Sauron vs Smaug

Started by quanchi1126 pages

Originally posted by NemeBro
So you're a pussy, got it. 👆
No, you're a judas. I have better things to do when document your crimes against Sauron. You will be judged.

Pussy.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Pussy.
I know you have never seen one but what does that have to do with this thread ?

Originally posted by quanchi112
I know you have never seen one but what does that have to do with this thread ?

That word comes out when the brain farts.

Originally posted by Supra
That word comes out when the brain farts.
He needs to man up and admit he betrayed Sauron.

Quan is a coward and a pussy.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Quan is a coward and a pussy.
You betrayed him and are living a life of lies.

So the first 3 pages of this thread basically consist of quan and supra fellating each other's tiny dicks. 😂

Originally posted by quanchi112
You betrayed him and are living a life of lies.

😆

Originally posted by quanchi112
Don't have the time

You have time to make 20+ page threads here, but you can't read a book 😆

Originally posted by Epicurus
So the first 3 pages of this thread basically consist of quan and supra fellating each other's tiny dicks. 😂
Like you even have a penis.

Originally posted by Lestov16
You have time to make 20+ page threads here, but you can't read a book 😆
Reading a book requires much more but again I do what I want then I want.

Originally posted by Epicurus
So the first 3 pages of this thread basically consist of quan and supra fellating each other's tiny dicks. 😂

Actually, Quan has a clit. A prepubescent one at that.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Actually, Quan has a clit. A prepubescent one at that.
Says the forum virgin and confirmed ugly man.

Unlike you I pull hot ass.

🙂

You guys are all gay. 👆

Originally posted by quanchi112
Like you even have a penis.

You want camshots of it, don't you? Sorry kiddo, but today is your unlucky day. My dick's reserved for your real-life fake gf while she cheats on you with me.😉

Originally posted by Epicurus
You want camshots of it, don't you? Sorry kiddo, but today is your unlucky day. My dick's reserved for your real-life fake gf while she cheats on you with me.😉
No, as no cam can focus on that tiny penis. Like you've ever pleasured a woman.

😂

Sauron imo.

Sauron wins

Originally posted by quanchi112
No, as no cam can focus on that tiny penis. Like you've ever pleasured a woman.

😂


So you agree that no cam can ever capture your microscopically wiener. Good. I did pleasure your rl fake gf though. She was screaming like a banshee, begging for more once I was done with her. Not the best piece of ass I've had in quite a while, but I had to make do in such circumstances.