Dr. Who v Thor

Started by NemeBro6 pages

Calm down.

Originally posted by Silent Master
Giving him knowledge of Thor isn't the same as giving him prep time so that he can set up equipment and program holograms. at no point did you state that the Dr had prep time.

He doesn't need prep time. He simply has the knowledge of Asgard and Thor, them being an alien planet/alien. The Dr knows pretty much everything, and is only unfamiliar with spiritual beings, like the devil or god.

Thor wins.

Doctor wins, easily.

You still haven't posted any feats.

Originally posted by Epicurus
Watch the show.
Originally posted by Silent Master
You still haven't posted any feats.

Neither have you. All you're saying is "lol, herp-derp, Thor's faster", and you look pretty ****ing stupid because of it. 👆

See, now you're just lying as I've mentioned Thor blocking energy weapons multiple times in the movies.

You still haven't watched the show.

Originally posted by Epicurus
You still haven't watched the show.

The whole show? 😕

Originally posted by NemeBro
Calm down.
Fight me irl, nerd.

Originally posted by Bentley
The whole show? 😕

The one specified in the OP.

This is hilarious. The Doctor has a non-linear perception of time? He knows what will happen in the fight before it does? How many times in the new series has that actually happened? Contrast to how many times he is taken by surprise, or put in mortal peril simply by overwhelming force and is saved only by a companion or his foes stupidity/ lack of mobity. Unless the fight begins with Thor asleep in adamantium chains in the middle of the Tardis, the Doctor is getting his ****ing head ripped in a single hammer toss. Jesus, ease up on the wanking guys

Originally posted by Martian_mind
This is hilarious. The Doctor has a non-linear perception of time? He knows what will happen in the fight before it does? How many times in the new series has that actually happened? Contrast to how many times he is taken by surprise, or put in mortal peril simply by overwhelming force and is saved only by a companion or his foes stupidity/ lack of mobity. Unless the fight begins with Thor asleep in adamantium chains in the middle of the Tardis, the Doctor is getting his ****ing head ripped in a single hammer toss. Jesus, ease up on the wanking guys

You're aware that this is movie Thor, right?

The same Thor that was overcome by Captain America's speed. 👆

The Doctor does have a non-linear perception of time. Look it up, all time lords do. I haven't kept up with the new series, but it's why he was able to remember people he's never met. The stuff that happened with him getting beat up by normal humans is only chock-able as PIS.

Thor's hammer was dodged by Hulk, who couldn't even come close to tagging a normal, human girl. 👆

If anyone's wanking here, it's the guy using comic book Thor. dontgetit

When was Thor "overcome" by Cap's speed?

Since when is Black Window just "normal", cos I'm pretty sure "normal" women can't do what she does. Like springboard high into the air and single-arm grab a speeding by ship.

Why does "PIS" only apply to Dr. Who when there's a low-showing and not Thor?

Originally posted by SSJGGogeta
You're aware that this is movie Thor, right?

The same Thor that was overcome by Captain America's speed. 👆

A. Post that actually happening.

B. Cap is faster than the Doctor. 👆

The Doctor does have a non-linear perception of time. Look it up, all time lords do. I haven't kept up with the new series, but it's why he was able to remember people he's never met. The stuff that happened with him getting beat up by normal humans is only chock-able as PIS.

He gets his ass beaten by people far under Thor's weight class.

Non-linear perception of time? That's interesting, considering it's an actual plot point that while he has no ****ing clue who River Song (Another time traveler) is, she's met him many many times.

Thor's hammer was dodged by Hulk, who couldn't even come close to tagging a normal, human girl. 👆

Black Widow is also faster than the Doctor, and would beat him to death in a fist fight.

Also, the Hulk caught an ejection seat before it could move four feet. He is also faster than the Doctor.

Also, he didn't dodge Mjolnir, try harder. 👆

If anyone's wanking here, it's the guy using comic book Thor. dontgetit

Comic Thor would indeed stomp even harder, but there is no need to use him.

Originally posted by SSJGGogeta
You're aware that this is movie Thor, right?

The same Thor that was overcome by Captain America's speed. 👆

Captain America never fought Thor.

He fought Loki, and he wasn't faster than him.

CA is faster than The Doctor anyway.

Originally posted by SSJGGogeta

The Doctor does have a non-linear perception of time. Look it up, all time lords do. I haven't kept up with the new series, but it's why he was able to remember people he's never met.

Like his wife, River Song? Or how he's always blindsided by plot developments?

edit: someone beat me to it.

You're damn right I did.

Reading this thread gave me a brain tumor.