Batman With Thor's Hammer VS Teams...

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Batman With Thor's Hammer VS Teams...

Batman somehow gets Thor's hammer to work for him. He also has a day of prep time. His opponents get none.

Helping Batman is Spiderman (doc ock spidey).

Day One: Iron Man and Hawkeye.

Day Two: Superman and Wonderwoman.

Day Three: Darkseid and Thanos. He doesn't have to defeat these guys, just be able to fight them for 3 minutes and not get killed. Leaving them so embarrassed that they literally retire since they can't kill Batman in 3 minutes between the two of them.

Battle Location: Gotham city.

Dont see any reason why he cant clear this. I think it would be kinda hard to master Mjolnirn in a day but still.

he clears

He doesn't need mjolnir. Give him prep. Bat prep> hammer and he'd solo

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Dont see any reason why he cant clear this. I think it would be kinda hard to master Mjolnirn in a day but still.
He is a weapons master and a master martial artists, thus he has down half of the hammer's usefullness (hitting things really hard with it). With Ock (and prep) on his side, I'm certain that he could master using the hammer. Batman clears this.

edit: just Noticed that Darkseid and thanos are who he fights for round three. There's a very good chance that he stops and most likely dies there.

Well yeah, he would master the hitting part. Im talking about the controlling of the weather, mentally controlling something that moves faster than Superman, opening portals across the universe that can engulf large portions of planets, absorbing and redirecting any form of energybtenfold, suckingnsouls from someones body. Etc. Etc. No one is "mastering" that in 24 hrs.

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Well yeah, he would master the hitting part. Im talking about the controlling of the weather, mentally controlling something that moves faster than Superman, opening portals across the universe that can engulf large portions of planets, absorbing and redirecting any form of energybtenfold, suckingnsouls from someones body. Etc. Etc. No one is "mastering" that in 24 hrs.
True, but this is Batman that we're talking about. If anybody (other than Doom) can learn how to do a large portion of crazy shit like that in 24 hours, it would be Bruce (Didn't Captain America learn how to direct lightning with the hammer after holding it for like two minutes). Bruce isn't gonna master using the hammer, but he will learn a good deal of powerful abilities with it.

Depowered, handicapped, crippled BatGod solos still with ease.

iron man shoots his head off... team 1 wins

Batman clears with ease.

Originally posted by Odekahn
Batman clears with ease.

how does batman clear ? he has thor's hammer not his durability

Funny how speed seems to be the only thing that matters in all Thor vs Superman or Wonder Woman threads, yet it suddenly doesn't matter in the least when Batman gets the hammer.

I thought the hammers automatically give one the power of Thor (strength, durability, etc.)

It does...

9 times out of ten.

Ninja Thor stops hard at round three.

Originally posted by h1a8
I thought the hammers automatically give one the power of Thor (strength, durability, etc.)

thats bs then why dnt we just make it thor.

lol

Batman gets sodomized here. He ain't Doctor Doom.

Yes, he can actually lift mjolnir here.

vin

Alfred is probably more worthy of Mjolnir than Bruce. biscuits

But yeah, he gets trashed here. He stops at Day 2 for sure, and hell, you could argue Tony beating him anyway. I would.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Alfred is probably more worthy of Mjolnir than Bruce. biscuits
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Originally posted by Badabing
Go back into hiding you dirty ass mouth. sneer