Originally posted by NemeBro
Did that stupid statement make sense in your head?
Originally posted by NemeBro
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Originally posted by NemeBroThat would only prove he is better against spiders. It has nothing to do with him taking on Bilbo.
So can I assume you don't have any examples of Bilbo fighting anyone that impressive?Best you have is orcs. Sam has killed those.
He also defeated a super giant spider, the mother of the ones Bilbo fought.
Originally posted by NemeBroHe snuck in and avoided the army type matchups. Gollum outsmarted him. Sam didn't have to go up against Smaug. Give me a break. This comes down to skill against skill not abc quest or abc opponent who doesn't fight like Bilbo here.
He's defeated more dangerous opponents than Bilbo has, and his quest was by far the more dangerous one.
Originally posted by quanchi112
He snuck in and avoided the army type matchups. Gollum outsmarted him. Sam didn't have to go up against Smaug. Give me a break. This comes down to skill against skill not abc quest or abc opponent who doesn't fight like Bilbo here.
He also could cut through orcs without the aid of his friends on his rampage to save Frodo.
Gollum outsmarting Sam means nothing. Bilbo's prowess at riddles means nothing here.
Bilbo also didn't go up against Smaug, he ran.
Samwise beats Bilbo to death. He is bigger, stronger, braver, and the better fighter. Also, the One Ring didn't make him his *****.
Originally posted by NemeBroYou named things which didn't have to do with this matchup either so I was giving you a taste of your own medicine.
He also could cut through orcs without the aid of his friends on his rampage to save Frodo.Gollum outsmarting Sam means nothing. Bilbo's prowess at riddles means nothing here.
Bilbo also didn't go up against Smaug, he ran.
Samwise beats Bilbo to death. He is bigger, stronger, braver, and the better fighter. Also, the One Ring didn't make him his *****.
Bilbo went into his lair. That takes huge balls. Smaug decimated an entire people in minutes. Shelob would be decimated in moments up against Smaug mr. Abc logic.
Nah, Bilbo wins as he is nastier with that sword. If he has the ring it's even more lopsided.
Originally posted by NemeBro
He also could cut through orcs without the aid of his friends on his rampage to save Frodo.Gollum outsmarting Sam means nothing. Bilbo's prowess at riddles means nothing here.
Bilbo also didn't go up against Smaug, he ran.
Samwise beats Bilbo to death. He is bigger, stronger, braver, and the better fighter. Also, the One Ring didn't make him his *****.
****ing boars and hunting whores, you supposed to kill boars and fck whores you ignoramus.
Now I know why your so screwed up in the head hotfuzzed out.
Originally posted by quanchi112You like dog dick. 👆
You named things which didn't have to do with this matchup either so I was giving you a taste of your own medicine.Bilbo went into his lair. That takes huge balls. Smaug decimated an entire people in minutes. Shelob would be decimated in moments up against Smaug mr. Abc logic.
Nah, Bilbo wins as he is nastier with that sword. If he has the ring it's even more lopsided.
Only Bilbo never actually defeated Smaug, nor did he defeat anyone on the level of Shelob. Samwise defeated Shelob one on one. He wins.
Nastier with Sting? He doesn't get it this thread, nor does he get the One Ring. Pay attention. 👆
Sam wins.
I'll say this, without the light of Erandil, Sam would have been Shelob's next egg incubator while she drained Frodo dry.
However, he did stand up to the Uruk's at the battle of Amon Hen, and later wrecked what was left of the Cirith Ungol garrison solo to rescue Frodo.
I have not had a chance to see Hobbit 2 yet though, so my knowledge of the events is almost purely from the books, but his stand against Azog in the first Hobbit movie speaks volumes as to Bilbo's courage being comparable at least to that of Sam. Courage and skill are 2 very different things here though, so if he didn't take on Smaug head on, then he isn't going to win over a skill contest against someone who managed a significant win over Shelob.
Now, don't get me wrong either. Dragons are frigging badass opponents, easily on par with any demons that Udun ever produced, but the Dragons of the 3rd age are actually much less when compared to 1st age ones like Ancaladon and other 1st age demons. then again, Shelob is also considerably less than Ungoliant... One that managed to screw over Morgoth, who had to call out to 1st age balrogs to rescue him.