you belong, greenie.

It does sound like a British mage

Re: Re: How would your favorite character react in the next situations?

Originally posted by Ambient
1.walking down the street suddenly someone says, what you looking at punk?

2.walking down the street, suddenly see a very attractive female...

3. going to a restaurant, order some expensive crap just to find a hair in it

4.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: excuse me my friend but this is my girl

5.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: M#$@@*#$@ thats my b%$@*

6.suddenly realize he needs some money and therefor he have to get a job.

7.find out he failed the math test

8.Horny as hell and see many women around dressed like Slu**

laughcry Don't think were gonna get a better Surfer one than this

Wonder Man would get trapped on number 8 and have fun.

Number 9 could go something like this

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Re: How would your favorite character react in the next situations?

1.walking down the street suddenly someone says, what you looking at punk?
Gouges the guys eyes out and shoves down his thorat.
2.walking down the street, suddenly see a very attractive female...
*Gets heavy with the very insensitive sexual innuendo and then grabs her boobs and or butt
3. going to a restaurant, order some expensive crap just to find a hair in it
Goes into the kitchen and makes the waiter and chief eat their own entrails.
4.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: excuse me my friend but this is my girl
KIcks him in the crotch so hard his spine shoots out the top of his head
5.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: M#$@@*#$@ thats my b%$@*
Same as aboce but sets the guy on fire first.
6.suddenly realize he needs some money and therefor he have to get a job.
Finds the nearest bounty hunter office/Kills someone
7.find out he failed the math test Kills the teacher by ripping off teachers limbs while counting them

8.Horny as hell and see many women around dressed like Slu**
See answer to question 2.

9. got to fight the HULK
Shows the Big Green Bean what it means to get really mad,and uses the Hulk Skull as a beer mug.

Either Deadpool or Lobo

Just because of how illogical that all was, fly, Lobo?

Well Duh!

Re: How would your favorite character react in the next situations?

Originally posted by wolverinos

1.walking down the street suddenly someone says, what you looking at punk? Gives his words tangibility then chokes him to death with them, while cracking jokes out and laughing more than he should be.

2.walking down the street, suddenly see a very attractive female...
wolf whistles.....his eyes bulge, his heart pumps very very very very heavily. And then dances with her to some salsa almost immediately

3. going to a restaurant, order some expensive crap just to find a hair in it Turns the hair into a stick of dynamite, fuses it back into the chefs head and throws him into the street while ordering another meal and demanding a refund, and telling innocent bystanders jokes.

4.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: excuse me my friend but this is my girl "oh" and then beats him to death

5.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: M#$@@*#$@ thats my b%$@* well how about we have a threesome? Turns dude into a condom and ****s him, while ****ing his girl, while cracking jokes

6.suddenly realize he needs some money and therefor he have to get a job. ROBS A BANK.....AGAIN.

7.find out he failed the math test kills his teacher for failing him, then eats him whole to soend the rest of his days inside his belly with a monster

8.Horny as hell and see many women around dressed like Slu** goes on a crazy ****ing/killing rampage killing bitches with his dick , while cracking jokes

oh yeah and since its the VS forums
9. got to fight the HULK turns him into farting putty

Re: How would your favorite character react in the next situations?

Originally posted by wolverinos
basically what the title said, how do you think your favorite hero would react in the next situations:

1.walking down the street suddenly someone says, what you looking at punk?

2.walking down the street, suddenly see a very attractive female...

3. going to a restaurant, order some expensive crap just to find a hair in it

4.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: excuse me my friend but this is my girl

5.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: M#$@@*#$@ thats my b%$@*

6.suddenly realize he needs some money and therefor he have to get a job.

7.find out he failed the math test

8.Horny as hell and see many women around dressed like Slu**

oh yeah and since its the VS forums
9. got to fight the HULK

More of who I'd have the most fun with this

1) Murder Him rip out his spine to use for a penis
2) RAPE TIME
3) Everyone gets beaten into a bloody pulped mess
4) Rape her with his spine
5) Same as above but make sure he's alive to watch and know just who owns the b%$@*
6) Laugh I'm a realk phuckin hero
7) Same as above
8)Mentally flip a coin. Bloody Pulp them / Rape them
9) The Hulk dies and thus ends the run.

....^ is a hero chat poster?

Re: Re: How would your favorite character react in the next situations?

Originally posted by Flyattractor
1.walking down the street suddenly someone says, what you looking at punk?
[b]Gouges the guys eyes out and shoves down his thorat.

2.walking down the street, suddenly see a very attractive female...
*Gets heavy with the very insensitive sexual innuendo and then grabs her boobs and or butt
3. going to a restaurant, order some expensive crap just to find a hair in it
Goes into the kitchen and makes the waiter and chief eat their own entrails.
4.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: excuse me my friend but this is my girl
KIcks him in the crotch so hard his spine shoots out the top of his head
5.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: M#$@@*#$@ thats my b%$@*
Same as aboce but sets the guy on fire first.
6.suddenly realize he needs some money and therefor he have to get a job.
Finds the nearest bounty hunter office/Kills someone
7.find out he failed the math test Kills the teacher by ripping off teachers limbs while counting them

8.Horny as hell and see many women around dressed like Slu**
See answer to question 2.

9. got to fight the HULK
Shows the Big Green Bean what it means to get really mad,and uses the Hulk Skull as a beer mug. [/B]

Lobo no doubt.

Re: Re: How would your favorite character react in the next situations?

Originally posted by LeonBuco666

The Mask?

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]....^ is a hero chat poster? [/B]
nope

Re: Re: Re: How would your favorite character react in the next situations?

Originally posted by wolverinos
doom?

Indeed

Re: How would your favorite character react in the next situations?

Originally posted by wolverinos
basically what the title said, how do you think your favorite hero would react in the next situations:

1.walking down the street suddenly someone says, what you looking at punk?

2.walking down the street, suddenly see a very attractive female...

3. going to a restaurant, order some expensive crap just to find a hair in it

4.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: excuse me my friend but this is my girl

5.dancing at the club with a girl suddenly her boyfriend appear and say: M#$@@*#$@ thats my b%$@*

6.suddenly realize he needs some money and therefor he have to get a job.

7.find out he failed the math test

8.Horny as hell and see many women around dressed like Slu**

oh yeah and since its the VS forums
9. got to fight the HULK


spider man

1. YOUR MOM!
2. he goes home to a better looking woman
3. gets upset dosent pursue
4.oh really? because

5 same as 4
6 works at daily bugle....sadly
7.NOOOOOOOOOOOo being spiderman is cutting into my work
8 swings to mary jane or gwen stacy and FK their brain out because they dont have Herpes
9.

hes got it covered

Yeah the mask didnt think anyone would get it not many people on here read the mask comics, lol was it the bank robbery bit that gave it away or are you just that good lol

Originally posted by LeonBuco666
Yeah the mask didnt think anyone would get it not many people on here read the mask comics, lol was it the bank robbery bit that gave it away or are you just that good lol

actually all together while reading it i thought who can have such powers and be so wacked, also the part with the wolf and the bank 🙂

http://c3.likes-media.com/img/12de80653650abd8340d497877189af4.600x

thats that shit