Originally posted by Robtard
I only know of one person who does it right. He's retired, fairly wealthly and an ex cook though. So he can spend the time making all his meals from truly organic raw products.
Yeah, I could see that. But like, I'm in the Midwest and know a vegan. Not wealthy, etc. She must have to do backflips to maintain her diet. She also tries to do no processed sugar, or some similarly difficult thing. Good for her, but christ!
Veganism is a lifestyle. Vegetarianism is just picking up different products at the grocery store, and having 3-4 selections on mainstream restaurant menus instead of 20-25.
Oh, I forgot the most important aspect of being either one...being asked - by everyone - where you get your protein from. I just say "tons of peanut butter" anymore. I have given up giving any sh*ts.
Seriously, they make business cards if you want to be smug:
http://www.zazzle.com/im_vegan_protein_business_card-240115278111548107
Originally posted by Digi
Oh, I forgot the most important aspect of being either one...being asked - by [b]everyone - where you get your protein from. I just say "tons of peanut butter" anymore. I have given up giving any sh*ts.Seriously, they make business cards if you want to be smug:
http://www.zazzle.com/im_vegan_protein_business_card-240115278111548107 [/B]
You should just say "semen" from now on.
Originally posted by Robtard
You should just say "semen" from now on.
That's actually not a significant source of protein. Don't ask how I know.
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Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Protein in watermelon? 1.7 g counts? I get more from huffing an empty Pringles can.
I didn't say it was a good list. It's just funny that it exists.
In any case, it's for vegans. It's even easier for vegetarians (add in cheese and various faux-meat products that cater to the diet), and even easier for pescatarians like myself. Anyone who's befuddled by the prospect of meat-less protein just doesn't have an imagination.
Still, "TONS of peanut butter" is clearly the best answer, followed by no admission of a joke or clarification. The looks of shock and worry are priceless. The number of Midwesterners who have never met a vegetarian is high enough that it's often carte blanche to make sh*t up. Not unlike my atheism. "Peanut butter-gargling Satan worshipper" would look good as an epitaph, no?
I get my protein sources from the following sources since Monday of last week:
All natural peanut butter.
Reduced sodium tuna in a ****ing pouch.
Optimum Nutrition Pro Complex.
Sargento cheese sticks (Pepperjack and Colby Jack).
Salmon in a ****ing pouch.
Beef steaks. I don't know which cut I get...ribeye?
Bacon. Not much of it.
Eggs. So many ****ing eggs.
Eggbeaters.
Beef jerky (it has 1 gram of carb per serving).
On occasion (once, so far), grilled tilapia.
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Vegetarians are nothing compared to raw-foodists. A friend of mine's daughter is a raw-foodist, but she knows what she is doing. She made a raw-foodist dinner for me, and it was great.
After the raw food did you make the sex? That's how I thank my cooks.
Originally posted by Digi
That's actually not a significant source of protein. Don't ask how I know.313
I didn't say it was a good list. It's just funny that it exists.
In any case, it's for vegans. It's even easier for vegetarians (add in cheese and various faux-meat products that cater to the diet), and even easier for pescatarians like myself. Anyone who's befuddled by the prospect of meat-less protein just doesn't have an imagination.
Still, "TONS of peanut butter" is clearly the best answer, followed by no admission of a joke or clarification. The looks of shock and worry are priceless. The number of Midwesterners who have never met a vegetarian is high enough that it's often carte blanche to make sh*t up. Not unlike my atheism. "Peanut butter-gargling Satan worshipper" would look good as an epitaph, no?
1. Let me guess - Cracked?
2. Also yeah, in the Midwest I didn't know any vegetarians. Or vegans. A rite of passage was to corner a small mammal and eat it raw in most parts.
Re: Vegetarians are less healthy according to science.
Originally posted by dadudemon
http://www.plosone.org/article/info%3Adoi%2F10.1371%2Fjournal.pone.0088278#abstract0I'm curious about the various carnivorous diets, though! The one with meat, fruits, and vegetables...I bet they are the healthiest group. If someone can figure that out (because I am having a dumb moment...I don't see how to pull that out of that link), that'd be awesome.
I think you can still be a healthy vegetarian. But I think, for the average person, they just don't do it properly. You have to be careful when going on extreme diets. Do your damn research, I say.
My neighbor is a vegan (no milk and sh*t) and she's pretty healthy and her child is 6 months and he's a ankle biter 😆
She was a High School teacher until she was up the tuff 🤣 Her lover (boyfriend) is Mexican he's a vegan also.........He's hard core (tough) but, women can reason better then guys 😂
Originally posted by Digi
Good guess, but no. I made a semen-protein joke to a girl back in college and she corrected me. She was already vegetarian and I was just becoming one. I lost my virginity to her that night. Nice girl...whatever her name was.
Sounds legit.
Originally posted by Badabing
That's a good policy. Are there raptors in the Midwest?
There could be, if it weren't so cold in the wintertime.
Originally posted by wilco
My neighbor is a vegan (no milk and sh*t) and she's pretty healthy and her child is 6 months and he's a ankle biter 😆She was a High School teacher until she was up the tuff 🤣 Her lover (boyfriend) is Mexican he's a vegan also.........He's hard core (tough) but, women can reason better then guys 😂
They have Mexicans in Australia? That's some epic swimming right there.