Why???

Started by eninn19 pages

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/health/article5769159.ece

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG4Ytjue-bU

Please don't just post links. Links are to support something that you have said in the post.

After watching ennin's videos, I have decided to revert to Islam. ALLAHU AKBAR!

TAKBEER!

ALLHU AKBAR!

TAKBEER!

Here's a proof of my conversion. THANK YOU ENNIN!

Your links and rambling has finally convinced me of the truth of Islam.
💃

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Here's a proof of my conversion. THANK YOU ENNIN!

Your links and rambling has finally convinced me of the truth of Islam.
💃

That's a dream weaver behind you. Nice try, infidel.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
That's a dream weaver behind you. Nice try, infidel.

Don't hate on my conversionz!

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Don't hate on my conversionz!

Then to prove your conversionz, you must declare fatwa on Katy Perry.

Only a spiritual leader can issue fatwas.

But I'm totally issuing one right now and my fatwa is as follows: Slap Katie Perry with a piece of ham wherever you see her. Allah forgives touching the ham so it can be thrown at Katie Perry. If unable to carry out my fatwa, then get the kufr to do it. :3

[edit] That article's hilarious. Like Muslims....I mean...KILL THE INFIDEL!

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Here's a proof of my conversion. THANK YOU ENNIN!

Your links and rambling has finally convinced me of the truth of Islam.
💃

1) Where have you been!?

2) You all terroried out with the sexy dark eyes gave me a semi

3) Show me your butthole

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Only a spiritual leader can issue fatwas.

But I'm totally issuing one right now and my fatwa is as follows: Slap Katie Perry with a piece of ham wherever you see her. Allah forgives touching the ham so it can be thrown at Katie Perry. If unable to carry out my fatwa, then get the kufr to do it. :3

[edit] That article's hilarious. Like Muslims....I mean...KILL THE INFIDEL!

IT SHALL BE DONE!

Originally posted by Robtard
1) Where have you been!?

2) You all terroried out with the sexy dark eyes gave me a semi

3) Show me your butthole

Robtard; KMC Ambassador.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
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Robtard; KMC Ambassador.

No wander KMC has gone to hell.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Here's a proof of my conversion. THANK YOU ENNIN!

Your links and rambling has finally convinced me of the truth of Islam.
💃

That Koran friend of yours looks hot. Can I get its digits?

Full page spread is just too much for Lucien.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Full page spread is just too much for Lucien.
Oh man, after seeing those sweet ass verses, I was all like oh oh oh!!

Bibliophile. Be shamed, sir. Be shamed.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Oh man, after seeing those sweet ass verses, I was all like oh oh oh!!

I know, right! I'm like that every time I touch the Qur'an.

Actually, I purposelessly opened a page full of violence against the infidel, but since you can't even see any and since not a whole lot of you read Arabic i guess....IT WAS ALL WASTED! ALL OF IT! IT WAS ALL FOR NOTHING!

Originally posted by Robtard
1) Where have you been!?

2) You all terroried out with the sexy dark eyes gave me a semi

3) Show me your butthole

1) Around. Terrorisin'. Trollin'.
2) Only a semi? Better try harder next time.
3) I took that pic for you Robtard. FOR YOU!

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I know, right! I'm like that every time I touch the Qur'an.

Actually, I purposelessly opened a page full of violence against the infidel, but since you can't even see any and since not a whole lot of you read Arabic i guess....IT WAS ALL WASTED! ALL OF IT! IT WAS ALL FOR NOTHING!

There's other content?

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
There's other content?

I lol'd.

No, actually not a whole lot of other stuff. There's some stuff about everyone going to hell, some jew/christian hate here and there, few pages of supporting domestic violence....aaand some stories about Moses, Jesus, Noah and crew. Then the rest is about how everyone else is going to hell and if they're not there now, instructions to send them there quicker.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
3) I took that pic for you Robtard. FOR YOU!

You took a picture of your a$$hole for Robtard? 😱

You forgot the stuff about mandatory prayer 95 times a day, and the built-in Mecca compass in each copy.