Thanos VS World War Hulk( SLUGFEST)

Started by Raisen42 pages
Originally posted by ShadowFyre
No. Thats idiotic. I would definitely invest a 100 grand into a large house solely for the use of storing comics. Seems like the most logical and efficient thing to do. And yeah booze> comics. You can always get a comic later. You can never relive a good time.

no, they convinced me. I'm moving back with my parents and using my current home solely to store comics. it's the right thing to do.

Originally posted by Raisen
odekahn. for real tho. what makes you think Thanos can beat WWH in a fist fight. can you make bullet statements?

* Odekhan Hate Hulk!
* Odekhan smash purple pants man!
* Odekhan Strongest One There Is!!!!
* RwaaaaaaaawRrr!

Originally posted by Raisen
no, they convinced me. I'm moving back with my parents and using my current home solely to store comics. it's the right thing to do.

I think you're all going overboard here, I mean where do you keep your porn????/?

Yeah lets get serious for a moment. Unless Thanos outright knocks Hulk out in the first couple of hits. (Which I think he just might possibly be able to do, but not likely). He really has no way of winning from there.

hulk wins, eventually.

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
And yeah booze> comics.

Yeah, but you can't enjoy it for as long as comics. Sooner or later some major organ will fail you. Sad truth.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Yeah, but you can't enjoy it for as long as comics. Sooner or later some major organ will fail you. Sad truth.

Viagra?

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Yeah lets get serious for a moment. Unless Thanos outright knocks Hulk out in the first couple of hits. (Which I think he just might possibly be able to do, but not likely). He really has no way of winning from there.

i'll play for the Thanos side now.

-Thanos killed Surfer(incredibly high durability) with like seven blows

-WWH durability wasn't insanely high, his HF was, but that doesn't mean he can't be knocked out by Surfer killing hits prior to him amping

etc..............

WWH was also taking hits from Zom-amped Strange that ripped right through his torso and chest, without falling - and healed in a panel.

Originally posted by janus77
Viagra?

😂

Thanos, because he's the mad titan and hulk is the emerald giant.
Titan>giant.

Originally posted by Raisen
odekahn. for real tho. what makes you think Thanos can beat WWH in a fist fight. can you make bullet statements?

Sure, I don't mind. I'll have to do it a bit later when I get more time though.

What did WWH do that makes you think he could beat Thanos?

Originally posted by janus77
WWH was also taking hits from Zom-amped Strange that ripped right through his torso and chest, without falling - and healed in a panel.

I'm going to play devil's advocate here; even though I believe WWH would win.

Tearing chunks isn't the same as blunt force trauma. hulk heals from these types of injuries all the time.
I'm talking about the type of hits that rattle his brain, causing him to lose consciousness.
Thanos killed surfer without ripping chunks out of him. Could you even explain why Surfer died? there were no visible injuries is I remember correctly. (it's been a while)

Originally posted by Raisen
i'll play for the Thanos side now.

-Thanos killed Surfer(incredibly high durability) with like seven blows

-WWH durability wasn't insanely high, his HF was, but that doesn't mean he can't be knocked out by Surfer killing hits prior to him amping

etc..............

Also, Hulk showed us how to get around healing factors...

Originally posted by Odekahn
Also, Hulk showed us how to get around healing factors...

Thats Wolverine not Hulk.

Originally posted by carver9
Thats Wolverine not Hulk.

let's all try to play devil's advocate. describe why the guy you don't think wins.....can win.

Originally posted by carver9
Thats Wolverine not Hulk.

What did Hulk say about Wolverine's healing factor, carver?

thanos resistance to a power gem thor was impressive. if thor's hits at that level only gave thanos a bloody nose and smile, what does WWH have to offer offensively?

so thanos may have the durability to take this just long enough for him to know out wwh with some surfer killing blows.

Originally posted by Odekahn
What did Hulk say about Wolverine's healing factor, carver?

hulk basically compared the two as similar?

amirite?
talking about how they can go all day long etc...

Originally posted by Raisen
I'm going to play devil's advocate here; even though I believe WWH would win.

Tearing chunks isn't the same as blunt force trauma. hulk heals from these types of injuries all the time.
I'm talking about the type of hits that rattle his brain, causing him to lose consciousness.
Thanos killed surfer without ripping chunks out of him. Could you even explain why Surfer died? there were no visible injuries is I remember correctly. (it's been a while)


Putting aside the PIS nature of Thanos' feat (Surfer is pure energy - he doesn't have to have a body), I'd say that Hulk doesn't require a heart or lungs to fight and operate normally, so why would he require a physical brain?

It doesn't seem at all possible that brain damage would affect Hulk, should it even be possible for Thanos to inflict any such a think by overcoming 1) his insane durability and 2) his "functionally immortal" making healing factor.

We've seen Hulk riddled with high-power adamantium bullets, barrage upon barrage and no lasting damage.

Getting back to Surfer, he really was jobbed out to Thanos (as he always is). Someone who can reform - instantly - from being atomised and can take smacks and smashes from Galactus on a fairly regular basis, has no business being that affected by Thanos' attacks.

Yes Thanos should be more powerful than Surfer, but nowhere close to that much more... Pure PIS, imo.