Guardians of the Galaxy

Started by dadudemon26 pages
Originally posted by Nephthys
I seem to recall Ronan pulping some dudes head in his intro with his bigass hammer.

Off-screen so it could keep a PG-13 rating. 😉

Originally posted by Nephthys
You can make the same argument about Han Solo, or Malcolm Reynolds. Hell, or even Tony Stark. Its a part of movies that no-one swears, no big deal.

Ahhh yes...Star Wars...where you can cut off limbs and still get a PG rating (before PG-13 existed as a rating).

Unlike GotG, Star Wars was made with almost all ages as the target audience. I do not think Disney executive producers sat around a table and said, "Man, this Ronan guy...perfect for 5-year olds! They are going to love this film!"

But I could picture GL and co. sitting around a table and saying, "Man! Jar Jar Binks...perfect for 5 year olds!"

Both are definitely space-sci-fi action adventure flicks. I would like to see a more realistic Han Solo (I believe we get that in a few EU stories, though).

Originally posted by Nephthys
Plus, Quill was abducted when he was about 10. He might just not be familiar with the really bad swear words.

Nah. When I was 10, I knew pretty much all of them. I didn't know what a Rusty Trombone was, though.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Off-screen so it could keep a PG-13 rating. 😉

Yeah, but you still see the blood flowing down and understand what was happening. It was still hardcore for a PG movie. The effect is the same, showing the dude get popped wouldn't have made the film any better.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Ahhh yes...Star Wars...where you can cut off limbs and still get a PG rating (before PG-13 existed as a rating).

Unlike GotG, Star Wars was made with almost all ages as the target audience. I do not think Disney executive producers sat around a table and said, "Man, this Ronan guy...perfect for 5-year olds! They are going to love this film!"

But I could picture GL and co. sitting around a table and saying, "Man! Jar Jar Binks...perfect for 5 year olds!"

Both are definitely space-sci-fi action adventure flicks. I would like to see a more realistic Han Solo (I believe we get that in a few EU stories, though).

Well I disagree that GotG wasn't made for all ages. It is pretty dark, but most of the marvel movies are pretty much as dark.

Could you picture them saying that about Darth Maul? Or Anakin when he's killing children? I mean, Jar Jar is the least threatening character. A fair comparison would be Groot, who is fairly child-friendly. And a fair comparison to Ronan would be TPM's villain, Maul. Who is literally Satan.

But whatever, the point is still that a ton of movies lack swearing. It doesn't strain credulity in almost all cases and it wasn't noticeable here.

Also, in Star Wars they use nonsense made up swear words.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Nah. When I was 10, I knew pretty much all of them. I didn't know what a Rusty Trombone was, though.

Maybe, but you likely hadn't gotten to the point where you actually use them as part of your vocabulary regularly.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Yeah, but you still see the blood flowing down and understand what was happening. It was still hardcore for a PG movie. The effect is the same, showing the dude get popped wouldn't have made the film any better.

Actually, yes, it would have. Remember the blood splattering all over Patrick Bateman's face in American Psycho or any of the other gratuitously violent things they had in that movie? Yeah...made you legit think that Patrick was a psycho who enjoyed the shit out of it. I'm positive that Ronan's character would enjoy it, too. We didn't get to see that because it would have probably blown the rating.

American Psycho had its own faults but it was definitely more entertaining, for me, than GotG. Part of that was it didn't try to hide behind a PG-13 rating and got right down to the shitty parts of humanity. They really missed the boat with Ronan's character. He did not feel ruthless. They closest they got was the head smash and the neck break...and both of those felt out of place for his character like they were just thrown in to try and make him seem bad (like pretty much everything related to character portrayal and development).

Wouldn't the movie have felt more direct if the film dropped the lame-jokey stuff for about 10 minutes, had Ronan stop being a tropey villain, and then have Ronan start masacering the good guys? Like...using his Hammer-TK shit to suspend a person and slowly break their arms and legs and smash them against the ground for a kill? Telling the audience that this subdued bullshit was stopping and now it was finally time to get serious?

I can't believe I'm advocating someone get serious...the day as come. This is why I cannot stand Matt Stone and Trey Parker for extended periods of time. They literally cannot stop trying to joke and be smartasses and it becomes irritating. That's how this movie felt.

Anyway, maybe I'll get an unrated/uncut version in 6 months and it will shut up most of my complaints? Maybe it will include some humor they cut for fear of losing the PG-13 rating? Maybe more violence that makes us fear Ronan?

Originally posted by Nephthys
Well I disagree that GotG wasn't made for all ages. It is pretty dark, but most of the marvel movies are pretty much as dark.

Really? Even you? What in the actual **** is wrong with you people.

Don't have children. I don't want to hear your kids in the movie theater because you and Lestov clearly would bring your children to a movie like GotG.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Could you picture them saying that about Darth Maul? Or Anakin when he's killing children? I mean, Jar Jar is the least threatening character. A fair comparison would be Groot, who is fairly child-friendly. And a fair comparison to Ronan would be TPM's villain, Maul. Who is literally Satan.

No. But one of my complaints about Anakin's final character development (really, Vader's beginning development) is they didn't actually show the younglings being killed. You just can't do that in anything less than an R.

Darth Maul got cut in half.

I think the reason they can get away with this shit is George Lucas intelligently thought of a reason why the wounds don't bleed, profusely: it cauterizes the wounds.

But, yeah, some people are saying we should be taking violence the opposite direction and sex the other direction. Because killing someone or dismembering them is far worse than a pair of t*ts. I tend to agree since those opinions are actually based on real science (the more violence a person/people is/are exposed to, the more likely they are to value human life less and be more likely to commit violent acts).

Originally posted by Nephthys
But whatever, the point is still that a ton of movies lack swearing. It doesn't strain credulity in almost all cases and it wasn't noticeable here.

Also, in Star Wars they use nonsense made up swear words.

I think I've made it clear that Star Wars is not immune to my criticisms with things like the violence being tamed down. Star Wars is an excellent example of a film that should probably be less subdued because the extreme majority of people watching these films are adults.

Man...a rated R bounty-hunter or smuggler based Star Wars film would be amazing.

Get to work on that, right now, Nephthys. I expect that script on Disney execs' desks by the end of the year.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Maybe, but you likely hadn't gotten to the point where you actually use them as part of your vocabulary regularly.

HA! Shows how little you know about me...

I was one foul mouthed little shit when not around adults. I had to censor myself around adults so I wouldn't offend them...the uptight c*nts.

The thing about Marvel movies is that they try to appeal to all demographics. A lot of families wouldn't like overly violent and psychotic villains. Also, your opinion is not the standard for what is good and what's bad.

IMO, Guardians could have been much awesomer with an R rating

Originally posted by Firefly218
The thing about Marvel movies is that they try to appeal to all demographics. A lot of families wouldn't like overly violent and psychotic villains. Also, your opinion is not the standard for what is good and what's bad.

I accept your criticism.

Originally posted by Firefly218
IMO, Guardians could have been much awesomer with an R rating

**** yeah! 💃

Cracking effort. Like the best of Star Wars, Firefly and The Fifth Element all chucked together. Really enjoyed it. 8/10.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Actually, yes, it would have. Remember the blood splattering all over Patrick Bateman's face in American Psycho or any of the other gratuitously violent things they had in that movie? Yeah...made you legit think that Patrick was a psycho who enjoyed the shit out of it. I'm positive that Ronan's character would enjoy it, too. We didn't get to see that because it would have probably blown the rating.

American Psycho had its own faults but it was definitely more entertaining, for me, than GotG. Part of that was it didn't try to hide behind a PG-13 rating and got right down to the shitty parts of humanity. They really missed the boat with Ronan's character. He did not feel ruthless. They closest they got was the head smash and the neck break...and both of those felt out of place for his character like they were just thrown in to try and make him seem bad (like pretty much everything related to character portrayal and development).

Wouldn't the movie have felt more direct if the film dropped the lame-jokey stuff for about 10 minutes, had Ronan stop being a tropey villain, and then have Ronan start masacering the good guys? Like...using his Hammer-TK shit to suspend a person and slowly break their arms and legs and smash them against the ground for a kill? Telling the audience that this subdued bullshit was stopping and now it was finally time to get serious?

I can't believe I'm advocating someone get serious...the day as come. This is why I cannot stand Matt Stone and Trey Parker for extended periods of time. They literally cannot stop trying to joke and be smartasses and it becomes irritating. That's how this movie felt.

Anyway, maybe I'll get an unrated/uncut version in 6 months and it will shut up most of my complaints? Maybe it will include some humor they cut for fear of losing the PG-13 rating? Maybe more violence that makes us fear Ronan?

But American Psycho is a horror movie, not an action comedy superhero movie. 😬 The point of the movie is about how insane and murderous Bateman is. The point of GotG is a superhero romp, saving the world from a Bad Guy. It wouldn't be enhanced by gore imo.

Also, I'm pretty sure the point of Ronan's character is how completely straight he plays his comic book villainy. Which clashes with subtle irony throughout the film and leads up to that hilarious bit at the end when his demeanor cracks in the face of the heroes absurdity. He was a semi-ironic "I'm a fawking badass" dude who was kind of humorous in how hard he tries to pull that off. He wasn't really supposed to be as dark as you think they should have gone. That would have been a huge whiplash for him to start doing the things you're suggesting and wouldn't fit in with the tone at all. You don't go into Captain America expecting a water torture scene.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Really? Even you? What in the actual **** is wrong with you people.

Don't have children. I don't want to hear your kids in the movie theater because you and Lestov clearly would bring your children to a movie like GotG.

Hey, I was watching Raiders of the Lost Ark, Return to Oz and other grim shit as a kid. Nothing in GotG approaches a dudes face getting melted off by God or 5 minutes of Return to Oz. Other than that first Ronan scene nothing in here is that bad. Also if Coraline is a kids movie, GotG can be too.

Originally posted by dadudemon
No. But one of my complaints about Anakin's final character development (really, Vader's beginning development) is they didn't actually show the younglings being killed. You just can't do that in anything less than an R.

Darth Maul got cut in half.

I think the reason they can get away with this shit is George Lucas intelligently thought of a reason why the wounds don't bleed, profusely: it cauterizes the wounds.

Nah, I give them credit from holding back on that front. Letting our imaginations work off of the implications was more effective. Him merely igniting his saber was shocking, dark and tasteful enough. Actually showing it would be going too far imo.

Like how in GotG all the badguys are weird aliens who don't bleed when Groot skewers 12 of them at once.

Originally posted by dadudemon
But, yeah, some people are saying we should be taking violence the opposite direction and sex the other direction. Because killing someone or dismembering them is far worse than a pair of t*ts. I tend to agree since those opinions are actually based on real science (the more violence a person/people is/are exposed to, the more likely they are to value human life less and be more likely to commit violent acts).

Well I do agree that has merit in that its stupid to be so puritanical about sex but be perfectly fine about blood and gore. A huge ironic example of this was in Hannibal, the show. They made a scene where two peoples backs were ripped out and folded up to form wings. But the censors got pissy because you could see their naked asses. So they had to slather the butts in blood so you couldn't see them clearly, which was a-ok with the censors! 👆

So dumb.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I think I've made it clear that Star Wars is not immune to my criticisms with things like the violence being tamed down. Star Wars is an excellent example of a film that should probably be less subdued because the extreme majority of people watching these films are adults.

Nah, SW works fine with its level of violence. The violence isn't excessive enough to scare away children, but enough to register for adults. Fun for all ages.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Man...a rated R bounty-hunter or smuggler based Star Wars film would be amazing.

Get to work on that, right now, Nephthys. I expect that script on Disney execs' desks by the end of the year.

Aw man, I have thought about writing a SW story and let me tell you, **** what I just said, I would go pretty nuts on the gore. Force pushing a hole in a guys face, Sith throwing corpses at opponents to psych them out, exploding eyeballs with lightning. It would be beautiful.

Of course, this is why I wouldn't ever get published. :I

Originally posted by dadudemon
HA! Shows how little you know about me...

I was one foul mouthed little shit when not around adults. I had to censor myself around adults so I wouldn't offend them...the uptight c*nts.

Well, maybe Quill was a little more conservative than you.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Yes you most certainly did.

Based on previous discussions with you, you're definitely not trolling me. You are literally this dense.

Look who's talking...

Go back and read that part of our conversation, again. If you do not understand why you literally conceded that particular point, I will make you a Youtube video and explain why you're being dumb.

Which i'm not

What worked with Quan? Are you on drugs? You do know that Quan and I argued about shit for pages and pages and still argue about shit, right?

Your ignoring the point, Folks in that section do that thing alot

Really? The image I posted was from "Guardian books" and the point you conceded was also from a "Guardian book"?

😐

I didn't concede anything in regards to that, Your just ignoring the point that what you've seen in a Guardians books is boarding on a R rating which it isn't

for someone that likes to tell other users that they're acting like kids, Your doing it yourself.

Originally posted by Kazenji
Look who's talking...

Which i'm not

Your ignoring the point, Folks in that section do that thing alot

😐

I didn't concede anything in regards to that, Your just ignoring the point that what you've seen in a Guardians books is boarding on a R rating which it isn't

for someone that likes to tell other users that they're acting like kids, Your doing it yourself.

You didn't address pretty much everything I stated.

Go back and read my post, again. Then address the actual points I made.

Here are the points that you missed, again:

1. You missed my point and are definitely dense.
2. I told you to go back and read my post to figure out what you missed and why you conceded: you didn't. I told you that if you could not figure that out that I would make a YouTube video for you: you never addressed that question/suggestion of mine.
3. You glossed over the fact that you appear to be on drugs because you think me pointing out that you conceded the point was "shit that worked on Quan" is clearly not true: Quan and I have and continue to argue.
4. You completely ignored my question in the last portion of my post.

From the looks of it, you are nearly impossible to have any sort of discussion with beyond just simple grunts and grumbles. Maybe you're mentally retarded and I'm being too harsh. But after multiple interactions with you, I definitely can tell you're not very sharp. You should probably be quiet and let the adults talk.

Originally posted by Nephthys
But American Psycho is a horror movie, not an action comedy superhero movie. 😬

It is considered a "Crime, Drama" film. I feel like I'm being pedantic because the movie would seem like horror to a 5 year old...

Originally posted by Nephthys
The point of GotG is a superhero romp, saving the world from a Bad Guy. It wouldn't be enhanced by gore imo.

You're correct: it would require a toning down of the lame jokes and turning up the seriousness...which could partially be accomplished by not going out of it's way with unrealistic censoring while also making the "bad guy" more believable as an evil zealot. But they could accomplish my desires by making it more violent but that is only just one way that could have improved the film.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Also, I'm pretty sure the point of Ronan's character is how completely straight he plays his comic book villainy. Which clashes with subtle irony throughout the film and leads up to that hilarious bit at the end when his demeanor cracks in the face of the heroes absurdity. He was a semi-ironic "I'm a fawking badass" dude who was kind of humorous in how hard he tries to pull that off. He wasn't really supposed to be as dark as you think they should have gone. That would have been a huge whiplash for him to start doing the things you're suggesting and wouldn't fit in with the tone at all. You don't go into Captain America expecting a water torture scene.

I disagree with pretty much everything you say, here (but you tell me you would make some violent shit, later...so I do not necessarily disagree with you). They shit all over his character and we don't discover why the Kree are so difficult to change (their opinions and their minds). Had we gotten just a teeny tiny bit more characterization out of Ronan, the movie would have been much better. And that "semi-ironic" stuff? Lame. Lame as ****. Cringe-worthy lame (this is my opinion: do not take offense. I believe your opinion is every bit as valid as mine...we just disagree). It wasn't entertaining. It wasn't a nice ending. It wasn't believable. It was just plain stupid. Additionally, everything you say at the end of that section is wrong in the most direct way possible: they simply didn't have him do more evil stuff because would have blown their PG-13 rating. Think more like a movie exec and less like a customer and all that shit starts to make sense (edit - Later, you do show that you step out of the consumer mold and show me that you understand that Hollywood panders to the most common denominator, so scratch that previous point...I just left it there so you could see how my opinion of your perspective changes as I read your post).

Originally posted by Nephthys
Hey, I was watching Raiders of the Lost Ark, Return to Oz and other grim shit as a kid. Nothing in GotG approaches a dudes face getting melted off by God or 5 minutes of Return to Oz. Other than that first Ronan scene nothing in here is that bad. Also if Coraline is a kids movie, GotG can be too.

The PG rating included PG-13 stuff back in the day. And, other than the horror of it, there was nothing very violent about Return to Oz: horror does not get you an R-Rating, generally.

And you bring up a good point: many people thought the face-melting was too much for Raiders of the Lost Ark. People still talk about it, today. It is one of the best historical examples by critics of the movie rating system for why the system is not consistent. You can probably think of a million examples just like that and all of the "abolish the PG-13 rating" people would agree with you.

The system I and others are advocating for is not to regroup PG-13 back into PG movies, it is to move PG-13 into the R category and leave PG for slightly more mature family movies.

Lastly, I disagree on the violence part: GotG was far more violent than those two movies you suggested. I think killing tons and tons of sapient species and violent ways is more violent than magical melting. But I will give you that the face melting (which happens in Last Crusade, too) is pretty gross but it is not necessarily violent.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Nah, I give them credit from holding back on that front. Letting our imaginations work off of the implications was more effective. Him merely igniting his saber was shocking, dark and tasteful enough. Actually showing it would be going too far imo.

Clearly, we disagree. I'll re-write what you said, here, in the way I would state it:

"Nah, I see them holding back on that front just to stay under the R-Rating to sell more tickets. Just imagining it is just not as effective as showing Anakin chopping up children. Him merely igniting his saber was not shocking but the subsequent conversations about it were. Actually showing it would better convey the horror and evil that Anakin had become."

I do not want you to think I am just a hard-nosed opinionated prick (but I am), but there is depth to my opinion beyond the things we have discussed. The 10 minute rape scene from Irreversible? There's a reason it is considered so effective: because it ****ing lasted 10 minutes. It was shocking, real, violent, and every normal person watching the movie felt bad for the protagonist being raped. It was horrible. When the rapist got his face bashed in, you ****ing loved it. It was awesome (watch it twice to enjoy it more).

Originally posted by Nephthys
Like how in GotG all the badguys are weird aliens who don't bleed when Groot skewers 12 of them at once.

Yeah, that was one of my points...pretty lame the pandering being done to keep PG-13 ratings.

Hey, that little arrow thing, though...it would have been more effective had they shown why everyone feared it (just a tiny little torture scene would have done it...but that may have caused the film to jump to an R-Rating...). Do you agree?

Originally posted by Nephthys
Well I do agree that has merit in that its stupid to be so puritanical about sex but be perfectly fine about blood and gore. A huge ironic example of this was in Hannibal, the show. They made a scene where two peoples backs were ripped out and folded up to form wings. But the censors got pissy because you could see their naked asses. So they had to slather the butts in blood so you couldn't see them clearly, which was a-ok with the censors! 👆

So dumb.

You know my feels. I edited some of my post after reading this.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Nah, SW works fine with its level of violence. The violence isn't excessive enough to scare away children, but enough to register for adults. Fun for all ages.

Not really all ages. If your child gets nightmares from violence like that or evil characters like Maul and the Emperor, you should not take your children to those movies or let them watch them (there are children like that and there were plenty of whiny mothers bitching about how scary Maul was...because they thought it was a kid's movie. So WTF does that PG rating mean to you, bitches? FFS, some parents are dumb).

But I do agree that, for the most part, the PG stuff is a nice place for Star Wars. But some of the elements of the movies are easily R (but...it didn't focus on it or emphasize it which is why I think they avoided the R). Burned bodies in A New Hope? That was grisly and dark...disgusting, really. Pretty effective. But that would probably get a movie a PG-13 rating, these days. Add in the cut-off arm in the bar, yeah, it would be PG-13, these days (PG-13 did not exist back then).

Originally posted by Nephthys
Aw man, I have thought about writing a SW story and let me tell you, **** what I just said, I would go pretty nuts on the gore. Force pushing a hole in a guys face, Sith throwing corpses at opponents to psych them out, exploding eyeballs with lightning. It would be beautiful.

Of course, this is why I wouldn't ever get published. :I

You're correct...because big movie execs want to make money and rated R films are notorious for not making as much money as PG-13. This is one of the reasons they want to get rid of PG-13:

Keeps the adult stuff ALL at R and moves all the family and kid stuff to G and PG. PG would still need to exist because of stuff like kids having nightmares about Maul. But the G stuff could be for tame things like Toy Story or Turbo (or any big Disney movie for kids).

I would get a GotG that may be slightly more grisly (but still has all the humor), which would shut me up, and parents wouldn't have to worry about lap dances in PG-13 films, anymore.

Regardless, yes, I would buy the **** out of a Star Wars product like you described. That would be awesome. It would better convey why the Sith are considered "evil mother ****ers"...

Originally posted by Nephthys
Well, maybe Quill was a little more conservative than you.

Perhaps but his foul mouth in the film suggests otherwise. Dick jokes, sex jokes, using "f*ck you" sign language, etc. Meh, this is not really a point worth discussing further. I do not see it resulting in anything constructive.

Best Marvel movie so far imo.

Fun movie.

Guardians made over $200 million at the box office:

http://variety.com/2014/film/news/box-office-guardians-of-galaxy-passes-200-million-1201284396/

it sounds ridiculous to say $200 million isn't a lot of money, but that's really not a lot. These days anything under $500 million is considered a failure for a comic adaptation.

Originally posted by jaden101
Cracking effort. Like the best of Star Wars, Firefly and The Fifth Element all chucked together. Really enjoyed it. 8/10.

Good Summary!

Originally posted by marwash22
it sounds ridiculous to say $200 million isn't a lot of money, but that's really not a lot. These days anything under $500 million is considered a failure for a comic adaptation.

That's only for US, not counting foreign numbers. It still has Japan, Germany, and China to open to. Cap 2 made $259 WW in America, total $724 Mill WW. Guardians still has time to catch up to Cap's domestic numbers. And this is only looking at Friday's number to reach 200 mill. Another 20 mill for Sat and Sunday and GOTG would need only 39 mill to match Cap 2.

Originally posted by marwash22
it sounds ridiculous to say $200 million isn't a lot of money, but that's really not a lot. These days anything under $500 million is considered a failure for a comic adaptation.

Well, that was domestic, only. Generally, from what can tell after years of reading Box Office Mojo, a movie is considered a success if it makes back its budget via the domestic markets.

That may have to do with how the contracts work in foreign markets...loss of profit margin on ticket sales? But that is not even a fraction of why movies are not considered a success until they make their production budget back in the domestic market.

Marketing. One thing not taken into consideration is the marketing costs of the films.

Based on this article, here, marketing seems to be very costly for these movies ($250 million). The production houses (the big names on these films) foot the bill for those.

So making back the budget is something that can be grossly, if sloppily, estimated as being done if the domestic market makes back the production cost of the film.

The film had a cost tag of $170. That was production, not marketing. I think the marketing for this film was pretty big and got lots of TV Spots. I would not be surprised if their marketing cost was $300 million. So, the domestic market made over $200, now. That means that the fat cats are sitting comfortably because their film broke into the black (meaning, it is now profitable). Now, all the margins they get from ticket sales should be going into the profit column. They love it.

I think the movie will hit $250 million domestic market, or close to it, before it loses its steam.

TMNT took the #1 spot for the second week in a row. TMNT is doing quite well...If they do well in the foreign markets, which are just opening, they may make a profit. Thus far, they are below the production budget in the domestic market.

Damn it.

I thought it would have been doing much better what with everyone blowing Marvel lol.

Sucks. =\

It's doing really well. And might still beat Cap2. Much higher than expectations which were probably around $400 - $500 WW once it was all done. So not sure where the negativity is coming from.