Superman vs. Dream Team

Kal El

Vs.

Iron Man
Reed Richards in fantastic four
Batman
Dr. Doom
Hank Pym
Lex Luthor
One thousand Ultron bots

Superman is going all out (CIS off), 20 second prep

Dream Team gets 6 months prep and is also going all out

Fight is on indestructible planet

No BFR

Originally posted by Firefly218
Kal El

Vs.

Iron Man
Reed Richards in fantastic four
Batman
Dr. Doom
Hank Pym
Lex Luthor
One thousand Ultron bots

Superman is going all phucking out (CIS off) and is extremely pissed off, 20 second prep

Dream Team gets 6 months prep and is also going all out

Fight is on indestructible planet

No BFR

i see what you did there but dont worry. lex luthor tells everybody about supermans weakness to kryptonite so they get some kryptonite and think they won.
but since you gave sups 20 seconds of prep, he knows that lex is on their team therefor he will use those 20 seconds to fly straight to batman in lightspeed, ask him where is the anti kryptonite suit he once made for superman, fly to the batcave suit up and come to the fight with the anti kryptonite suit.
the team is going to die a very painful death.

Team wins.

We can play this out with red sabre in the role of Superman, and we see already what he will do.

Originally posted by red sabre
i see what you did there but dont worry. lex luthor tells everybody about supermans weakness to kryptonite so they get some kryptonite and think they won.
but since you gave sups 20 seconds of prep, he knows that lex is on their team therefor he will use those 20 seconds to fly straight to batman in lightspeed, ask him where is the anti kryptonite suit he once made for superman, fly to the batcave suit up and come to the fight with the anti kryptonite suit.
the team is going to die a very painful death.

Kal: 'Bruce, I need the suit!'
Bruce: 'Told you guys he'll be here'.
Boom. End of story.

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Spite

Originally posted by Firefly218
Reed Richards in fantastic four

Dream Team gets 6 months prep

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Supes is not holding back

Team

Originally posted by Firefly218
Supes is not holding back

And? It's Reed with 6 months prep. With Lex/Batman to provide him with information. Superman is screwed 9 ways from Sunday. And that's not even factoring the others in, which just make this a silly stomp.

The team win so hard, abhi is staying out of this thread.

That alone says all you need to know.

Terrible thread. By far the worst thread of the year minus the one Darksaint made yesterday.

Which one did I make?

The 'which race is better' thread was cleared by Bada, who wanted a race war between mammals.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Which one did I make?

The 'which race is better' thread was cleared by Bada, who wanted a race war between mammals.

😆

Team wins. This is a clear stomp.
Why have Reed, Batman, and Luthor? Wtf? And 6 months prep? That's a long time.

srsly

The would literally have time to debate how many different ways they could kill supes. Shit they could go back in time kidnap him and raise him to be their stooge.

Team wins.

Bruce tells them who Clark Kent is.
They go after the Kents, and send them to another location (I vote for a mystical realm, where magic rules and the laws of physics don't apply).
It's a trap, of course, but Clark doesn't know the details.
Doom is waiting for him.

THE END.

My initial plan was using the processing power of the Ultrons to figure out who Superman was, utilising CCTV footage etc and facial recognition. Yes, abhi, I know Superman disguises himself with slouching etc, but you cannot hide bone structure so easily. White Caucasian males, with blue eyes and dark hair, aged 25-40, over 5"8? Can't be that many in the world.

In the US, there are 30 million Americans who are in that age range. From his speech patterns and vocabulary, that indicates an educational level of at least some college. That gives 6.4 million White males in that age range.

It wouldn't take long to link Superman with the Daily Planet, and Clark Kent. From there, it's a short deductive hop to grab the Kents.

Of course, they could just ask Batman.