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Started by Robtard19 pages

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I know, right! I'm like that every time I touch the Qur'an.

Actually, I purposelessly opened a page full of violence against the infidel, but since you can't even see any and since not a whole lot of you read Arabic i guess....IT WAS ALL WASTED! ALL OF IT! IT WAS ALL FOR NOTHING!

1) Around. Terrorisin'. Trollin'.
2) Only a semi? Better try harder next time.
3) I took that pic for you Robtard. FOR YOU!

My inbox is still empty, jihad-lady

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
You took a picture of your a$$hole for Robtard? 😱

LilB, answer the ****ing question.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
You forgot the stuff about mandatory prayer 95 times a day, and the built-in Mecca compass in each copy.
Dumbass. Islam forbids magnetism. Everyone knows that. Muslims keep their atoms together through prayer.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
You took a picture of your a$$hole for Robtard? 😱
Originally posted by Robtard
LilB, answer the ****ing question.

Clearly my joke went undetected. cry

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Dumbass. Islam forbids magnetism. Everyone knows that. Muslims keep their atoms together through prayer.

Allah did it. Magnets are satanic. Astagfirullah!

This Islam thread has a disturbing lack of pedophilia in it.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
You took a picture of your a$$hole for Robtard? 😱

No, I did.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I lol'd.

No, actually not a whole lot of other stuff. There's some stuff about everyone going to hell, some jew/christian hate here and there, few pages of supporting domestic violence....aaand some stories about Moses, Jesus, Noah and crew. Then the rest is about how everyone else is going to hell and if they're not there now, instructions to send them there quicker.


I've only read a few books from the Quran (and in English), but from what I read, there's nothing in the book that's admirable or useful.

I don't dislike Muslims, nor would I take their religion from them (so long as they leave other people alone), but whenever I hear a secular person claiming that they "admire" or "respect" the Quran I know that they've either never read a single word of it or they're being disingenuous for the sake of political correctness.

The Bible isn't great either, but at least with the Bible you can remove only a small portion of the scripture (looking at you, Leviticus) and get a book that's more or less a good guide to living.

I think it comes down to who the Jews historically were vs. who the Arabs were. Jews were violent, xenophobic, but ethical (at least within their own tribes) people, while Arabs were violent, xenophobic bandits.

There seems to be a few things one could admire about the Quran. From what I understand Muhammad is a good villain type character, along with most of the other characters in the book.

Also I hear it makes for a good mouse pad.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Dumbass. Islam forbids magnetism. Everyone knows that. Muslims keep their atoms together through prayer.

Not to be a pedant, but isn't it weak nuclear force that keeps atoms together?

Shots fired.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Not to be a pedant, but isn't it weak nuclear force that keeps atoms together?

Nuclei only. Covalent bonds are all electromagnetism.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
I think it comes down to who the Jews historically were vs. who the Arabs were. Jews were violent, xenophobic, but ethical (at least within their own tribes) people, while Arabs were violent, xenophobic bandits.

You kind of have to Wonder if violence and xenophobic attitudes are a standard in most cultures. Kind reminded me of a Chinese poem where a chinese soldier is captured by the tartars and when the tartars are destroyed by a chinese army, the chinese refuse to recognize him as one of their own because he has spent too much time with the tartars. "I'm a han with a heart of a han, but people only see me as a turk."

Originally posted by BackFire
This Islam thread has a disturbing lack of pedophilia in it.

No, I did.

He deserves it!

Originally posted by Bentley
You kind of have to Wonder if violence and xenophobic attitudes are a standard in most cultures. Kind reminded me of a Chinese poem where a chinese soldier is captured by the tartars and when the tartars are destroyed by a chinese army, the chinese refuse to recognize him as one of their own because he has spent too much time with the tartars. "I'm a han with a heart of a han, but people only see me as a turk."

They absolutely are. Both are still rampant in pretty much all cultures of today.

Only difference now, at least in regards to America, is that the weapons used to practice violence are more aesthetically pleasing, expensive and shiny and the xenophobia is hidden under the guise of patriotism in a lazy attempt to preemptively halt people from disagreeing with the xenophobe - "You don't agree? What? Don't you love America? Derp."

Cultures in general are very blatantly violent and combative, particularly when in their infancy, as they engage in tribalism, which is little more than the same patriotism-as-a-bludgeon thinking that we engage in today, just on a smaller scale.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Not to be a pedant, but isn't it weak nuclear force that keeps atoms together?
But electromagnetism keeps our atoms together. Electron orbitals can hug.

And you were thinking of the strong nuclear force.

/outpedanted

Originally posted by Omega Vision
I've only read a few books from the Quran (and in English), but from what I read, there's nothing in the book that's admirable or useful.

I don't dislike Muslims, nor would I take their religion from them (so long as they leave other people alone), but whenever I hear a secular person claiming that they "admire" or "respect" the Quran I know that they've either never read a single word of it or they're being disingenuous for the sake of political correctness.

The Bible isn't great either, but at least with the Bible you can remove only a small portion of the scripture (looking at you, Leviticus) and get a book that's more or less a good guide to living.

I think it comes down to who the Jews historically were vs. who the Arabs were. Jews were violent, xenophobic, but ethical (at least within their own tribes) people, while Arabs were violent, xenophobic bandits.

Spot on.

Here's the problem: Bible has SOME redeeming qualities. Christianity especially does, and that redeeming quality is Jesus. The founder of Christianity, regardless how extremist look at him, had redeeming qualities in what he preached. Technically, majority of Jesus's teachings were good, hippyish, very ''turn the other cheek'', ''judge not lest ye be judged'' (or something like that), ''don't stone that prostitute!'' ''love each other and those who aren't like you''
This is the reason why Western world was eventually able to escape the dark ages practices.

What people don't know or are unaware about Islam is that the founder of Islam (if he ever existed) had no redeeming qualities. He was a warrior, he pillaged, killed, raped, maimed and obliterated entire tribes of Arabia who refused to join him. He ordered a killing of Asma bint Marwan, a poetess who protested Muhammad's slaughter of a 70 year old man through a poem, by having her killed while she was feeding her child.
This is documented by Muslims, not by kufr. Muslims say this about their own prophet.

Muhammad is, in Islamic tradition, considered al-insan al kamil, which means ''a human who is perfect'', meaning everything Muhammad did was right, for one reason or another. This implies that his practices were not outdated and claiming such is denying Islam.

Qur'an is claimed to be direct, unchanged word of Allah. Unlike Bible which, majority Christians agree, was inspired by God but written by men, Qur'an has a totally different stance in Islam. It was not inspired by Allah, it IS Allah, therefore nothing of the Qur'an can be ignored, changed or interpreted.

Any Muslim who says ''this is open to interpretation'' is an ignoramus and if they say to me it's open to interpretation, I remind them that by saying Qur'an can be interpreted, they're contradicting 12 verses of the Qur'an which claim absolute clarity of the book.

Those who are familiar with the abrogation in the Qur'an know that all the good verses, mainly the the Meccan ones, were later abrogated, majority by the Sura 9 (or the Verse of the Sword as it's known). It is the most violent of the Suras and it is the only one that does not start with 'bismillahir rahmanir raheem' because that sura does not contain any mercy, indeed.

Originally posted by BackFire
There seems to be a few things one could admire about the Quran. From what I understand Muhammad is a good villain type character, along with most of the other characters in the book.

Also I hear it makes for a good mouse pad.

Stop giving away my secrets! cry

But seriously, hardback qur'an is the best mouse pad when on the bed. True storeh.

Why again do you live in Saudi Arabia?

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Stop giving away my secrets! cry

But seriously, hardback qur'an is the best mouse pad when on the bed. True storeh.

You should make mouse pad Qurans for profit. You'd piss off shitty Muslims and make money. It's win/win.

Of course, you may risk decapitation/exploding. But every good business venture has risks.

Package them with Muhammed bobble heads for extra heresy!

As long as we aren't drawing him I think we'll be fine.