Sauron and Gandalf vs Dumbledore and Voldemort

Started by Lestov164 pages

Sauron and Gandalf vs Dumbledore and Voldemort

Sauron with the One Ring and Gandalf the White takes on Albus Dumbledore with the Elder Wand and Vold who just drank a vial of Felix Felicis. Bloodlusted and no PIS/CIS or BFR. Takes place in Hogsmead

NO!!!

But seriously…no.

I predict 25+ pages of oozing, gaping butthurt.

Team Spotter gets creamed.

Team 2 look at the Hall of Prophecy and stomp because Felix Felicis is unstoppables.

I hear that Sauron does some manly things in The Hobbit 2.

Seeing tomorrow.

Who do you fools think I believe wins here ?

Originally posted by Lestov16
So you don't know and would rather post pics ? Quit being a girl and answer my question.

hysterical

Originally posted by Lestov16
hysterical
I knew you didn't know.

Sauron without a body would solo, much less with one.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Sauron without a body would solo, much less with one.
So you saw the film today ?

Last night actually, schedule changed.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Last night actually, schedule changed.
What did you think ?

Of the movie?

It had some parts I liked. I liked the expanded role of The Necromancer/Sauron, the action was as usual pretty solid, Smaug was entertaining and manly, etc, my main gripe is the romantic subplot that was so unrelentingly cheesy and corny it made me shit my pants.

If nothing else, it was better than Man of Steel. 👆

Originally posted by NemeBro
Of the movie?

It had some parts I liked. I liked the expanded role of The Necromancer/Sauron, the action was as usual pretty solid, Smaug was entertaining and manly, etc, my main gripe is the romantic subplot that was so unrelentingly cheesy and corny it made me shit my pants.

If nothing else, it was better than Man of Steel. 👆

I agree it dragged on and wasn't that great save for Sauron and Smaug. It is hands down 80 times the movie Man of Steel was.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I agree it dragged on and wasn't that great save for Sauron and Smaug. It is hands down 80 times the movie Man of Steel was.

Its the best movie I have ever seen on the big screen I walked away stunnned!

The new Hobbit? I hope you're joking.

Originally posted by Supra
Its the best movie I have ever seen on the big screen I walked away stunnned!
I was disappointed save the two scenes I mentioned.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I was disappointed save the two scenes I mentioned.

As someone who has loved the Hobbit books and has a deep love for this realm, and read them from early childhood, seeing it on screen was just a dream come true.