Originally posted by zopzop
You probably do, you just chose to block it out of your mind cause of the absolute bullsh|t coming out of Marvel these days.It's that Jamberjorn or whatever that the Apocalypse twins are using to kill Celestials. Kang put Thor on to it and then the twins got their hands on it and used it to butcher a crapload of Celestials.
Zop wait a minute. Are you talking about young thors axe jarnborn who was tricked into giving the axe and amp which he thought was solely to be used to pierce the armor of apocalypse? I read that, but I never got to the part where they used that axe to slaughter the celestials.... If this is true then that is pretty dumb and that axe will indeed be hax.
Originally posted by dial J for Josh
Zop wait a minute. Are you talking about young thors axe jarnborn who was tricked into giving the axe and amp which he thought was solely to be used to pierce the armor of apocalypse? I read that, but I never got to the part where they used that axe to slaughter the celestials.... If this is true then that is pretty dumb and that axe will indeed be hax.
FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL. Stupid Marvel.
Originally posted by Galan007
Anyone have scans of this thing, for pete's sake?
Uncanny Avengers #6 - Origins of the Axe Amp
1. http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c133/A_Flight3/UncannyAvengers006-010.jpg
2. http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c133/A_Flight3/UncannyAvengers006-020.jpg
Uncanny Avengers #7 - Celestial Death
1. http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c133/A_Flight3/UncannyAvengers007-003.jpg
2. http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c133/A_Flight3/UncannyAvengers007-004.jpg
3. http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c133/A_Flight3/UncannyAvengers007-005.jpg
4. http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c133/A_Flight3/UncannyAvengers007-007.jpg
Originally posted by zopzop
It's all right there :
http://marvel.wikia.com/Uncanny_Avengers_Vol_1_7
To add insult to injury that was the Axe young Thor was wielding because he hadn't yet proved himself to wield Mjolnir!FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL. Stupid Marvel.
Yup it's pretty dumb. Especially considering Odin >>>>>>>> Thor and Odin with Destroyer powered by all of Asgard with the Odin Sword (should be more powerful than that axe anyway) couldn't do anything to the Celestials.
Also it's dumb because Celestials can reform, grow back parts, be stabbed by Odin swords like nothing happened.
Originally posted by zopzop
Being one shotted by an Asgardian axe says otherwise. And they killed dozens (maybe hundreds) of Celestials with that very same weapon.You think that axe would do anything vs Galactus? No right?
This reminds me of the time when you oafishly proclaimed that Zeus was stronger than the 3rd Host simply because they all used their combined might to lift a mountain, while Zeus did so on his lonesome.
Originally posted by Galan007
Anyone have scans of this thing, for pete's sake?
It's no more retarded than Reed's universal entropy guns, and zopzop being zopzop will downplay the sh1t out of it in this thread and then defend this showing in another thread just like he did the entropy gun incident.
Originally posted by Epicurus
YouTube video
Mind you, Jarnbjorn has been continuously referred to as a universal weapon throughout the series. Also, for some strange reason Odin was against the idea of the enchantment used for creating it to be used in the first place. Remender also made a reference to the skyfather/Celestial pact in an earlier issue, so he's aware of the Council of Godheads' first meeting with the space gods, or at least has basic wiki/handbook-level knowledge of it.It's no more retarded than Reed's universal entropy guns, and zopzop being zopzop will downplay the sh1t out of it in this thread and then defend this showing in another thread just like he did the entropy gun incident.
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Asgard's historically had broken/haxxed weapons and artifacts. Why this is so outrageous for some to believe is beyond me. Not to mention Odin was against waging war against the Celestials for as long as he could and was very much against the axe being used in the first place.
If Reed Richards can have a gun capable of killing Celestials, I don't see why it's unreasonable for Asgard - arguably the most powerful pantheon in Marvel, or at least the one most respected - having a weapon of that power, too.
It's no more retarded than Reed's universal entropy guns, and zopzop being zopzop will downplay the sh1t out of it in this thread and then defend this showing in another thread just like he did the entropy gun incident.
Reed's guns are also retarded.
Plot level device intelligence in itself is just ridiculous even by comic books standards. Deus ex machina in its laziest form.
Originally posted by Epicurus
It's weakness exploitation, brolio. Galactus ain't a Celestial, why would it affect him?This reminds me of the time when you oafishly proclaimed that Zeus was stronger than the 3rd Host simply because they all used their combined might to lift a mountain, while Zeus did so on his lonesome.
A non-skyfather being with that axe killed a Celestial (and it was implied by the writer that they killed at least a few DOZEN, for their seeds).
Originally posted by abhilegend
Not to mention Godkiller armor killing them by trillions.😂
The phuckin' axe's enchantment is a "simple one that needs someone with the blood of Odin to cast it". You don't even need to be a skyfather, this simple spell can be cast by any blood relative of one : Baldur, Vidar, etc...
So much stupid.
On a serious note, the axe is stupid.
The previous two most powerful weapons (Destroyer and original OdinSword) can't really accomplish anything against the Celestials backed by an amped Odin, but a random enchantment we never heard of can just obliterate Celestials?
It's just bad writing tbh.
Plus, the Celestials have an immense healing factor too, and apparently this thing just supersedes that? Is it also kryptonite?
On an in canon note, it makes a little bit of sense since if Odin did this he would have had a war with the Celestials, and that would have been bad. But then again, if he would have beaten them with the Armor and Sword...
Here's one for Zop though. The axe fails to kill Apocalypse, but it kills a Celestial. And the axe gets stuck in Baron's head, yet it can pierce through Celestial armor.
