Pai Mei (kill Bill) vs. Blade

Started by Epicurus6 pages

Originally posted by Kazenji
and also defeated the entire shaolin order

IIRC, he had help from his disciples in that instance.

Originally posted by Epicurus
IIRC, he had help from his disciples in that instance.
as Pai Mei was traveling down a road, a Shaolin monk crossed paths with him. Pai Mei gave a slight nod to the monk, who did not return one. Although the motives of the monk remain unknown, whether it was an insult or a misunderstanding, Pai Mei tracked him down at the Shaolin Temple. He demanded from the head Abbot to kill himself as a mean of retribution, yet the Abbot refused, and Pai Mei massacred all the 60 monks who resided in the temple.

^That's from the wiki though. Do you have the screencap of when Bill is relating Pai Mei's legend to the Bride?

Unfortunately i don't own the movies, But i have seen them that's why i remember Pei Mei taking on the people at Shaolin Temple.

And Blade has taken down easily twice that personally in vampires.
He took out at least 30-40 in the opening of the first movie.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Of him beating up Beatrice? No not really, Blade would kill Beatrice with his bare hands as well.

So Blade wins.

Based on ?

Blade can't stand on swords or you with her like Pai Mei did.

He also can't easily jab eyes out either.

Pai Mei standing on the Bride's sword is retarded; and if anything it's a strength feat for her... unless of course Pai Mei has telekinetic, gravitational or mass related super powers. 😬

yeah, that shit was dumb and should not be mentioned in a debate.

stop being a you, Quan.

Originally posted by marwash22
Pai Mei standing on the Bride's sword is retarded; and if anything it's a strength feat for her... unless of course Pai Mei has telekinetic, gravitational or mass related super powers. 😬

yeah, that shit was dumb and should not be mentioned in a debate.

stop being a you, Quan.

So standing on a sword was the director showing us his extreme skill and relative ease in which he dominated a super skilled opponent is stupid. Well stop the presses.

Stop being an idiot. Pai Mei wrecks Blade.

It's dumb?!

It's a scene in crazy kung fu movie which has characters kill each other with ridiculous "techniques" such as the five-point-palm-exploding-heart-technique and a character kill 88 others in a sword fight... It may be "dumb", but both movies are full of such ridiculous over-the-top stuff.

Originally posted by ares834
It's dumb?!

It's a scene in crazy kung fu movie which has characters kill each other with ridiculous "techniques" such as the five-point-palm-exploding-heart-technique and a character kill 77 others in a sword fight... It may be "dumb", but both movies are full of such ridiculous over-the-top stuff.

Marwash apparently thinks its stupid and that he gets to decide what is acceptable and unacceptable in a fictional debate.

Most people would find fictional matchups and weighing evidence over this dumb as well. This makes marwash' statement even more hilarious posting it on a message board which revels in this kind of thing.

one character lives in a world where super powers exist, the other does not, therefore the ridiculous things are for show, not a true representation of ability.

😬

Originally posted by marwash22
one character lives in a world where super powers exist, the other does not, therefore the ridiculous things are for show, not a true representation of ability.

😬

So kill Bill feats are realistic.

😂

Both are fictional universes. If you believe Kill Bill is realistic you need a shove in the right direction.

Originally posted by marwash22
one character lives in a world where super powers exist, the other does not, therefore the ridiculous things are for show, not a true representation of ability.

😬

Wut?

Blade has enhanced strength, speed, agility, healing, and his skills are pretty good as well. How is Pai Mei winning this? Blade regularly defeats groups of vampires which are all superhuman, he dominated Dracula's human form despite his superior stats and experience. Pai Mei gets worked.

Originally posted by Psychotron
Blade has enhanced strength, speed, agility, healing, and his skills are pretty good as well. How is Pai Mei winning this? Blade regularly defeats groups of vampires which are all superhuman, he dominated Dracula's human form despite his superior stats and experience. Pai Mei gets worked.
Blade did not dominate Drake whatsoever. Blade doesn't seem to possess the skill of Pai Mei. He pulls out his eyes.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Blade did not dominate Drake whatsoever. Blade doesn't seem to possess the skill of Pai Mei. He pulls out his eyes.

Yes he did. He was running circles around him in his human form. Drake was only winning when he transformed. What skills does Pai Mei posses? Pulling out eyes and standing on a sword? Meh.

Originally posted by Psychotron
Yes he did. He was running circles around him in his human form. Drake was only winning when he transformed. What skills does Pai Mei posses? Pulling out eyes and standing on a sword? Meh.
They stalemated and Drake dominated him in his true form.

Pai Mei's skills of evasion and applying pressure makes this an easy case of winning. He can also punch through wood being right up next to it.

Five point palm technique as well.

Originally posted by quanchi112
They stalemated and Drake dominated him in his true form.

Pai Mei's skills of evasion and applying pressure makes this an easy case of winning. He can also punch through wood being right up next to it.

Five point palm technique as well.

They didn't stalemate, Blade flat-out disarmed him. In fact the only three characters in the films to have had the upper hand against Blade were God-Frost, Nomak, and Drake's monstrous form. All of them were clearly far above him stats-wise. Every other human, vampire, and reaper was wrecked by Blade.

You think pressure points and punching trough wood is impressive? Seriously?

Originally posted by Psychotron
They didn't stalemate, Blade flat-out disarmed him. In fact the only three characters in the films to have had the upper hand against Blade were God-Frost, Nomak, and Drake's monstrous form. All of them were clearly far above him stats-wise. Every other human, vampire, and reaper was wrecked by Blade.

You think pressure points and punching trough wood is impressive? Seriously?

There was no edge on either side and Drake transformed to end the nonsense. So basically every boss of every film had him beat. No shit.

I think it does since blade has them aka relevant. Pai Mei is going to hurt him badly.

Originally posted by quanchi112
There was no edge on either side and Drake transformed to end the nonsense. So basically every boss of every film had him beat. No shit.

I think it does since blade has them aka relevant. Pai Mei is going to hurt him badly.

Nonsense. Drake was disarmed, he wanted to kill Blade in his human form, but he couldn't. He had to resort to transforming to win. All three of those guys are >>>>>>>>>>> Pai Mei.

Proof that pressure points work on Blade? Proof that Pai Mei can hurt a guy who's head has been used to smash concrete?