Originally posted by EpicurusNo, I was referring to your tiny little Johnson. You aren't even intelligent nor can you pleasure women. Pity.
So you agree that no cam can ever capture your microscopically wiener. Good. I did pleasure your rl fake gf though. She was screaming like a banshee, begging for more once I was done with her. Not the best piece of ass I've had in quite a while, but I had to make do in such circumstances.
Originally posted by quanchi112
No, I was referring to your tiny little Johnson. You aren't even intelligent nor can you pleasure women. Pity.
Originally posted by EpicurusI never said I have a gf currently, weirdo. The girls I have been with blow anything you've seen naked out of the water. You are also projecting.
You admitted that your wiener is so small only a microscope can catch it. Awful. I bet you're at least twenty points behind me if we did an IQ test. That's funny since your real-life fake gf said something dissimilar; that I'd pleased her more in a few hours than you'd done so in months.
Sauron wins.
Originally posted by IceBreaker2000
I understand well enough to know that fat, hairy women you paid 30 bucks for dont qualify as attractive. And seriously, people who internet boast are usually lying.
Your screwing up our friendly vibe here cartman, run along back to trollville. And we know you a sock account with that mouth on ya, registering yesterday and attacking everyone here with malice.