What makes God wonderful?

Originally posted by Robtard
I thank God for the Bing Bang, without it, there'd be no tacos. I love a good taco.

There you go! 👆

Tacos are the best food that God ever created.

I edited, I thanked God for 1982 films.

1982? Okay! Blade Runner.

Exactly; here are a few more gems:

Conan the Barbarian
The Road Warrior
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan-nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
The Thing
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
E.T. The Extraterrestial
The Beastmaster
First Blood
Porky's
The World According to Garp

So to be on-topic: God created the Big Bang which made 1982 and all those films as a result possible 👆

Uh, Rocky III and Annie? And Sophie's Choice?

Make my day!

Originally posted by Robtard

Being familiar with the concept of God and religious doctrines can save your life (or at least from some major ass kicking).
Once was riding a metro in Moscow late at night, the car was completely empty. Enter five drunk Dagestanis. Surrounded me, one of them pulled out a knife.
Him: "And just where are you from?"
Me without thinking: "Syria."
No idea why I said that. He was speechless for a moment probably because I look nothing like a Middle Eastern.
Him: "Wait. You..you muslim?"
Me: "Pfft! Alhamdulillah!"
Him: O.o
He then gave me a bro hug and they all left on the next stop.

Originally posted by SamZED
Being familiar with the concept of God and religious doctrines can save your life (or at least from some major ass kicking).
Once was riding a metro in Moscow late at night, the car was completely empty. Enter five drunk Dagestanis. Surrounded me, one of them pulled out a knife.
Him: "And just where are you from?"
Me without thinking: "Syria."
No idea why I said that. He was speechless for a moment probably because I look nothing like a Middle Eastern.
Him: "Wait. You..you muslim?"
Me: "Pfft! Alhamdulillah!"
Him: O.o
He then gave me a bro hug and they all left on the next stop.

😎 Best story so far.

Originally posted by SamZED
Being familiar with the concept of God and religious doctrines can save your life (or at least from some major ass kicking).
Once was riding a metro in Moscow late at night, the car was completely empty. Enter five drunk Dagestanis. Surrounded me, one of them pulled out a knife.
Him: "And just where are you from?"
Me without thinking: "Syria."
No idea why I said that. He was speechless for a moment probably because I look nothing like a Middle Eastern.
Him: "Wait. You..you muslim?"
Me: "Pfft! Alhamdulillah!"
Him: O.o
He then gave me a bro hug and they all left on the next stop.

So you pretended to be a terrorist because you're a coward.

Originally posted by Robtard
So you pretended to be a terrorist because you're a coward.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
😎 Best story so far.

Originally posted by SamZED
So much stupid in this post don't know which part to address.

Robtard apparently would've just beaten them all. 🙁

You sound mad now.

I would have invoked that wrath of God down upon their Dagi asses.

Originally posted by Robtard
You sound mad now.

I would have invoked that wrath of God down upon their Dagi asses.

Crosses and holy water don't work on them I tried. And I can't afford silver bullets. 🙁

I like how he's always there for you no matter what.

I like that he does oral.

Yeah that he's a sexual God is great.

Originally posted by Wonder Man
I like how he's always there for you no matter what.

What's the huge black duck-like thing on God's back, yo?

Originally posted by Wonder Man
I like how he's always there for you no matter what.

You just call out God's name
And you know wherever he is
He'll come running to see you again
Winter, spring, summer or fall
All you have to do is call
And he'll be there
You've got a friend

Originally posted by Wonder Man
Yeah that he's a sexual God is great.