Harry Potter vs. Hermione Granger

Originally posted by Psychotron
It gets better, Rowling said recently that Hermione should have been with Harry, not Ron. That pudgy ginger might as well have killed himself in the 1st movie.

I can agree with her about that, dragging Ron around just slowed them down.

😆 Poor Ron. The Willy Loman of the wizardry world.

Originally posted by Lestov16
😆 Poor Ron. The Willy Loman of the wizardry world.

I was actually thinking, poor Harry and Hermione for having to carrying his worthless butt around for 8 movies.

Well he did contribute something....that one time...um....

Originally posted by Lestov16
Well Harry is boning Ron's sister, so the retribution is just.

Pfft. Emma Watson >>> whoever played Ron's sister.

Originally posted by Psychotron
Pfft. Emma Watson >>> whoever played Ron's sister.

He'll just have to settle for the upcoming ass-to-ass scene in Noah.

Originally posted by Lestov16
ass-to-ass scene in Noah.

What?

It's an Aronofsky film with Jennifer Connelly. It's gonna happen, man.

Ah, yes. I had forgotten about that scene.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Well he did contribute something....that one time...um....

He's, uh.... he's good at chess remember? That was useful once. And he was really useful in the se-.... the thi-.... the four-..... th-the fifth one? Was he? Hurm. Noooo, I don't think so. I don't think he does anything in 6 and 7 either. Dang.

Wow, why was he there? Jesus, what a useless sack of shit.

He's the male equivalent of that ugly girl hired to stand next to Meg Griffin. How else do you think Harry bags hot Asian chicks?

Eh. Harry's the chosen one and shit. He can bag any babe.

You don't even want to know what he's done with invisibility cloth.

Oh, I have a few things in mind.

Originally posted by Psychotron
Eh. Harry's the chosen one and shit. He can bag any babe.

Not if she's still pining over Edward Cullen.

Well, that's different. He's sparkles. Sparkling > Chosen One.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Not if she's still pining over Edward Cullen.

But Harry and Edward are pining over each other.... 😑

Lol. The commentary exceeds the potential of this thread.

Fine. Harry wins

/thread

Originally posted by Firefly218
Fine. Harry wins

/thread

Yep. But more importantly Ron loses.

At life.