Middle Earth vs. Westeros vs. Narnia

Started by NemeBro13 pages

Ser Gregor Clegane rampages through the Fellowship and rapes Galadriel to death.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Ser Gregor Clegane rampages through the Fellowship and rapes Galadriel to death.
Nah, give Aragorn a torch. That's all he needs.

Ser Gregor Clegane does not fear fire, he uses it as his weapon. Just ask Sandor.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Ser Gregor Clegane does not fear fire, he uses it as his weapon. Just ask Sandor.
He will fear it as it burns his *******.

Ser Gregor Clegane will crush his skull in between his bicep and forearm.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Ser Gregor Clegane will crush his skull in between his bicep and forearm.
Nah, torch up the sphincter.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Like you've ever pleasured any women with your mini peepee.

Your gf would disagree with you on both counts.😉

Originally posted by Epicurus
Your gf would disagree with you on both counts.😉

Your posts are always epicless as usual. Quan does't have a gf you idiot 😆

Originally posted by quanchi112
Nah, torch up the sphincter.
Ser Gregor Clegane's rectal muscles are strong enough to solo the Fellowship as well.

Originally posted by Supra
Your posts are always epicless as usual. Quan does't have a gf you idiot 😆

I thought you had me on ignore. Playing peekaboo are we, you retarded troll?

Originally posted by Epicurus
I thought you had me on ignore. Playing peekaboo are we, you retarded troll?

I play peekaboo when I need to🙂 Pony!

Originally posted by Epicurus
Your gf would disagree with you on both counts.😉
Quit making things up. Please. Lying isn't cool.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Ser Gregor Clegane's rectal muscles are strong enough to solo the Fellowship as well.
He is used to being punished in this manner but that isn't a good thing. Aragorn burns him.

Ser Gregor Clegane cuts the head off of Aragorn's micropenis.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Ser Gregor Clegane cuts the head off of Aragorn's micropenis.
No, that is epidural. Aragorn rapes that ass. Don't worry you can watch.

Ser Gregor Clegane stunners Westeros.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Ser Gregor Clegane stunners Westeros.
Aragorn kicks out with a Hulkamania type energy and drops the leg on his girlish throat.

Ser Gregor Clegane powerbombs Westeros from on top of an Iron Cage.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Ser Gregor Clegane powerbombs Westeros from on top of an Iron Cage.
Hulkamania. Nothing stops it.

Originally posted by Supra
I play peekaboo when I need to🙂 Pony!

I am also playing peekaboo with your wife right now and let me tell you, she hasn't forgotten our little time back in the day. 😉