Race war

Originally posted by Impediment
Anthony, the omnipotent white kid from Twilight Zone: The Movie, solos.

Is Chuck Norris excluded from this?

No.

THe only match for Chuck is a Nokia and Nokia's don't have a race. So Chuck Wins.

And then Freeman.

Why would Chuck want to fight a mobile phone.

Originally posted by Impediment
Anthony, the omnipotent white kid from Twilight Zone: The Movie, solos.

It was still a white woman who called the shots. Boom.

I think I'm going to betray my race and side with the honkies. AlanisGod seemed more powerful than MorganGod. I mean, MorganGod was talking to humans directly, whereas AlanisGod needed Metatron as a proxy because she was too powerful. combined with Fremont, who given how he was dimension dumping people into cartoons, is probably the most powerful non-divine character in cinema, I think the crackers lyn-...I mean soundly defeat the colored folk. Then again, Jesus is black as everyone knows, so maybe the battle won't be too uneven.

Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
THe only match for Chuck is a Nokia and Nokia's don't have a race. So Chuck Wins.

And then Freeman.

More white people have played gods so we win yet again.

Originally posted by Lestov16
I think I'm going to betray my race and side with the honkies. AlanisGod seemed more powerful than MorganGod. I mean, MorganGod was talking to humans directly, whereas AlanisGod needed Metatron as a proxy because she was too powerful. combined with Fremont, who given how he was dimension dumping people into cartoons, is probably the most powerful non-divine character in cinema, I think the crackers lyn-...I mean soundly defeat the colored folk. Then again, Jesus is black as everyone knows, so maybe the battle won't be too uneven.

😆

And the white people have Jack Bauer. No contest

You people have all the Jesii and Greek gods

Wouldn't Bollywood win through sheer numbers? India produces the greatest number of movies per year, and a significant quorum of those are bound to have omnipotent god characters in them.

Morgan Freeman Solos

seems like this comes down to MorganGod vs AlanisGod.

I've only seen "Dogma" once, it was years ago and i don't remember much of it. Anyone recall her feats?

She was the Judeo-Christian god, ie creator of all.

Oh, she also blew apart new Batman's head by speaking.

MorganGod was the creator as well.

dunno how i feel about the whole, "can't directly speak to people " thing... that could be interpreted as lack of control. heh.

MorganGod gave another person the power to literally move the moon.

If both are said to be basically the same character, but one has feats and the other doesn't, the one w/o feats loses, don't ya think?

She has a feat. She created the world/universe.

as did MorganGod.

So why would a bunch of considerably less impressive feats matter?